tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post7929486666018163450..comments2023-08-05T07:24:04.413-05:00Comments on Hope n' Change Cartoons: Color BlindUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-81031181524109792392011-01-28T21:42:25.741-06:002011-01-28T21:42:25.741-06:0079firebirdman- We need the warning system because ...<i>79firebirdman</i>- We need the warning system because it alerts us all to the likelihood that a Muslim might be unjustly accused of bringing his religion into play when casually shooting up a room full of soldiers. Knowing the warning levels helps us know how quickly to contact a Democrat who can defend the shooter.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-84173447491781823872011-01-28T21:29:44.411-06:002011-01-28T21:29:44.411-06:00Ah, but Islam is the religion of peace and Muslims...Ah, but Islam is the religion of peace and Muslims (and Dummycrats)are our friends. Why would we possibly need a warning system, when we can all just sing kumbaya and pretend no threats exist.79firebirdmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00269294946409422190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-25964394446200976602011-01-28T18:42:39.524-06:002011-01-28T18:42:39.524-06:00Gad..., I can't wait for the new Administratio...Gad..., I can't wait for the new Administration to get here so we can have a clean sweep of all of Obongo's knot-head czars, appointees, & Stooges...Necron99noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-615876464988630182011-01-28T17:19:41.583-06:002011-01-28T17:19:41.583-06:00Earl - just got turned on to him recently - think ...Earl - just got turned on to him recently - think I've read five in the past three weeks. <br />Awesome!Pete(Detroit)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-72878740644127221182011-01-28T17:07:24.045-06:002011-01-28T17:07:24.045-06:00Pete (Detroit) - Mitch Rapp is my hero. I remember...Pete (Detroit) - Mitch Rapp is my hero. I remember the first Vince Flynn book I read where Mitch needed information from a terrorist and shot him in the knee. In context, it was the "kind" thing to do.Earlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-32301841157097312022011-01-28T16:46:13.791-06:002011-01-28T16:46:13.791-06:00Colby, Rick, & Pete(Detroit)- ALL great system...<i>Colby, Rick, & Pete(Detroit)</i>- ALL great systems, and very funny!<br /><br /><i>Angry Hoosier Dad</i>- I can't really blame Janet for the color-coded system, but the "colored" gag was a direct reference to her putting a higher priority on inoffensive language than preventing terror.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-86744431874200335262011-01-28T14:58:33.044-06:002011-01-28T14:58:33.044-06:00There is a reason Mark Steyn calls her "Janet...There is a reason Mark Steyn calls her "Janet Incompetano". Good and lasting humor is always based on truth.Angry Hoosier Dadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-11051530799610416752011-01-28T14:20:36.785-06:002011-01-28T14:20:36.785-06:00Or, go w/ the appropriate response level...
1) Mi...Or, go w/ the appropriate response level... <br />1) Mitch Rapp<br />2) Jack Bauer<br />3) Jack Ryan<br />4) James Bond <br />5) Barney Fife<br /><br />Notice how many of these guys actually get out there and kill the bad guys?Pete(Detroit)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-84913733695396417052011-01-28T12:33:24.970-06:002011-01-28T12:33:24.970-06:00Why do we need a warning system? Shouldn’t we have...Why do we need a warning system? Shouldn’t we have a warning system for our enemies? Just using faces of:<br /><br />Obama = We are in a wimpy mood so abuse us all you want.<br /><br />Bush = That’s it we have had enough, stop of pay<br /><br />Reagan = Now you’ve done it, this means war! Your country is now a parking lot!<br /><br />Palin = Kiss Mecca goodbye moronsRickhttp://www.holypig.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-18081621368166014672011-01-28T12:19:14.776-06:002011-01-28T12:19:14.776-06:00I have never really understood the terror alert co...I have never really understood the terror alert color code nonsense anyway. What exactly am I supposed to do if I wake up in the morning, switch on the radio, and find out the terror alert is RED!? Am I supposed to hide in my closet? Shit my pants? Call my pastor? Do the Curley Shuffle?<br /><br />The color codes were a big waste of time and money, and the new improved version is little better, so I vote we adopt Mumblix's system. At least it's MEANT to be a joke...<br /><br />Or, how about the BO system:<br /><br />Frowny Face = Some nut just shot a bunch of people on an Army base, but it wasn't a REAL terrorist.<br /><br />Happy face = I just bowed to a muslim world leader; everything is cool and they love us.<br /><br />Off somewhere golfing = Screw you, I'm doing important stuff and will bless you with my face when I'm done.Colby_Muensternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-85095515789192211122011-01-28T09:59:22.672-06:002011-01-28T09:59:22.672-06:00Mumblix- I like your system; it even carries the i...<i>Mumblix</i>- I like your system; it even carries the implication that, no matter what, we'll all "live happily ever after."Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-90976885994643877902011-01-28T08:11:37.782-06:002011-01-28T08:11:37.782-06:00Just as well. The old system was between useless ...Just as well. The old system was between useless and silly. There was no point in "green" being there, since we'd never likely be that secure ever again, and even if we were, the DOH'S would never say so simply because that would mean that there'd no longer be a need for the DOH'S. And they wouldn't have the balls to issue the highest level, since that would mean that they failed, and would basically concede responsibility for national security to militia-types.John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-26592020809961790412011-01-28T07:58:17.715-06:002011-01-28T07:58:17.715-06:00I think PBS's emergency broadcast system works...I think PBS's emergency broadcast system works just as good as anything else.... *rolling eyes*Suzynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-24303030561326820372011-01-28T07:40:18.032-06:002011-01-28T07:40:18.032-06:00Mumblix that reminds me of a Sesame Street based a...Mumblix that reminds me of a Sesame Street based alert spoof pic I saw with Big Bird being the highest rated.winston lil' brother smithnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-23473822235570797612011-01-28T03:54:20.771-06:002011-01-28T03:54:20.771-06:00Here's a new terror code:
1. Grumpy: Highest...Here's a new terror code:<br /><br />1. Grumpy: Highest level. We ain't fooling around.<br /><br />2. Bashful: Second highest level. Something is up, but we're too embarrassed to actually admit that a specific group is to under suspicion.<br /><br />3. Sneezy...ANTHRAX!<br /><br />4. Dopey: Janet Napolitano is on the case. <br /><br />5. Happy: Things are pretty good.<br /><br />6. Sleepy: Things are really good, so good in fact that we can start slacking off again.<br /><br />7. Doc: Lowest threat level. Things are great! So good in fact, that we've abandoned using adjectives for names.Mumblix Grumphnoreply@blogger.com