Monday, September 12, 2016

Basket Case

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"There are LAWS protecting people from voters that bite!"
Oh, you knew we weren't going to let this one pass by! On Friday, Mrs. Clinton attended a New York fundraiser hosted by "The LGBT for Hillary." While there, comfortably among her own, the former first lady decided to unload on the rotten, lousy Americans who aren't planning to vote for a repeated felon just because she's alleged to have a vagina.

"To be grossly generalistic," she grossly cackled, "you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic—you name it!"

Mrs. Clinton allowed that the other half of Trump voters are people who feel the government has let them down (no, really?!) and are "desperate for change."

Actually, we think her math is just a little off with that 50-50 breakdown, since at least 80% of the Trump voters we know just want to keep the lying, cheating, DNA-spewing, raping, stealing, bribe-taking, influence-peddling Clintons out of the White House any way they can - which in this case includes voting for Trump. And virtually all of the actual "deplorables" (we would include abortionists, race agitators, communists, and anarchists) are on her side, and quite possibly on her payroll.

Hillary's jaw-droppingly elitist attack on common people isn't surprising, but her candor is. "A basket of deplorables," she calls us. Rabble. Peons. The Great Unwashed.

Perhaps owing to her grievous brain injury, she's forgotten how recently she was one of the common people - out of work, homeless except for a handful of mansions, and "dead broke" until the huge checks started rolling in again from  foreign countries that wouldn't bother calling her LGBT fundraising pals "deplorables," but would instead hurl them from buildings, behead them, or stone them in the streets. Which, apparently, Hillary is cool with.

Now that's deplorable.

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Once again, Hillary's fundraising doesn't pass the smell test.
BONUS: PUTTING THE CART BEFORE THE HEARSE

"Oh, don't be a baby!"

44 comments:

REM1875 said...

Proud deplorable member of the vast right wing conspiracy here.
Dang the honorariums just keep rolling in.

Jon said...

After being "grossly generalistic" on Friday, she conveniently got pneumonia.

Dr. Strangelove said...

Personally, I think that she's showing signs that the art of reanimating corpses has not yet been perfected.

T.L. Ullrich said...

Facebook doesn;t like you any more.... Wicked Witch offended someone on their liberal staff.

"Message Failed
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If you think you're seeing this by mistake, please let us know."

The truth is a bitch, then the democrats nominate one.

Bobo the Hobo said...

From another blog: Clinton's right shoe, left behind on 9-11-16. Oh wait, she made sure someone rescued her shoe.

I could not have said it better.

Judi King said...

Typical leftist rhetoric....resort to name calling when you have no substantive argument.

Fred Ciampi said...

Oh, goodie, Dr Evil here. I am going to copy "The Wicked Witch" picture and put it up on my facebooking page. If at least 1,733,912 people do that it might piss off the Facebook Kid. (And we all know who I'm talking about, don't we?)

Geoff King said...

After watching illary being helped into her van like she was a staggering drunk and hearing the excuse that she was "overheated" despite it only being around 80°, I instantly thought "awesome! that means she will never set foot here in Arizona".

Geoff King said...

Here's an interesting development:
http://dcwhispers.com/preparing-worst-dnc-meet-discuss-possible-replacement-hillary-clinton/
Even the DNC has trouble swallowing her supposedly collapsing from pneumonia and less than 2 hours later stating "I feel great!".

Bruce Bleu said...

Leave it to the clintons to have "skid Marx" on their skivvies! Seems to me that if one wanted to find a clinton, all he would have to do is follow a brown line or a trail of semen.

AmyH said...

While I am not enthusiastic about Trump, I would never in a million years vote for Shrillary. I do think we need a shake up and Trump fits the bill. Piss off foreign leaders? Maybe thats what they need. See what a mess the world has come to. I vannot vote for the Independant or Green Party. That to me is just throwing away a vote, not voting at all and giving Shrillary another vote. Until they really get a strong candidate there will never be a 3rd party.

Anonymous said...

Stilton

You should do a cartoon with Hillary walking with a nurse holding a doctors bag, with the caption "Im with Her"


Or an ambulance with that on its side

James Daily said...

It is fun now. MSM doesn't know whether to sheet or go blind, backing a lame horse in a two horse race. Again, I believe Joe Biden will be the nominee. I am wonder if the foreign press is a bit more accurate in reporting on this lame quack. With this corrupt lying thief falling down, get sick after a few minutes of public exposure, a brain that makes a half wit seem like a genius, and still has folks propping her up knowing it is a waste of time and money must gall heil out of the money men. They have bought a pig in a poke.

rickn8or said...

"From another blog: Clinton's right shoe, left behind on 9-11-16. Oh wait, she made sure someone rescued her shoe."

Can't say as I blame her; do you know how hard it is to find something stylish that will fit a cloven hoof?

Anonymous said...

So NOW she admits that the people want change? And what change will she deliver? The only change left after another 4 years of the Obozo doctrine is a dime and two pennies.

Sandy Link said...

AmyH, you took the words right out of my mouth. It seems that Killary is obviously sick with something, and one doctor, although he indicates he is not HER doctor, believes she has late stage Parkinson's. I know we had a wonderful leader who had polio (Franklin D. Rosevelt) but he still had his mind. In her case, the combination of the alleged concussion with Parkinson's makes her the last person in the free world to be making decisions for this country. God forbid she has a brain fart and says "nuke 'em." I realize that wouldn't likely happen due to the chain of command the red button requires to set one off, but she is hardly mentally or physically able to lead this country. You need to retire, Shillary. I will be so glad when voting day is here and we can watch Trump bury her (so to speak), if she doesn't do it to herself before hand.

Stan da Man said...

James Daily - yes, they have - but who wants to poke that pig?

John the Econ said...

Even though I've never been a Trump supporter, I'm proud to be a deplorable, because at least I know I'm free...

But I am confused, since some of Hillary's biggest supporters are, in fact racist, sexist, homophobic, and xenophobic.

Are the "LGBT for Hillary" people even aware of that? The 6-million she pocketed from them is a pittance compared to the practically unknown-of-millions the Clintons have accepted from regimes who's only debate regarding the LGBTQWERTY community is the proper methods of torture before execution. The worst most of the Trump "deplorables" want is not to have to share showers with transgendered guys.

But just as it was with Obama's "bitter clingers" comment, it was refreshing to get a sliver of candor from the candidate as she pocketed cash from her nearly-like-minded elitists.

Illary: Note the typical pattern for a Clinton scandal here:

A) Clinton critics make note of another Clinton lie/inconsistency. (In this case: Hillary's obviously questionable health)

B) Media sycophants formulate alternate explanations. Clintons pick and support the one that best serves their interest. (In this case: She's fine, it's just the typical right-wing conspiracy)

C) Clinton lie/inconsistency proves indisputably true. (In this case: Video of unconscious Hillary literally dragged into a van)

D) Media sycophants adopt new narrative excusing the previous lie/inconsistency. Somehow, they seem to retain credibility. (In this case: Hillary's got pneumonia, her whole staff has it, she's amazing because she didn't catch or suffer from it until now)

E) Repeat.

Also, was this bad for Hillary? It cements the brainless "sympathy" vote while getting the "deplorables" comment off the front page on a Monday morning.

Shelly said...

I feel so bad for that poor schmuck who took the video of her stiff corpse-like body being shoved into that ambula...er van. He won't be long for this world. Without that video, they would have been able to pull off the overheated story. The pneumonia story came out after the revelation of the video. I can just imagine the strategy meeting going on with that one. Rush L. had a great point. The Secret Service does not leave the "asset" standing on the corner waiting for ground transportation like a sitting duck which illustrates how serious this situation was. Also, do people who are not sick have a neurologist constantly by their side? I think they have no idea when these episodes are going to occur and it's a crap shoot really. She has no business running for president and shame on the media for trying to cover this up. They are the deplorables.

Colby Muenster said...

She missed one. I'm also a "Lying bitch who thinks she's better than me-ophobe."

@Geoff King,
I think there have been murmurs at the DNC ever since Wasserman-Schultz got axed. Now the murmurs are turning into a full blown plot to ditch their honey-bun, Shrillary.

Coffee spew award of the day goes to Bruce "skid Marx" Bleu!

I think maybe the plan was to just get her elected, then Bill takes over, much like Woodrow Wilson's wife did. Wilson had a massive stroke; she kept the disabled socialist hidden for months and signed papers on his behalf. Now that Shrillary's failing health has become too big and public to ignore, the powers are frantically searching for a substitute. I think it's (shudder) Lurch Kerry.

Finally... is that really Michael Moore tweeting on Dave Hodges website?
http://www.thecommonsenseshow.com/2016/09/11/breaking-democrats-hold-emergency-meeting-consider-replacing-hillary-clinton/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=breaking-democrats-hold-emergency-meeting-consider-replacing-hillary-clinton

txGreg said...

Now that we've seen how many people (and a fence post) it took to keep Shrillery almost vertical, I guess we know to take her "Stronger Together" literally...

Geoff King said...

With less than two months until Election Day, were the Dems to drop illary now I doubt that any replacement could come up with the support and funding needed to gain the mutton vote in the time remaining. The sheep are gullible, but need large amounts of repetition in order for their opinions to be formed for them. Therefore a Trump victory would be all but guaranteed.
Yet another reason to vote third party.

John Ortmann said...

Last night I had a fantasy (I may have dreamt it), that the Beast had fallen over dead and the newspaper headline read "Ding, dong, the witch is dead."

John Ortmann said...

@Fred Ciampi: Is it a little pencil-necked Nazi?

Fred Ciampi said...

@John Ortmann: Yes, a 31 year old geek worth 48 billion, which of course makes him smarter than all of us.

Anonymous said...

Government assets immediately dispatched to rescue Hillary's shoe, but not for the Benghazi victims...

rickn8or said...

"With less than two months until Election Day, were the Dems to drop illary now I doubt that any replacement could come up with the support and funding needed to gain the mutton vote in the time remaining."

Another thing to think about: If H->illary! were to drop out of the race today how many states could legally refuse to take her name off the ballot and make a substitution?

Remember, not every state is New Jersey with Torricelli and Frank "Night of the Living Dead" Lautenberg.

John the Econ said...

No @Geoff King, the Democrats are not going to drop Illary. The entire establishment has gone all-in with her. Too many people have too much invested in time, energy, money, and credibility in the Clintons to drop them now, especially for anyone who might be considered a "decent human being". They'll stick with her even if they need to build a robot stand-in that the sheep will feel more comfortable with than any conceivable alternative.

The rest of Illary's statement: While most people are focused on Illary's "deplorables" comment, they're missing what she had to say about the rest of America that isn't hitching on to the Clinton train:

“...people who feel that the government has let them down, the economy has let them down, nobody cares about them, nobody worries about what happens to their lives and their futures, and they’re just desperate for change. It doesn’t really even matter where it comes from. They don’t buy everything he says, but he seems to hold out some hope that their lives will be different. They won’t wake up and see their jobs disappear, lose a kid to heroin, feel like they’re in a dead-end. Those are people we have to understand and empathize with as well.”

As the Wall Street Journal put it, "So she thinks half of Mr. Trump’s voters are loathsome bigots and the other half are losers and dupes who deserve Democratic pity. It’s no accident that Mrs. Clinton said this at a fundraiser headlined by Barbra Streisand, the friendliest of crowds, because this really is what today’s elite progressives believe about America’s great unwashed."

Please don't pity us, loathsome leftists. Admire us for seeing through your transparent elitist BS. The reality is that if after November 1st, all of you morally superior Progressives were to disappear from the face of the earth a-la Left Behind, we'd be just fine. Better off, actually. See, we're the people who actually make this place work. Or in other words, we actually work. You know, at a basic level, like making sure that the food gets from the farm to your catered table, keeps the power flowing to your phone chargers, and the heat on. On the other hand, nobody will physically suffer for lack of another Barbara Streisand missive or women's studies seminar.

As I've been saying since John Edwards ill-fated bid, there is "Two Americas", except it's not the division the Progressives say it is. The real divide is between those who create America's wealth, and those who leech off of it. I'm proud to be of the one that you have your phony empathy for. We need you less than you need us.

Joseph ET said...

I don’t know about others but, when I get overheated the first thing I do is to remove my long sleeve jacket then loosen my tie and undo the first couple of buttons on my shirt if possible. The internet photos fail to show that HRC did any of that. Makes it look strange.
I’ve read somewhere that if HRC drops out, her campaign money can be transferred to the new candidate.

John Ortmann said...

@Joseph ET: And when I'm dehydrated, I usually take a drink of water. Bourbon makes it worse.

Anonymous said...

The world now knows the Hildabeast has feet of clay. And they are crumbling.

Rod said...

I'm back and suggest Hillary keep working, not resting; keep hanging out in small and enclosed spaces like darkened RVs; seek privacy in enclosed and smoke filled places; breath very shallow; and don't use any Rx drugs. Also quit holding babies, coughing in public, and shaking hands. I would be OK to read the 'first of the last lies' about her in the obits.

Sandy Link said...

Some are now saying that it was a body-double that came out of Chelsea's apt. in New York. If you look around her, there are no SS men guarding her as she walks out, plus her body looks different altogether than Killary's... the hair is shorter, she is thinner, she is shorter, she is younger and on and on. I think of the movie "Dave" when I hear these things. Thoughts?

rickn8or said...

"Some are now saying that it was a body-double that came out of Chelsea's apt. in New York. If you look around her, there are no SS men guarding her as she walks out, plus her body looks different altogether than Killary's... the hair is shorter, she is thinner, she is shorter, she is younger and on and on. I think of the movie "Dave" when I hear these things. Thoughts? "

I'm thinking the Dems would be in a hell of a mess if they bring out a body double and she gets offed in public.

Anonymous said...

Deploribus Unum!
Deploribus Unum!
Deploribus Unum!

Geoff King said...

Teresa Barnwell is the primary illary body double. Remarkable resemblance really, although she does not have the same "I sold my soul to Satan" eyes.

rickn8or said...

Maybe someone should be tracking the whereabouts of Teresa Barnwell.

Popular Front said...

...if they bring out a body double and she gets offed in public.

Especially if she explodes into a mess of flying plasma, cogs and wheels a la Philip K Dick's 'Second Variety'. The media won't be able to cover that one up.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@REM1875- I, too, wear Hillary's "deplorable" label as a badge of honor.

@Jon- And it was pretty tacky of her to take her pneumonia to the LGBT event where some supporters might be on immunosuppressant medications, and thus more vulnerable to her disease-ridden sputum.

@Dr. Strangelove- It probably helps if you start with a human body.

@T.L.Ullrich- Weird. I posted the cartoon and commentary to the HnC Facebook page and it hasn't been rejected. Yet.

@Bobo the Hobo- Wish I'd said that!

@Judi King- It IS straight out of the lefty playbook, isn't it?

@Fred Ciampi- Wouldn't it be ironic, considering Hil's pneumonia, if even her pictures were viral?

@Geoff King- The campaign admits they were lying when they said she was overheated. So why the hell should be believe their current explanation? That's the problem for liars - when they need credibility, they don't have it.

And as far as replacing Hillary goes, I'm guessing that Joe Biden is warming up in the wings.

@Bruce Bleu- I thought about showing Bill's "basket of deplorables" but even I have my limits.

@AmyH- If I thought my right hand would cast a vote for Hillary, I'd chop it off with a meat cleaver. I have zero enthusiasm for Trump and frankly think he'd make a rotten president. But a failed Trump presidency will be preferable to a "successful" Hillary presidency which would finish the job Obama has started.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Anonymous- Ooh, good idea!

@James Daily- I'll admit to some schadenfreude when I imagine the torment the lefties are feeling after seeing Hillary tossed into a van like a side of beef.

@rickn8or- Excellent point! Now I wonder if she makes a "clip-clop" sound when she walks barefoot...

@Anonymous- Hillary basically said that people want change because the last 8 years have blown donkeys. If it weren't for the "deplorables" reference, I think that would have gotten a lot more coverage. She threw Obama under the bus.

@Stan da Man- Suddenly I'm thinking of a certain scene in Deliverance...

@John the Econ- Nice job of summarizing the arc of the typical Clinton scandal. The only addition I might make would be "overlap new scandal with old scandal to make people forget the old scandal." And I agree that neither the "deplorables" remark nor her health woes have a scintilla effect on Hillary's voters.

@Shelly- I don't think there's any political benefit for Hillary to arrange an "accident" for the photographer immediately. But after the election...

@Colby Muenster- There's no question that the Dems think they'd be getting a two-fer with Bill back in the White House. Not that he's exactly a rosy picture of health anymore either.

@txGreg- Keeping Hillary on her feet? It takes a village. (Hmm, I believe I'll make that into a meme...)

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Geoff King- At this point, I think the Dems would actually run Hillary post mortem with the promise that someone else could be put in place later.

@John Ortmann- Are you sure the headline said "witch"...?

@Fred Ciampi- $48 billion. Ha! After the first billion, the rest is just a headache.

@Anonymous- No sole left behind.

@rickn8or- If it comes to being unable to reprint ballots, I'm pretty sure Joe Biden is willing to legally change his name to "Hillary Clinton."

@John the Econ- Thanks for giving the fuller context of Hillary's comments and the analysis. Hillary, like most of her ilk, divide America into two camps: the losers and the loathsome. She wants to be queen of the losers, and dispatch the loathsome.

@Joseph ET- Then again, she may be hesitant to remove that bulletproof jacket.

@John Ortmann- Bourbon can't really be used to rehydrate unless there's ice in it.

@Anonymous- Crumbling clay feet? That explains why her shoe wouldn't stay on...

@Rod- It's interesting to think of the dynamics in Camp Clinton right now. Should she "power through" and perhaps get much worse, or take time to heal while rumors and uncertainty build?

@Sandy Link- I'm pretty skeptical of the "body double" theory. Although not skeptical enough to say it's impossible. Personally, I think she got a couple of syringes of morphine and adrenaline to keep her going long enough to wave to the cameras and infect a child before being hustled off to the hospital room at her Chappaqua mansion.

@Anonymous- I love that! I may try to make a meme out of it...

@Geoff King- Barnwell does look a lot like her. And by now, she may have had surgical enhancements to adjust the fine details.

@rickn8or- I think she said she was going to the park with Vince Foster.

@Popular Front- If a body double got offed, Clinton would spin it as a brave sacrifice and a reminder that nobody should have guns.

Colby Muenster said...

I wish I had an "I'm a Deplorable" bumper sticker to go with my "I'm a Bitter Clinger" and "I'm an Infidel" bumper stickers. But, I couldn't help but notice the old hag said half of the Trump supporters were deplorables. Does that mean she's OK with the other half, or are they even worse than deplorable?

And.. hows come it's just peachy for liberals to put labels on us, but we can't make a Muslim go through the scanner at the friggin airport because that's profiling.

John the Econ said...

No, @Colby Muenster. If you read above, the other half are the "pitifuls" who just don't get all of what the Democrats have done for them, and need Progressive empathy.

Pretty pathetic. Quite frankly, I'd rather be a "deplorable". This is what Progressives need to think in order to feel good about themselves.

Why is it peachy for them to label? Simple. Because people who do not need or want Progressive patronage are the real threat to the utopia the envision. From their perspective, Islamic terrorism is merely inevitable collateral damage to be lived with, like automobile accidents or the occasional flu.

Totally unrelated but another example of government self-service:

John Kerry’s State Department Funneled MILLIONS To His Daughter’s Nonprofit

Looks like after taking over at State, Kerry carried on with Clinton values. It's penny ante compared to the >9-figure graft that Bill & Hillary were running, but it's a great example of what our government has become: A massive vehicle for transferring wealth from the people to the friends and family of the elite class.

Wahoo said...

Not even Bleach-Bit can remove those stains.