Bully

Click picture for full size
Remember the good old days when a bully would only take a kid's lunch money instead of his future earnings?

Secret of Happiness

Click picture for full size
In these days of Hope n' Change, it's a lot easier to have a positive attitude if you have the right pharmaceuticals.

Ship of State

Click picture for full size
In this case, "deck chairs" would include socializing health care, taxing greenhouse gases, and orchestrating attacks on radio hosts.

Backseat Science

Click picture for full size
It's important that the President's comfort doesn't take a back seat to either science or ideology.

Money Machine

Click picture for full size
What's more, this machine would add a lot less hot air to the environment.

Rob the Rich

Click picture for full size
Economists say that raising tax rates on the "rich" will translate to even less tax money available for the poor. So maybe it really is just about enjoying the screams.

Sleeveless

Click picture for full size
In these days of Hope n' Change, there's so little bad news that the media has plenty of time for fashion bulletins!