In case you think the cartoon above is the sickest joke you'll hear today, we've got a sad surprise for you. Because following the nightmarish public immolation of a living Jordanian pilot by ISIS terrorists, here's what B. Hussein had to say yesterday at the National Prayer Breakfast...
"Unless we get on our high horse and think (hijacking religion for murderous ends) is unique to some other place, remember that during the Crusades and the Inquisition, people committed terrible deeds in the name of Christ.” And more recently, “in our home country, slavery and Jim Crow all too often was justified in the name of Christ.”
Again, these were his remarks at the National Effing Prayer Breakfast. A ceremony which, tragically, went uninterrupted by lightning bolts.
BONUS: SCHOOL DAZE
Speaking of appalling religious bigotry and terroristic threats, pro-Palestinian student activists jeered Jewish students at the University of California, Davis and shouted "Allahu Akbar!" at a meeting where the University voted to divest itself of any investments related to Israel. And just in case their message was too subtle, the anti-Israel mob also painted swastikas on a Jewish fraternity house.
For more on the story, we now go to our liberal correspondent...
We'd say that Lucy has a conundrum, only she'd think we were referring to a taxpayer-funded latex birth control device.
BONUS: NBC NIGHTLY NOOSE
And finally, if the stories above make you feel in need of a reality check, just imagine how bad things are at the moment for lying NBC news anchor Brian Williams...