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In these strange days of Hope n' Change, the government is actually promoting "safe sneezing." Some conservatives are arguing instead for teaching "sneezing abstinence," but liberal critics call that unrealistic in today's wild and crazy "anything goes" sneezing culture.
If a Sneezing Czar is actually appointed by the president to demonstrate the proper technique to school children, Hope n' Change would like to nominate Monica Lewinsky...and suggest that she pack plenty of blue dresses.
Bonus: From the Hope n' Change Gift Shoppe, a handy reminder about government approved sneezing technique.
Hey, it's Bela Lugosi!
ReplyDeleteNo, no, wait... That's just Bela Lugosi stand-in #2.
Oh well...I already use enough "Shout" de-staining the lunch off my kids' shirt sleeve as they save trees by not using their paper napkin at school...I suppose it won't hurt to give an extra spray of Shout to clean the snot out of the other sleeve as the Kleenex people become unemployed....
ReplyDeleteYakko, good catch! Ed Wood should have had your eye for detail (grin)!
ReplyDeleteSuzy, why bother to clean those sleeves? Leave them glistening so everyone will know the kids are good citizens!