Friday, August 17, 2012

United We Stood



After Mitt Romney suggested that Barack Obama should take his campaign of "division, anger, and hate back to Chicago," the president wanted to clear the record about the tiny little misunderstandings caused by his campaign's claims that Romney and Ryan are serial killing slaveholders.

And so the president took time out from his busy fundraising and reputation-smearing schedule to answer tough, hard-hitting questions from a grizzled oldschool journalist from Entertainment Tonight.


Okay, the grizzled oldschool journalist was actually a ditzy blond piece of vapid eyecandy who cares more about Snooki's baby bump than politics, and her hard-hitting, deeply-layered question was an eyelash-fluttering, "So...how do you respond to that?"


And the answer is: by lying through his teeth.

Because in his best "aw shucks" manner, and with Michelle sitting at his side (apparently wearing a tablecloth from an Italian restaurant), Obama said "I don't think you or anybody who's been watching the campaign would say that in any way we have tried to divide the country. We've always tried to bring the country together."

Except when he's threatening to throw bankers to the people with pitchforks, clearing the legal path for Occupy Wall Street protesters to rail against capitalism, instructing the Justice Department not to prosecute New Black Panthers who threaten white voters, declaring that Republicans are waging a "war on women," calling people of faith "bitter clingers," having his Department of Homeland Security label veterans as potential terrorists, calling fiscal conservatives "hostage takers," creating "blacks only" programs to improve schooling, and on and on.

Seriously, Barack Obama is more enthusiastic about dividing people than Leatherface was in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And he used power tools!


And so the 2012 election is coalescing into a clear battle between hate and ideas. Between America's future...and an America with no future whatsoever.

And importantly, a battle to elect a leader who is a better fit for the Whitehouse than he is for Entertainment Tonight.


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FRIDAY BONUS!
Here are the latest "Bark Obama" cartoons
that I've posted over on Facebook this week








Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Vice President Chain-y



If Atticus Finch saw Joe Biden stumbling up the street, foaming at the mouth, snarling and wild-eyed, he'd firmly tell his children to go in the house while he (ahem) took care of the problem. Because Uncle Joe is, at this point, barking mad.

How else to explain his campaign speech yesterday in Virginia in which he told a racially mixed audience that it is Mitt Romney's goal to "put y'all back in chains"?

He did not, however, specify whether the audience members would be shackled before or after Romney gave them all cancer and Ryan killed their elderly parents.

Sigh...

We expect the worst from Democrats, and expect sheer lunacy from Joe Biden - but is there really nothing off limits for these angry, despicable liars? For awhile, the ugliness coming out of their mouths was almost funny in an appalling way, like a drunken college freshman upchucking beer at a frat party.

But the Democrats' four-year toga party is over. It's "the morning after in America."

And the sight of Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Harry Reid, and the liberal left passed out in their own rhetorical vomit is both sad and disgusting.



Swing low, sweet chariot, and carry these jokers out of Washington.
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Monday, August 13, 2012

We're Having Scum Fun Now!



If you hear a loud "beep-beep-beep" over the next few months, it's likely to be the Obama/Biden garbage truck backing up to dump another load of stinking, rotting refuse into the hungry mouths and empty heads of liberal voters and the mainstream media.

The man who said he would "change Washington politics" in 2008 has actually kept that promise, lowering political and personal attacks into a gutter which would make a maggot gag.

You've already heard from Obama's political operatives that Mitt Romney gave a woman cancer and laughed gleefully at the news of her death. But the same team who produced that fact-free commercial is happily bragging that they are going to be releasing "more incendiary" ads soon - including ones that suggest contact with Mitt Romney causes people to commit suicide. And if that's not bad enough, they claim that they've
got other commercials which are even more emotionally inflammatory (or should we say libelous?) "in the can." Which is no doubt where they belong.

And Obama's Chicago attack machine has been quick to go after Paul Ryan, pointing out that he is young, annoyingly white, lacks private sector business experience, and is a novice on foreign relations. All of which could have been said of Barack Obama in 2008, except that he was annoyingly half-white.

But they're not stopping there. When Ryan released his economy-saving budget ("A what?" asked a genuinely puzzled Harry Reid), the Dems were quick to film an ad with Ryan pushing an old woman in a wheelchair off a cliff. But why? Because - according to the information added to Barack Obama's own website in the past 48 hours - the Ryan plan would increase senior's health costs by $6,350 a year! Yikes!

Except it's a complete lie. The Ryan plan specifically calls for NO changes in Medicare or its costs for anyone currently 55 or over. And it turns out (surprise!) that all seniors are 55 or over. Then again, the Obama team has never really been strong on math. Which is why without the Ryan Plan, all of Medicare will be going over that cliff soon.

The battle lines of the 2012 election are now clearly drawn: Romney/Ryan are going to put forth specific ideas for addressing America's very real problems... and Obama/Biden are going to do everything in their power to lie about their opponents and smear their reputations.

But what else could they do? Because Obama, Biden, and the liberal left have nothing else to talk about other than the nearly unbelievable amount of damage they've done to our country in 4 years.
And they'd rather not talk about how much more damage they hope to do in the next 4 years.


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