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Unsurprisingly, when you put thousands of young, attractive, and physically fit men and women in a small, confined area, there's an awful lot of temptation. So much so that the Olympic organizers made sure to supply the athletes with 100,000 condoms...to avoid the embarrassment of a previous Olympics which ran low after supplying "only" 70,000.

There is, however, a certain parallel to the world of politics. Like the Olympic village, Washington is a small, confined area. And with access to unlimited taxpayer funds, there's an awful lot of temptation.

The big difference is that the Olympians are only screwing each other.