Obama's Iran deal just keeps getting better and better - assuming, of course, that you're either Iranian or just a rabid anti-Semite who wants to see Israel vaporized on general principle (hint: we're referring to B. Hussein).
How else to explain the recently revealed little detail in "the toughest deal ever made" that says inspection of Iran's Parchin nuclear weapons development site will be handled through the International Atomic Energy Agency, which has agreed to let the Iranians themselves conduct the inspections.
Unlike most agreements of this sort (which is to say, agreements not negotiated by our ludicrous, Lurch-like, Nobel Prize-chasing Secretary of State) the IAEA experts who would normally conduct investigations and take samples will be barred from visiting the Parchin site, and must instead rely on whatever samples and photos the Iranians decide to give them. Even more astoundingly, the Iranians are already saying that the deal allows them to withhold photos or video of anything being worked on that has military significance.
So there's Barry's "years in the making" deal in a nutshell: all sanctions on Iran will be lifted immediately, Iran will receive $150 billion with which to buy weapons and deploy terrorists, further billions will roll in from oil sales with which to raise hell, AND they're free to work on nuclear weapons as long as they have military significance.
Hope n' Change is still somewhat undecided about Donald Trump, but for the love of all that's holy it's time we got someone in office who knows how to negotiate a critically important deal without being rolled like a drunk.
BONUS: COLD CUTTER
Subway spokesman Jared Fogle has confessed to kiddy diddling and collecting child pornography which was produced by the former director of his charitable foundation. And although the Left no doubt thinks that Christian bakers should be forced to make cakes celebrating pederasty ("We want lots of cherubs, and make them sexy"), Hope n' Change thinks that these scumbags deserve whatever rough jailhouse justice they receive from fellow inmates.
But per the cartoon above, it strikes us as sadly ironic that the world can seemingly collapse on predators who want to use children for sexual purposes, but the penalties are far less - indeed, nonexistent so far - for those who kill and butcher children then sell their organs.
Did Jared go too far - or just not far enough? And what the hell kind of world do we now live in that even requires us to consider such questions?
BONUS #2: POKER FACE