Okay, we actually have no way of knowing if those were the exact words Barry's father used when dumping him...or, for that matter, if they were the words Barry's mother used when dumping him on his grandparents. But we suspect they're the words that millions of Americans are currently tweeting.
And we're talking about tweeting (an activity which we hold in low regard) because Barack Obama - having little else to do now that he's fixed America - recently visited the Jimmy Kimmel show to read and react to "mean tweets" about himself.
Although frankly, Hope n' Change didn't find the selected tweets to be particularly mean - we could have personally penned a few which, to use the common parlance, would have torn him a new asshole. But instead, the tweets were carefully selected (including one from Donald Trump) to provide easy straight lines for entirely-scripted rebuttals from the celebrity president.
Of course, the purpose of Barry's visit wasn't really to indulge in self-effacing humor, but rather to continue disparaging Donald Trump in the run-up to Election Day. Which would hardly seem necessary if the apocalyptic one-sided polls are to be believed...but apparently Barry doesn't believe the race is over, and neither do we.
Still, it's going to be a long two weeks until Election Night - and much like a 140-character tweet, we're already at our limit.
BONUS: ABSORBING CONVERSATION
As part of the media's attempt to discourage actual voting, there are many reports that Hillary's team has confidently shifted their attention from winning the election to smoothly transitioning into the White House. Which we picture going something like this...
The only things Obama has taken seriously about his presidency have been the perks.
ReplyDeleteHe has surely risen to the level of golf pro by now. Wouldn't you think?
ReplyDeleteAnd in other news the very liberal Baltimore Sun is is saying that people should pay attention to, and read, the Wikipedia email dumps! Finally! Some on the left are paying attention! It's probably too late, but it can't hurt.
WIKILEAKS YOU ASSHOLE AUTO-CORRECT!
ReplyDeleteJim is that you or sjl?
ReplyDeletePretty sure Trump was not referring to grabbing her by the oblamer and.......wait.... I guess I could be wrong ...I mean..... never mind.
If I posted what I really wanted to say about a whole lot of nice people who reside in Washington DC I would be invited to reside in a nice FEMA camp by the nice people in black SUVs. I know, I'm being too nice here.......
ReplyDeleteAlthough I believe I still have a Twitter account, I have not gone there in at least a couple of years. Roughly the same amount of time since I accessed my AOL account.
ReplyDeleteDoes AOL even exist anymore?
Yes AOL still exists, overpriced and firmly in the Clinton camp. Damn them.
ReplyDeleteObama should pursue a new career once he is out of office (oh happy day). He would make a great opera singer since he has the drills down pat. Me me me me me! That's all we hear out of his wretched pie hole.
ReplyDeleteWhat? You mean that everything these clowns do is scripted? Makes sense, considering how dumb they sound when going off-script or off-teleprompter. Well, you know what they say, the difference between Hollywood and Washington is that Washington is for the ugly people.
ReplyDeleteAs for "transitioning": Say what we will about Hillary, you have to admit that it will be an improvement having a commander in chief with balls for a change.
@John-the-Econ
ReplyDelete...and I can't wait to see which of the military brass will be the first to call her
"sir."
@Alfonso Bedoya
ReplyDeleteIf she wins, I will always refer to her (in polite company) as My Damn President.
Who the hell is Jimmy Kimmel? Oh wait... seems I remember hearing about him from a 32 year old, self employed (sells pot) guy who lives in his mom's basement. People like me have never seen Jimmy Kimmel because we have to get up at the butt crack of dawn and go to WORK!
ReplyDeleteYes, VERY much looking forward to the end of O'Liar's last term as Grand Potentate and Queen of the Clueless. Truthfully, I think he has already retired. He in now in full "shove his successor down our throats" mode.
I wonder if Shrillary has called Michelle yet to make threats like: "...leave the f**king silverware the f**k alone when you move your fat ass out!"
@Stilton,
The tampon joke was tasteless. I loved it!
He makes me puke.
ReplyDeleteI have never seen such a classless, thin skinned puke. He is the epitome of someone who has had things given to them his whole life and you can tell he doesn't respect the position, nor the honor associated with holding it.
I use twitter when I'm in the mood to gripe and make fun of liberals. I've done my fair share of making fun of Trump as well. Basically anyone in government is an easy target for satire today.
I'm very, very curious why Hilarity is making plans to move into the White House when her boy Timmah draws 30 people in Democrat friendly Florida. I sincerely believe the fix is in.
Tots - Funny, but your first paragraph applies NEARLY as well to The Donald as to Da Prez...
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'
No worries, I'll color the spot for for him (been voting for over 30 years, never pulled a lever, that I recall) but gooooollll LEEE he is a piece of work...
I dislike Mr. Trump's persona but also think we need this "reset" in governance. So that's a "For Trump". On the other side is a much stronger "Against Clinton". With what I already know about her & her disgusting co-conspirator husband plus the more I see, hear and learn about Ms. Clinton I'm deeply offended by her, her associates, and by nearly everything she represents. Whatever the outcome in just under two weeks, that will not change. We as a nation can eventually recover from Obama & Clinton ineptness; just get them the hell out of the way for good. But I also hope they come to justice for the crimes they have committed. The way it works, there's very slim chance of that. Just losing & leaving will be enough. Then let's also fix this big problem with "journalism".
ReplyDeleteTots, you are SOOOO right about lamont and his derision for the office of president, (must be why I extend the attitude back to him when I call him "presidunce"). Ronald Reagan wouldn't walk into the Oval Office unless he was wearing a suit, to honor the room and the position of President... lamont puts his fungus laden feet on the Resolute Desk as if it deserves the respect of an orange crate, what a DOUCHE! (Actually, lamont's favorite playing card is the "douche of spades".)
ReplyDeleteStilton, this post reminds me that the reason lamont doesn't ride the Pee Wee Herman bicycle anymore is because the vinyl seat chaffed his vagina.
Another good look at the mindset of the left: I first heard about this from an enthusiastically approving social media post of a SJW (Social Justice Warrior) relative:
ReplyDeleteMan who vandalized Donald Trump’s star speaks out: ‘I was just so fed up’
As it has been for generations, the vast majority of "political violence" has been orchestrated and conducted by the left. And the recent WikiLeaks dump has only confirmed that along with proof that approval for this comes from the very top.
What this also demonstrates is the similarity between the left and our current supposed enemy, "radical Islam". Both are motivated and fueled by religious belief in their cause that justifies practically any action. For example, just what is this goofus who trashed the Donald's star about?
"I also teach non-violent social theory, non-violent direct action and Gandhi.
I see. And yet his hate of Donald Trump was such that he had no problem practicing violent "direct action", and has absolutely no remorse for having done so. Somehow, I doubt Gandhi would approve. And I think his students deserve a refund.
"He has surely risen to the level of golf pro by now"
ReplyDelete@Jim Irre - the only reason the jughead asshole has got good at golf is because he was/is POTUS and thus welcome on any US golfcourse as a matter of prestige for the club. However, just you wait until he ain't the Prezident no more. When that happens it will be "....I'm very sorry..uh..sir, but we are totally booked today so I can't offer you any teetime. Why not try the course down the road?" And so on and so on until he can finally get a round in at some South Mexican sandlot.
PopFront, I can't wait until lamont is told he can only play the "back-of-the-bus" nine! What poetic justice it would be for all the racism he's foisted upon this nation!
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