Eat It

Like Punxatawney Phil, Hope n' Change poked its head out of its hole to take a quick look at the news before deciding to duck back down out of the line of fire a bit longer.

In the alleged "news": the surviving Boston bomber was "accidentally" Mirandized and lawyered up "too soon". Michelle Obama apparently paid a hospital visit to a Saudi "person of interest" on a terrorist watch list who just happened to be at the Boston bombing detonations by sheer coincidence. The George W Bush Presidential Library opened but, disappointingly, Barry Soetoro did not burst into flame while there. Politicians in Washington began serious efforts to exempt themselves from the horror that is Obamacare. The FAA succeeded in deliberately inconveniencing as many air travelers as possible while blaming the Obama Secluster (so to speak), and on and on and on.

It makes a body weary. And thirsty, too, if you take our drift.

Still, Hope n' Change celebrates the spirit of TGIF ("Turdboy Gone In Four") and hopes all of you have a great weekend!

 

Go ahead and laugh at the new Hope n' Change Editorial Desk - it's NICE in here!

Call of Dooty

Readers- There's more than enough bad news for Hope n' Change to comment on today, but personal circumstances won't allow. So rather than leave a gaping hole on this page, I thought I'd at least bring back our old pals Bark Obama and Joe Bite 'em to remind you of the (ahem) high esteem in which I hold their real-life counterparts.   -Stilt

Homeland Schooled

Only one day after the Boston Marathon was turned into a bloodsoaked terror scene, Homeland Security Director Janet "We Need To Search Your Child's Genitals" Napolitano said there was "no evidence of a broader plot" despite having no idea who had committed the bombing or why. But her statement was necessary to keep up the Administration's campaign assertion that Barack Hussein Obama had personally won the war on terror when he kicked open Osama bin Laden's bedroom door and put a couple of hot rounds in the old fart's eyehole.

For Napolitano to make such a statement in the absence of evidence amounts to intentional misdirection. A lie about terror committed against Americans - very much of the kind told, and still maintained, about the successful 9/11 terror attacks in Benghazi.

But now Janet's story is falling apart. The FBI is hunting for a suspected 12 member "sleeper cell" of radical Islamic terrorists who may have worked with the Boston bombers. Exactly the scenario that Janet Napolitano and Barack Hussein Obama have been telling us - and presumably law enforcement officials - not to consider because it's politically incorrect. Which is why, in all likelihood, that the government ignored high-level intelligence warnings from Russia as recently as last November that Tamerlan, the older brother, had been working with terrorist trainers overseas and was too dangerous to allow back into the United States.

 All of which makes us think that when the FBI is rounding up those who have helped enable Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the names "Napolitano" and "Obama" should be high on the list.

Homeland Security's Queen is Under Pressure.