Last Gleaming

Hope n' Change couldn't help having a Twilight Zone experience yesterday when, following a Fox News report that the FBI is 99% sure that up to five foreign intelligence services successfully hacked Hillary Clinton's private server and stole our classified secrets, we subsequently checked television, radio, print, and the Internet and found that the mainstream media is completely ignoring it.

Perhaps because the allegations - which certainly ring true - remain unsubstantiated outside of Fox News, and even they are starting to use a little weasel-wording about how solid the story might be.

Hope n' Change believes Hillary's private server was hacked, because it neatly explains the horrendous string of foreign policy failures our country suffered during and after her time as Secretary of State. Russia knew exactly how aggressive they could get, Iran had inside information about our nuclear negotiation strategies, ISIS knew with certainty what we were and weren't willing to do, and on and on.

We have absolutely no doubt that many thousands of lives were lost, millions of people have been displaced, and America's influence has plummeted because of Hillary Clinton's scheming and overtly illegal actions.

And despite her best efforts, it would appear that the only people she actually managed to keep secrets from were voters and members of Congressional oversight committees. A situation which we fervently hope is now changing.

BONUS: UPDATE FROM THE AFFRAUDABLE CARE ACT

Hey, look what the president sent us in the mail yesterday!



Yes, this is our official notification from Healthcare.gov, demanding $1820 a month for two healthy people to be on an HMO Bronze plan (their lowest tier of coverage)...and a staggering rate increase of 49.2% in a single year.

We'd say more, only we can't concentrate with the swirling black and white spirals on the walls and the Twilight Zone theme getting louder and louder...

Cutting It Close

Yet another weiner problem.

Okay, we're not sure that this crazy plan has been put into effect yet, but it wouldn't surprise us.  The Democrats are hell-bent on electing the first woman president by hook or crook, but thanks to Hillary's metastasizing scandals it looks increasingly like they picked the wrong crook for the job...

Hillary's right arm is Huma. Weiner's right arm is...uh...busy.

Between Wikileaks and the FBI, so much is happening so fast that it's hard for us to jump in with anything meaningful by way of commentary, other than to say that anything which simultaneously angers Hillary, the Dems, the progressive Left, and the media strikes us as good, clean entertainment!

If, on the other hand, you're looking for good but only semi-clean entertainment, let us remind you that today (Weds 11/2) is the last day to get your FREE download of "The Obama Sutra" for Kindle (or any computer, tablet, or smartphone with the free Kindle reader app). As much as we hate to toot our own horn (unlike Anthony Weiner), take a look at this recent screen grab...





That's right! "The Obama Sutra" is currently the #1 political humor ebook on Amazon - and it's yours free just by clicking this link and downloading it!  If couldn't possibly be easier to get your hands on unless it was on Hillary's private email server!

Happy HumaWeiner!

Now, now - don't get so excited. It's bad for your head trauma.

Even for Halloween, there was no need for FBI Director James Comey to dress up as a ghost to scare the sheet out of Hillary Clinton - he's gotten the job done nicely by reopening her "thing that wouldn't die" email espionage case only days before the election, much to the horror of virtually everyone on the Left.

Many (including DOJ head and Bill Clinton "tarmac club" member, Loretta Lynch) feel that it's just wrong to do anything potentially hazardous - especially telling the truth to the American people - so close to the birth of a new presidency...

It's really a question of when life sentences begin.

As nearly as we can tell from this convoluted and constantly evolving situation, Hillary's aide Huma Abedin was sending emails of potentially classified information to herself at home (which, according to noted author Dante Alighieri, is "illegal as Hell") where thousands of them mysteriously ended up on the computer of her soon to be ex-husband, Anthony "Ballpark" Weiner, which was seized as part of an FBI investigation into his "sexting" underage girls...

If it weren't for the scatological and gynecological, there'd be NOTHING logical about Hillary's candidacy.

Current reports suggest that there may be as many as 650,000 emails to laboriously sort through, which statistically means roughly another half-million criminal charges against Clinton could soon be filed. 

Hope n' Change isn't sure how this strange chain of evenst is going to play out. Will Huma "accidentally" fall into a wood chipper? Will James Comey die of natural causes in his sleep with a pillow (and likely an anvil) over his face? Will Obama postpone the election because of this "impropriety" and (oh yeah!) whatever the next damning Wikileaks revelations are?

We don't know - but at the very least it's shaping up to be a fun Halloween! And while we're on that subject...

BONUS: FREE HALLOWEEN GIVEAWAY! HONEST!

Click on the picture to go straight to Amazon.com for your free download!

Here at Hope n' Change, we love Halloween - which is why we're handing out FREE copies of our highly-rated Kindle book "The Obama Sutra - An Illustrated Guide to 57 States of Ecstasy," which is a $2.99 value (that's even better than getting a full-sized chocolate bar)!

"The Obama Sutra" is an R-rated delight - a combination sex manual (albeit with no nudity) and encyclopedia of Obama scandals. To get more information about the book including spicy samples, visit "The Obama Sutra" website. Then go to this link on Amazon (or click the picture above) to download the book FREE for your Kindle device (or any computer, tablet, or smartphone which has the free Kindle reading app).

The free offer is good from Halloween until Weds, November 2nd! (Note: sometimes it takes Amazon a little while to make price changes, so be sure that the book is showing as free before you download it. Otherwise, we might accidentally earn money and lose our Obamacare subsidy!)

By the way, the paperback version is pretty darn cheap too and looks beautiful. Order now for "Secret Santa," gag gifts, or just to put on your coffee table to stimulate conversations and/or impassioned arguments!