tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post4789958077825863815..comments2023-08-05T07:24:04.413-05:00Comments on Hope n' Change Cartoons: That's My Squirt!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-17831600670119728212013-01-16T13:26:42.869-06:002013-01-16T13:26:42.869-06:00@Queso Grande- I wish I was peeing myself laughing...@Queso Grande- I <i>wish</i> I was peeing myself laughing, but it's not actually the case. I allow myself an imagined pat on the back when I create a good line, but mostly I just sit here at my (messy) desk gritting my teeth while I work.<br /><br />I do, however, smile when I hear that people <i>enjoy</i> what I'm doing - so thank you!Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-80398872085229656122013-01-15T15:56:58.715-06:002013-01-15T15:56:58.715-06:00@IrenePeduto,
Pennington. I have family in Belmar ...@IrenePeduto,<br />Pennington. I have family in Belmar tho, we can figure a spot near there? I can drop off my daughter to my SIL'S, and we can meet.<br /><br />Speaking of my daughter, all I ever have done is try to be stable, comforting, a provider, a confidant, a role model and a good husband so she can have a positive example for her future relationships.<br /><br />Dang!!! And there were so many zaftig Jewsih gals I wanted to chase but didn't!!!<br /><br /><br />I coulda had a size 8!!!!(Smacking forehead)<br />(Sorry, I did not mean to offend anyone; I know nothing of women's clothes sizes, I simply used thast for the pentameter)(which I may have also used incorrectly!)<br /><br />@SJ, One question regarding your creative process?......do you cover your desk chair in plastic, or do you not damn near pee yourself when you read what YOU wrote???<br />You have the most amazing ability to make light of heavy matters, and make them as funny as imaginable!<br /><br />Gary Larsen be darned, you are the modern troubador of the warped reality in which we exist!!!<br /><br /><br />Queso Grande, The Christie Criticnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-79034773052930960802013-01-13T09:35:41.256-06:002013-01-13T09:35:41.256-06:00@PRY- Dang, sir, you're talented! I loved your...@PRY- <i>Dang</i>, sir, you're <i>talented!</i> I loved <a href="http://jumpinthegun.blogspot.com/2013/01/bosom-buddies.html#comment-form" rel="nofollow">your cartoon</a> and hope we'll be seeing a lot more of them! Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-16876184458260260822013-01-13T06:14:16.477-06:002013-01-13T06:14:16.477-06:00Howdy, all...just read all your great comments to ...Howdy, all...just read all your great comments to a great cartoon! I would like to invite you to view my new spot on the web by following the link. I have spoken with Stilt about this a while back, finally got around to doing it. Back in the day, I did cartoons for college papers, local newspapers and sold some to some magazines at times. There is just too much to leave alone, now that we are all in it for the LONG HAUL!<br />I won't be posting regularly, but do come by. Thanks.<br />PRYhttp://jumpinthegun.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-59422313523612444252013-01-12T11:20:34.836-06:002013-01-12T11:20:34.836-06:00OMG! That's hilarious!!OMG! That's hilarious!!PRYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-84692448371669419362013-01-12T05:40:39.793-06:002013-01-12T05:40:39.793-06:00A reporter asked former President Clinton "ho...A reporter asked former President Clinton "how is Hillary's head?<br /><br />"Well", responded Clinton, "she is no Monica!"<br />John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-34047569890392992342013-01-11T21:38:54.026-06:002013-01-11T21:38:54.026-06:00
@Gray Lady--I should remember what they say about...<br />@Gray Lady--I should remember what they say about curiosity and a cat. I simply had to watch the video. You are right. It was very scary, but it was not surprising as that is something that so many of us have felt about obama--I never believed in reincarnation...until 2008!Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14705027418471052612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-45553027348331164382013-01-11T21:12:24.023-06:002013-01-11T21:12:24.023-06:00@Earl- Are you suggesting that Bill got to Turd ba...@Earl- Are you suggesting that Bill got to Turd base with Monica...?<br /><br />@PRY- I really don't think destroying America was on Bill's "to do" list. He just wanted sex and adulation.<br /><br />@Cookie- I think all of us are glad to have a community right here to remind ourselves that it's the world that's gone crazy - not us!<br /><br />@graylady- As Yogi Berra once said "it's deja vu all over again."Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-70003363664316535712013-01-11T20:05:06.735-06:002013-01-11T20:05:06.735-06:00@cookie
If you're afraid now, don't watch ...@cookie<br />If you're afraid now, don't watch this link. You'll be terrified.<br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/embed/rrjU-HBkmLE?feature=player_detailpagegrayladynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-52020161111805885832013-01-11T16:45:40.576-06:002013-01-11T16:45:40.576-06:00I just keep feeling like I've landed in some a...I just keep feeling like I've landed in some alternate universe where insanity is the norm. I'm so glad all of you are there with me because I'm really, really scared of this place!Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14705027418471052612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-91756108377097279762013-01-11T13:39:10.273-06:002013-01-11T13:39:10.273-06:00Thinking back on the Clinton episodes seems pretty...Thinking back on the Clinton episodes seems pretty tame; he would have destroyed the country too if he could have. Just shows ya how far we've slidden.PRYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-38200890221997882892013-01-11T13:21:35.870-06:002013-01-11T13:21:35.870-06:00Oh, don't be so hard on Bill. At least he help...Oh, don't be so hard on Bill. At least he helped the kids learn about two great American pasttimes, baseball and pie. And of course I'm sarcastic as hell. What a turd.Earlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-53470295045787888382013-01-11T13:16:17.581-06:002013-01-11T13:16:17.581-06:00@John the Econ- Monica's blue dress is the new...@John the Econ- Monica's blue dress is the new Scarlet Letter. Or ought to be.<br /><br />@It's No Gouda- The fact that Shawty Lo is being celebrated on a television series just shows how far down the drain our culture has gone. And just to be thoroughly politically incorrect, I think it also is the sort of thing that's contributed to the destruction of the Black American culture in this country. When I was young (eons ago) Black people weren't gangstas and hoes. But that's how the Liberal establishment likes them.<br /><br />@Colby- I can't boycott any of those folks because I already <i>have been</i> avoiding them for a long, long time.<br /><br />@Anonymous- The fact that our culture now even has terms like "Baby Mama" and "Baby Daddy" sickens and saddens me.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-89517597592140001902013-01-11T12:59:35.559-06:002013-01-11T12:59:35.559-06:00Shawty Lo! 11 kids, 10 baby mamas. Shawty Lo! 11 kids, 10 baby mamas. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-15874020802323638842013-01-11T12:42:39.913-06:002013-01-11T12:42:39.913-06:00Bill's hero is Grampa Gustafson in Grumpy Old ...Bill's hero is Grampa Gustafson in Grumpy Old Men. "I've laid more pipe in this town that Wabashaw Plumbing!"<br /><br />I'm not a big fan of boycotts because sometimes they have ill effects on the innocent working schmucks at companies, but folks, it is long past time to actively make MSM outlets suffer for ruining America. Don't watch the big networks and for God's sake, don't buy liberal publications. Wouldn't it be refreshing to have conservative deciding Father of the Year instead of the "screw-your-brains-out-and-then-get-an-abortion" crowd?<br /><br />@Steve Burri,<br />I just noticed your spelling of the word "piece." Harf!!<br /><br />@Y'all,<br />I have reason to celebrate today; Our new Governor's first major act was to ask the NC State Congress (which has a Republican majority for the first time in 100 years) to get a voter ID law on his desk to sign, ASAP. Good riddance to Bev Perdue!Colbynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-14437062185834169922013-01-11T11:27:24.452-06:002013-01-11T11:27:24.452-06:00Stilton: FYI "Shawty Lo" of "All My...Stilton: FYI "Shawty Lo" of "All My Baby Mamas" has filed a protest. He believes his upcoming "reality" show will prove him to be "Father of the Year".It's No Goudanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-26573692334894191652013-01-11T10:44:00.772-06:002013-01-11T10:44:00.772-06:00@momiss, if I recall correctly, Monica's paren...@momiss, if I recall correctly, Monica's parents were a couple of divorced ex-hippie Democrat activists who were thrilled to serve up their daughter to be used by the President, who's sexual proclivities were already well known. True, I don't think they were expecting what happened, but I don't think they should have been all that surprised. I don't feel the least bit sorry for anyone involved in this national disgrace, other than for those who had nothing to do with it and yet have to live with the consequences; Like a generation of parents and kids who actually heard a President of the USA argue that oral sex was not sex.<br /><br />In a sane nation, Monica would be held up as an object lesson of what happens to people who make flippant and stupid decisions in their youth; No matter what she achieves in life, be it selling handbags or curing cancer, she will forever first be known as the "girl with the soiled blue dress". Every person she meets, their first thought will about that. The dress could be washed, but what has soiled her can never be.<br /><br />And you're right @Stilton; Clinton himself has never actually produced anything in his life; he gets to be a omni-millionaire and philanthropist entirely with other people's money. And then gets kudos for giving money he didn't even earn away. For this, he's a hero.<br /><br />Meanwhile, an actual father who actually made his own money, raised a fine family, is faithfully married to his wife, and took a massive pay-cut to work in public service is ignored. (Imagine who?)<br /><br />Is this sick or what?John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-92008699569945536302013-01-11T10:07:58.491-06:002013-01-11T10:07:58.491-06:00@John the Econ- Your reference to "Julia"...@John the Econ- Your reference to "Julia" directly addresses the real point here: Clinton is getting the award not because of his relationship to Chelsea, but because of his "generosity, leadership and tireless dedication to both his public office and many philanthropic organizations." In other words, he's getting the award for his unending work in making government the surrogate father to all children - while pushing <i>real</i> fathers out of the equation. This is a lot worse than hypocrisy - it's a direct attack on everything that family and fatherhood stand for.<br /><br />@Pete(Detroit)- And based on the last election, it would also be <i>smart</i> enough to vote.<br /><br />@Kencor- I'm glad to help, though I try to take this administration one day at a time instead of thinking about four more years.<br /><br />@Pete(Detroit)- I think the genetic ship has sailed on Chelsea suddenly becoming a beauty. This became embarrassingly obvious when she visited the Romney's ranch and the stablehands kept trying to put her back in the barn.<br /><br />@momiss- Bill Clinton knew that he could do whatever he wanted and the Secret Service would keep him safe. In fact, he used them to break it off with Monica and keep her out of the Whitehouse. But I shed no tears for Monica herself, who knew she was knob-gobbling a married man who, oh yeah, <i>was also the president of the United States</i>. She put our nation at risk out of her own stupidity and desire for gratification (might Clinton have pursued bin Laden more aggressively if not busy with his impeachment?) and I think the permanent stain on her reputation (<i>and</i> her dress) is appropriate.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-40505913863612845022013-01-11T09:08:14.713-06:002013-01-11T09:08:14.713-06:00I had children old enough to know what they were t...I had children old enough to know what they were talking about on the news during this dark time. When they asked me what had happened, my short answer was "Monica's daddy doesn't have a gun."<br />I feel sorry for and ashamed of her parents at the same time. This should have been handled privately and permanently, imo. At least, that's the way I would have handled it if it was MY daughter!Momisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18310970481605202808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-60066913605852473772013-01-11T09:03:40.196-06:002013-01-11T09:03:40.196-06:00As for the young Ms Clinton, I had rather hoped th...As for the young Ms Clinton, I had rather hoped that she would be the 'plain girl who grows up gorgeous' type, like Melissa Gilbert (Laura from Little House o/t Prairie). Sadly, she looks much of her mother, and worse appears to have inherited the voice as well. Some days, I pity the fool she married... <br /><br />Could be worse, tho - see Amy Carter. Pete(Detroit)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-29808593632885613652013-01-11T08:44:52.394-06:002013-01-11T08:44:52.394-06:00Obviously Common Sense and Sanity are on vacation ...Obviously Common Sense and Sanity are on vacation somewhere outside the country. Keep up the good work Stilton. You and a few select others are all that are keeping me going the next four years. Kencornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-30309517081326975912013-01-11T08:41:19.706-06:002013-01-11T08:41:19.706-06:00Assuming said dress were 'made' in '96...Assuming said dress were 'made' in '96, as opposed to '98 when we all learned about it, it would be old enough to vote next year<br /><br />Just sayin... Pete(Detroit)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-30390135519785462512013-01-11T08:35:18.020-06:002013-01-11T08:35:18.020-06:00You really can’t make this kind of stuff up. Firs...You really can’t make this kind of stuff up. First the Krugman-endorsed trillion-dollar coin, and now this. Did I pass through some sort of time-warp last night and wake up on April 1st?<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG7LjVCj50Y<br /><br />(I guess Jimmy Savile was disqualified <i>because he was dead.</i>)<br /><br />Actually, considering the "war on the family" that the left has been conducting for the last 40 years, this actually makes perfect sense. In a world view where "Julia" exemplifies the man/father-free post-modern American woman, why shouldn't Bill Clinton exemplify the perfect post-modern father: Sperm donor, and little else of substance?<br /><br />Once again, the left demonstrates that in their world, it's all about what you say, and not what you actually do. It's okay to live a carbon-intensive, high-profile 1%-er lifestyle and make hundreds of millions off of petrodollars as long as you publicly lament "global warming". And you can cheat on your family, sire bastard children, and spew your bodily fluids in and on whoever wherever, and even allegedly rape someone and still qualify as "Father of the Year", as long as you put on the PC act.<br /><br />To paraphrase Fernando, "It's better to look than to be good."<br />John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-58730366368805275442013-01-11T08:16:20.578-06:002013-01-11T08:16:20.578-06:00@mlester101- I'm sure Sandusky had a lot of su...@mlester101- I'm sure Sandusky had a lot of supporters. Of course, they were souvenirs he kept in a drawer...<br /><br />And yeah, I went easy on old Bill. I just can't dislike him with the same passion I used to now that Barry is stinking up the Whitehouse so bad. I almost <i>miss</i> Bill by comparison. The operative word being "almost."Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-19237747024331945332013-01-11T08:11:20.465-06:002013-01-11T08:11:20.465-06:00@SusieBee- I'm surprised Barry didn't get ...@SusieBee- I'm surprised Barry didn't get the award. He's previously said that Michelle essentially raised the girls without him, referred to children as a "punishment" (in the context of abortion), and on multiple occasions has referred to his "sons" on the campaign trail.<br /><br />Regarding your big SUV owner, maybe they're not <i>really</i> stupid, but just want insurance to pay for a new paint job and so are encouraging people to key their car.<br /><br />@Grafton Cheddar- I have no doubt.<br /><br />@Coon Tasty- Chelsea definitely looks like her Mom, but basically all men in Arkansas share enough of the same DNA that it's hard to tell if Chelsea looks like Bill or Webb. But there are stories that when the Juannita Broaderick case came to light, including Bill's assertion (to the raped and weeping Broaderick) that he was sterile from a childhood case of mumps, that Hillary went apeshit in the Whitehouse and tossed a lamp at him. Could it be because she knew the truth of the mumps story?Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.com