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Levi Johnston, the monosyllabic sperm donor who impregnated Sarah Palin's daughter then deserted her, has just been featured in an all-nude pictorial in Playgirl Magazine.
It's uncertain whether this photo layout was calculated primarily to embarrass Governor Palin, or to titillate those on the Left who fantasize about sex without consequences. Our guess is that the pictures will fail to have any effect on Sarah Palin, and add very little heat to the already fetid and feverish lusts of liberals.
In the magazine's most revealing picture, Johnston is shown fully nude except for a strategically-placed hockey glove. Which is why we offer the young man this special Hope n' Change Valentine wish: "Get pucked."
A strategically-placed hockey glove is there to avoid showing the readers why they call him "Tiny" Johnston.
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Elvis- In fairness, what man wouldn't want a hockey glove protecting that area if he's pissed off Sarah Palin?
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