Obama's Iran deal just keeps getting better and better - assuming, of course, that you're either Iranian or just a rabid anti-Semite who wants to see Israel vaporized on general principle (hint: we're referring to B. Hussein).
How else to explain the recently revealed little detail in "the toughest deal ever made" that says inspection of Iran's Parchin nuclear weapons development site will be handled through the International Atomic Energy Agency, which has agreed to let the Iranians themselves conduct the inspections.
Unlike most agreements of this sort (which is to say, agreements not negotiated by our ludicrous, Lurch-like, Nobel Prize-chasing Secretary of State) the IAEA experts who would normally conduct investigations and take samples will be barred from visiting the Parchin site, and must instead rely on whatever samples and photos the Iranians decide to give them. Even more astoundingly, the Iranians are already saying that the deal allows them to withhold photos or video of anything being worked on that has military significance.
So there's Barry's "years in the making" deal in a nutshell: all sanctions on Iran will be lifted immediately, Iran will receive $150 billion with which to buy weapons and deploy terrorists, further billions will roll in from oil sales with which to raise hell, AND they're free to work on nuclear weapons as long as they have military significance.
Hope n' Change is still somewhat undecided about Donald Trump, but for the love of all that's holy it's time we got someone in office who knows how to negotiate a critically important deal without being rolled like a drunk.
BONUS: COLD CUTTER
Subway spokesman Jared Fogle has confessed to kiddy diddling and collecting child pornography which was produced by the former director of his charitable foundation. And although the Left no doubt thinks that Christian bakers should be forced to make cakes celebrating pederasty ("We want lots of cherubs, and make them sexy"), Hope n' Change thinks that these scumbags deserve whatever rough jailhouse justice they receive from fellow inmates.
But per the cartoon above, it strikes us as sadly ironic that the world can seemingly collapse on predators who want to use children for sexual purposes, but the penalties are far less - indeed, nonexistent so far - for those who kill and butcher children then sell their organs.
Did Jared go too far - or just not far enough? And what the hell kind of world do we now live in that even requires us to consider such questions?
BONUS #2: POKER FACE
Jared just couldn't wait a little longer? the way things are going, if he could have waited a couple of years, kiddie diddling just might be legal. and a few years after that, sheep shagging might be legal too. that is not what I would want, but it seems to be the way court cases are going.
ReplyDeleteas for Hillary's server ..... she has been stupid and damn sloppy! stupid for thinking that she would not be found out. sloppy for not having a spare hard drive already formatted, loaded with the proper software and ready to swap out on a moments notice. actually, if it were me, the server would be running a Linux variant and files would have (at a minimum) 128-bit encryption.
Okay, why in the hell can't we start impeachment proceedings against Obama (for oh, so many things) and other legal proceedings against Hillary, let's say...starting with treason? Who is it that is not getting off the so-called stick (no puns about Jared intended) and filing appropriate legal paperwork to do so? I really want to know. I am so mad, and I get angrier every day upon hearing just the latest these two jokers have offered up for We, the People to digest. Help me out her.
ReplyDeleteHeck, if I had known what all of this server stuff was really about I would have paid a lot more attention. The whole story obviously can't be conveyed without pictures :-)
ReplyDelete@Sandy Link: Do you really want to make Obama a martyr? Despite their constant derision of Ronald Reagan calling him the Teflon President, nothing sticks to the Clintons.
ReplyDeletebravo!
ReplyDeleteThanks for ending today's post on an up note...
ReplyDeleteWow! That must have been a looooong bib!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but, you can't fool God!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what odds the Vegas bookies are giving on who will launch the first nuke when WWIII breaks out in the Middle East thanks to Øbastard?
ReplyDeleteWhen someone is MORBIDLY obese, it is statistically probable that they were sexually abused as children and will perpetrate abuse on children themselves, losing 300 pounds and eating at Subway notwithstanding.
ReplyDeleteSad day for the kids who were victimized.
So the mullahs who shout "Death to America" while negotiating this deal will also get to grade their own homework. Sure. Why not? We've long since crossed the line into absurd for this deal, so there's really not much more that could come out that would make it any more insane than it already is.
ReplyDeleteAgain, the end of this deal is looking more and more like the crappy deal that Bill Clinton negotiated with North Korea 20 years ago. What happened? The Norks got everything they wanted up front, and then kicked out the inspectors and built their bomb anyway. The Iranian deal is even better for the Iranians, as it seems as they won't even have the bother of kicking out any inspectors.
And keep in mind that once the current sanctions regime is dismantled, it will be practically impossible to re-assemble it. There are too many players with their own agendas (mainly big $$$ in trade with Iran) to go back.
It's a shame that the Obama Administration doesn't have half as much contempt for the Iranians as he does for his Republicans critics in Congress. No doubt we'd get a much tougher deal.
But not everyone in Congress is against the deal: "...House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi shrugged off the revelation, saying, "I truly believe in this agreement."
Of course she does. Like with ObamaCare, I guess she'll vote for it just to see what's really in it.
UnPlanned UnParenthood: I understand video 7 has been released. I understand this one includes a living fetus being extracted and killed. (No, I haven't seen it and really don't want to. I already accept that these people are sick) But I have seen that far-left groups are claiming that the video is "fake"; it's not really a living fetus, but a stillborn one.
Frankly, since they already enthusiastically support very-late-term abortions I don't know how these pro-infanticide clowns would know the difference.
@Stilt-I must say that the "Poke her face" bone-us is some of your best work.
ReplyDeleteRegarding the nuclear site inspections; I am reminded of the old cop phrase- "Move along, folks. Nothing to see here."
The Jared situation is ripe for double and triple entendres.
@George in Houtx- It seems like there's an odd parallel between pedarasts and Planned Parenthood; neither seems to believe there should be a set "age of consent." In fact, Planned Parenthood routinely performs abortions on victims of statutory rape without informing authorities that a crime has taken place. They simply clean up the crime scene for the benefit of the predator.
ReplyDeleteRegarding Hillary, I can't believe she didn't swap in a different hard drive. If I were her, I would have done that and copied over the emails which were safe - and maybe just a couple which were only barely unsafe - then given a light erasure to the whole disk so that the FBI could still "recover" the files and see that they were harmless.
@Sandy Link- You nail the problem in your first sentence: we (the people) can't start the proceedings, and those who can simply won't. Impeaching Obama would be nearly pointless now because he could run out the clock. Hillary, on the other hand, should be in custody by now.
@TrickyRicky- As Voltaire once said: "A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture of a hot french maid is worth even more."
@Bobo the Hobo- Sadly, any such impeachment effort would make him a racial martyr. Because people are stupid.
@A.Dumas- And huzzah right back at you!
@CenTexTim- I had to do it. Seriously, I'd even put myself in a crappy mood and decided I needed to pull back on the stick (so to speak) and throw in a BJ joke.
@Anonymous- Bill buys them in quantity at Costco.
@chef621- That sure doesn't stop a lot of people from trying...
@Geoff King- I'd imagine that they're already taking the bets somewhere. I suggest watching where Bibi Netanyahu puts his money.
@John the Econ- These are tough times for satirists. I would never have come up with such a stupid idea, even in jest, as having the Iranians inspect themselves. I'd call it madness if I thought Barry actually wanted to keep Iran from getting the bomb. But I don't think that's his goal so, sadly, this makes perfect sense.
Regarding Planned Parenthood, I watched video #7 and it does not show a fetus being extracted and killed. Again, does not. It does have a former technician describing such a procedure ("Look! The heart is beating! Now let's cut through the face to take his brain") and drops in a brief moment of seemingly unrelated (but illustrative) video of a living fetus in a dish, kicking its legs - as well as a picture of a largely formed fetus in someone's gloved hands. The pictures weren't clearly labeled, so I don't know if we're seeing a miscarriage, an aborted child, or what. That doesn't make the video "fake" by any means - just raises some questions about exactly what we're seeing. But damn - those questions need answering on an official level. NOW.
@Uncle Dirt- Thanks!
You're absolutely right, Stilt! The Iranians actually DO know best where everything is hidden!
ReplyDeletePure genius!
One has to admit as far as lasting legacy a large glowing spot on the globe with a half life of 50.000 years is pretty near permanent.
ReplyDeleteI remember vividly the left's screams for Bush's impeachment. My, how the tables have turned.
ReplyDeleteObama continues to arm-twist Senators, looking for enough votes to ratify his non-treaty.
ReplyDelete"President Obama has told Congress that the United States will "take whatever means are necessary" to enforce the Iran agreement and prevent Tehran from acquiring nuclear weapons, including the threat of military force."
Really? Oh, I'm sure the Iranians are quaking in their boots. Who the hell actually believes that, especially after Obama's "red line" fiasco where he wouldn't even go up against a flailing Assad regime?
Yeah, we're all sure that a President who didn't even have the balls to back up his own words against a weak Assad will "take whatever means are necessary" against a newly empowered and nuclear Iran. And the logic is even more perverse in that his argument is that this treaty is to "prevent a war", when, in fact, it all but assures one, either in an escalation between Iran & Israel, or the point to where a future President would be forced to intervene.
The news doesn't make me question MY sanity, I question the sanity of the people who are supposed to be running this country and the people who got them elected. This country is going to hell and we definitely need a real change. No one can open their mouth without the PC police jumping all over them, people are literally getting away with murder, but the police are being castrated, Mrs. Clinton AND her husband should both be in prison, but that will never happen, a bunch of losers are made celebrities, Hillary thinks "anchor babies" are just babies but aborted babies aren't, and Donald Trump might have a big mouth but at least he's not afraid to say what millions of us are thinking.
ReplyDeleteOh, here's a little end-of-week chuckle having to do with Wednesday's topic:
ReplyDeleteWipe Your Server With a Cloth and More at Lenny's Computer Store!
We got everything Hillary Clinton needs at this personal and convenient all-purpose supply closet, fuggedaboutit!
I wonder if we will ever stop Obama from inspecting his own hidden agenda and will we have to wait 26 days before we can find out??
ReplyDeleteI just want to say that I don't even know Ashley Madison; but she must be a busy girl. 35 million? Are you kidding me?
ReplyDeleteWell, Stilt, now you know how to increase HnC circulation if you really want to.
@Judi king....no, the traitors in charge are not insane...they know exactly what they are doing, as does obama! He is one of the most successful presidents we ever had...too bad I can't name ONE thing he has done that helped this nation!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a five-roper (the server, not the other one).
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