tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post7502428761595919684..comments2023-08-05T07:24:04.413-05:00Comments on Hope n' Change Cartoons: Irony DeficiencyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-19585443183123138922014-06-29T22:57:26.826-05:002014-06-29T22:57:26.826-05:00@Omar al Tikriti- In our country, the going rate f...@Omar al Tikriti- In our country, the going rate for a two bit whore is, unsurprisingly, two bits (slang for 25¢). This will be an entirely acceptable price for Hillary, and if you find the 25¢ burdensome, the citizenry of the U.S. will happily set up a longterm payment plan for you.<br /><br />One word of warning: the price does not including shipping and handling so you'll have to arrange that on your own.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-1719423005292651802014-06-29T16:54:22.832-05:002014-06-29T16:54:22.832-05:00I keep asking how much for this woman but no one ...I keep asking <b><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/29/us/for-davis-filibuster-goes-only-so-far-in-race-to-be-governor-of-texas.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&_r=0" rel="nofollow"> how much for this woman</a></b> but no one answers. She is doing bad in your country of Texas. So OK, she will do good here. Like most of her ilk (yes, big word in a small package - just like her), she is good at vivisection. We need that here in Tikrit. And, yes, she is no virgin but there are too many smelly men here - I <i><b>NEED</b></i> her. How much, please?Omar al Tikritinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-6208552093125452382014-06-29T10:54:08.761-05:002014-06-29T10:54:08.761-05:00Wahoo -
Pelosi is simply welcoming all the new D...Wahoo - <br /><br />Pelosi is simply welcoming all the new Democratic voters to the US. I suspect she is putting them thru orientation to explain all of the free handouts they will get in return for voting the Democratic party line. <br /><br />She is also brushing up on her Spanish. ¡Ándale!¡Vamos! ¿Tiene usted algún papel higiénico? ¡Por favor, siempre votar por los demócratas o voy a hacer pis en usted!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-53948658713302898432014-06-29T08:08:37.379-05:002014-06-29T08:08:37.379-05:00Oh gawd, Nancy Pilosi's been snorting fairy du...Oh gawd, Nancy Pilosi's been snorting fairy dust again...Wahoonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-35815687160229373782014-06-28T20:38:29.723-05:002014-06-28T20:38:29.723-05:00Honcho here.
Hey Geoff - 'suppose I could use...Honcho here.<br /><br />Hey Geoff - 'suppose I could use some of those. You got a contact number? Drank a little too much Patrón and soiled my only pair, if you know what I mean. Damn cattle keep sneakin' up on me. The life of a cowpoke (<i>NOT A SEXUAL ORIENTATION</i>).<br /><br />Mushos gracias, amigo.Honchonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-88666218280392925602014-06-28T17:58:05.026-05:002014-06-28T17:58:05.026-05:00So, just why did the DHS order 40,000 pair of men&...So, just why did the DHS order 40,000 pair of men's extra large underwear? Are the hordes of children streaming across our Southern Border perhaps obese and not the starving waifs the MSM would like us to believe; or are a good percentage of them in the barely not a legal adult catagory and need the extra clothing to help conceal their gang and cartel tats?<br />http://mobile.wnd.com/2014/06/why-do-border-children-need-mens-underwear/?cat_orig=usGeoff Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01702402850031773761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-47641491169773113122014-06-28T16:31:16.833-05:002014-06-28T16:31:16.833-05:00Um .... spell checker struck again. "Shot&quo...Um .... spell checker struck again. "Shot" was supposed to "sh1t". Hmmm .... scary.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-41153824506902747422014-06-28T11:57:58.153-05:002014-06-28T11:57:58.153-05:00From the morons at Slate:
http://www.slate.com/ar...From the morons at Slate:<br /><br />http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/future_tense/2014/06/isis_water_scarcity_is_climate_change_destabilizing_iraq.single.htmlComradenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-84769278668185776122014-06-28T09:16:29.565-05:002014-06-28T09:16:29.565-05:00@PamEcon
Spot on. The size and bloating of the fe...@PamEcon<br /><br />Spot on. The size and bloating of the federal government is mind-boggling. Hey, IRS needs more money, sh1tcan the Dept of Commerce, or Education, or whatever. One can easily get this money elsewhere. But your point is more valid - bureaucracies, BY DEFINITION, are always underfunded. It is in the genetic code of a bureaucracy to expand its budget, its turf. That's what they do.<br /><br />And its in the DNA of Democrats to buy votes. Do the Chi-Town Hustle....<br />Dodger Bluesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-92135570952737104072014-06-27T21:56:01.895-05:002014-06-27T21:56:01.895-05:00They will use the alleged "crashes" to i...They will use the alleged "crashes" to insist once again that their IT & other gov agencies are "underfunded." Who isn't totally fed up with hearing that? The teacher unions pull the same stunt -- always complaining they're "underfunded," they "lack sufficient resources," and yaddablah. All of these hyped-up complaints and threats presupposes the taxpayers with their own IT woes are somehow "overfunded," and sitting on these big piles of cash ready to hand over to these freakin rent-seekers. Who Isn't 'underfunded,' you money-laundering grifters! If you can't produce within budget, let's privatize your operation, open it up to competitive bids, and you go find employment at a foot-massage parlor someplace...PamEconnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-77970199682725980182014-06-27T20:51:37.043-05:002014-06-27T20:51:37.043-05:00@Jim Hlavac- There have been a lot of good links, ...@Jim Hlavac- There <i>have</i> been a lot of good links, discussions, digressions, and opinions here today. And this after I basically bailed out of doing a <i>real</i> cartoon and only posted about my computer failure.<br /><br />In complete seriousness, I'm delighted and humbled by all of the good folks who come to this site.<br /><br />@Rosie Palms-Durbin- Obama <i>going it alone</i> on immigration?! I'm shocked! <i>SHOCKED!</i><br /><br />No wait - it's exactly what I'd expect. And it makes me mad enough to piss blood (dang it, now I <i>do</i> need some Black Velvet whiskey...)<br /><br />@Anonymous- Before I say anything else, let me genuflect in the direction of Charles Krauthammer. I <i>love</i> that guy.<br /><br />Regarding the technical stuff, which you clearly know way more than I do, the whole story from the IRS just doesn't wash. C'mon - the IRS techies said that a hard drive had "bad sectors" (ooOOooh!) and so <i>nothing</i> could be recovered? Geez - $4 billion spent on technology and they couldn't buy a copy of Norton Disk Doctor?<br /><br />And as you point out, even if the techies were nitwits it doesn't explain why the IRS didn't try harder to <i>obey the freakin' law</i> and send the drive to a data recovery service. Or - and I'm going way out on a limb here - retrieving the files from the <i>backup tape copies</i> before recycling said tape.<br /><br />Nothing about this passes the sniff test.<br /><br />@St. John the Reconn- I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall for Hillary's dissection of Obama. I believe to the soles of my shoes that Obama is both incompetent and disinterested.<br /><br />@Judi King- When I even think of Hillary as president, I genuinely feel sick inside.<br /><br />@John the Econ- Your summary is, sadly and as usual, dead on. The IRS is simply going to continue to say "eff you" to Congress, and not a damn thing will come of it. My one glimmer of hope is that some heat might be applied to lower level functionaries who would reveal useful information. But I'm not holding my breath.<br /><br />@Honcho- Outstanding!Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-71329887945613130932014-06-27T20:51:16.546-05:002014-06-27T20:51:16.546-05:00@Jim Hlavac- After having seen Healthcare.gov, I p...@Jim Hlavac- After having seen Healthcare.gov, I pretty much <i>can</i> believe that the IRS computer system is a complete failure. But not enough to explain the multiple crashes and complete failure to recover files.<br /><br />Regarding Boehner's lawsuit, I'm all for it - though don't expect it to accomplish much. Still, it might reign in Obama's abuse of executive power. Here's hoping, anyway.<br /><br />@π - My computer didn't crash in the interesting kind of way that an NSA virus or hack would cause. No, my (admittedly old) computer just decided it was thinking too hard and then went totally blank. Which, in truth, I think it learned from me.<br /><br />@Judi King- Lois Lerner? Benghazi? VA hospitals? To liberals, these are all Trivial Pursuit answers.<br /><br />@Geoff King- The dancing poo video (from India) was not only entertaining, but it convinced me to start using a commode.<br /><br />The singing, swaying politicians, on the other hand, caused me to lose my lunch in that same commode.<br /><br />@John the Econ- Sadly, there are plenty of people who consider all things computerish to be some form of dark and impenetrable magic - and they're only too happy to believe that a crashed hard drive can not only wipe out emails (<i>wherever</i> they reside) but probably also contribute to global warming and meteor showers.<br /><br />But then, the symbiotic relationship between the Obama administration and <i>freaking idiots</i> isn't exactly breaking news. I've been covering it right here for nearly six years...<br /><br />@Anonymous- Usually, I'm a Black Velvet Canadian Whiskey man in times of crisis. But I went with Corbett Canyon chardonnay (I named both brands, hoping to get a free case) because I was only distressed and inconvenienced rather than insanely tooth-clenchingly rage filled. It's more of an art than a science...<br /><br />@deadmau5.1- Oh sure, $104 million <i>sounds</i> like a lot of money, but have you priced boxes of macaroni and cheese lately?<br /><br />Per the Boehner situation, you're quite right - Congress can't do much other than cut funds, which <br />Barry would enjoy using as a truncheon heading into this year's elections. Similarly, an impeachment would really go nowhere. Dang it.<br /><br />And interesting to read that the IRS has spent $4.4 <i>billion</i> on their rotten tech services. Gimme a break - they could have given every employee a $20 thumbdrive and automatically backed everything up.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-90039516737096207082014-06-27T20:40:50.669-05:002014-06-27T20:40:50.669-05:00John the Econ,
"Destruction of Evidence"...John the Econ,<br /><br />"Destruction of Evidence", "interfering with an investigation", "withholding evidence", "lying to investigators", blah, blah, blah. Whatever. 6 of one, half a dozen of the other. <br /><br />It's all corrupt. Call it what you will. That is simply rearranging the deck chairs, as it were. <br /><br />For progressives, the end <i><b>ALWAYS</b></i> justifies the means. Hence Obama's power grabs. These people are evil - and they will take over the government, rescind the Constitution, if they think they can get away with it. <br /><br />For the good of all ....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-61246707120606733572014-06-27T19:19:34.406-05:002014-06-27T19:19:34.406-05:00@Anonymous, I doubt that they even bothered to try...@Anonymous, I doubt that they even bothered to try to destroy any "evidence". There is no need to. (Even if their IT infrastructure was just marginally competent, doing so completely would be practically impossible) Management simply had a meeting, decided that this was to be their story, and they're going to stick to it. And as long as everyone at the IRS is aboard, for which it seems that they are, what's going to happen? Eric Holder isn't going to act. Congress can't or won't do anything without "evidence" that they can't get without the IRS's cooperation. The only way that Congress could put the screws to the IRS and make them behave would be to cut off funding. And they're certainly not going to do that.<br /><br />So it's done. They'll get away with it. And the IRS emboldened for doing so. Obama will go on repeating that this is a Tea Party/Fox news conspiracy and the media will play on with that. Oh, the IRS will lay off the non-profits for awhile, but don't worry. They'll be back to their old tricks, and with some new ones by 2016...John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-34259101336576462692014-06-27T17:24:24.185-05:002014-06-27T17:24:24.185-05:00Only if it will further her goal of first woman pr...Only if it will further her goal of first woman president.Judi Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261744230143875668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-79502329116707392192014-06-27T17:21:44.770-05:002014-06-27T17:21:44.770-05:00From the left-leaning MarketWatch.
The key quote:...<a href="http://blogs.marketwatch.com/capitolreport/2014/06/27/obama-calls-boehners-lawsuit-against-him-a-stunt/" rel="nofollow">From the left-leaning MarketWatch.</a><br /><br />The key quote:<br />'Meanwhile, it’s not just Boehner who’s upset with the president, if a new book is to be believed. Hillary Clinton called Obama “incompetent and feckless” and charged he had “no hand on the tiller half the time” during a reunion in May 2013 with college friends, according to the book “Blood Feud” by Edward Klein. Klein wrote: “When her friends asked Hillary to tell them what she thought – really thought – about the president she had served for four draining years, she lit into Obama with a passion that surprised them all.”'<br /><br />So, ya think that will be his defense during impeachment proceedings?St. John the Reconnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-89561679676025176912014-06-27T16:09:14.681-05:002014-06-27T16:09:14.681-05:00Thanks, everyone, for all the links, um, "tec...Thanks, everyone, for all the links, um, "tech support," interesting little sidelines, clarifications, elucidations and such, and the other items that I come to enjoy and rely on here ... <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Jim Hlavachttp://www.thedailymush.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-89423988513005258352014-06-27T12:27:45.806-05:002014-06-27T12:27:45.806-05:00Ms. King -
Now that takes the cake but it really ...Ms. King -<br /><br />Now that takes the cake but it really shouldn't surprise me. This kind of ignorance is what the Dems are counting on to get away with their criminality. And it clearly is criminality - destroying evidence. There simply is no way for these emails to "disappear" from such a crash. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/how-the-clintons-went-from-dead-broke-to-rich-bill-earned-1049-million-for-speeches/2014/06/26/8fa0b372-fd3a-11e3-8176-f2c941cf35f1_story.html" rel="nofollow"> And speaking of stupid ....</a><br /><br />And Mr. Hlavac -<br /><br />No, while the Congress can subpoena the executive branch, the latter will just claim separation or powers or executive privilege and ignore the subpoena. The Congress does have the ultimate power but what it is precisely (other than withholding funding) I am not sure. But impeachment is always an option, I suppose. That is though, only an indictment. Obama is clearly pushing the envelope - but until the electorate starts complaining - nothing.deadmau5.1noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-51363190013738362622014-06-27T12:00:24.459-05:002014-06-27T12:00:24.459-05:00Hard Times demand Hard Liquor, but a box of Chardo...Hard Times demand Hard Liquor, but a box of Chardonnay will do in a pinch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-85719766645678222332014-06-27T11:27:16.430-05:002014-06-27T11:27:16.430-05:00@Jim Hlavac, of course there are more than 1 set o...@Jim Hlavac, of course there are more than 1 set of files containing the "missing" e-mail. The mere fact that the IRS, EPA, and no doubt eventually every other corrupt government agency even floats this absurd meme is because they know the vast majority of their core audience is either ignorant, or wishes to remain ignorant. Competent IT people are not that rare in the US to ask or correct this absurd notion.<br /><br />But for those who are not aware, e-mail in most business & government settings doesn't exclusively reside on a desktop or laptop PC, but is aggregated, stored, and archived on servers. And in fact, these servers are almost always equipped with multiple, redundant hard drives, where the data is duplicated and spread across 2 or more drives. If a single drive does in fact fail, the data still is accessible on a 2nd, 3rd, or more redundant drives. This arrangement is so efficient in fact, that when a drive does fail, the users are not even aware of it. The systems administrator replaces the failed drive, and the data is restored as before, sometimes even without system disruption on more robust systems.<br /><br />And contrary to the meme that the Democrats are likely to float regarding the "lack of funding" for such systems, we live in an age where hard drives with terabytes of storage are only a couple hundred dollars. I find it impossible to believe that massive government bureaucracies such as the IRS and EPA lack the IT infrastructure that even most of the mom & pop businesses I've consulted for over the years have.<br /><br />I wasn't joking when I said that if the problem is in fact "funding", then it's only because <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/former-senior-epa-adviser-beale-expected-to-plead-guilty-in-900000-pay-fraud/2013/09/04/6a5ce06c-1574-11e3-be6e-dc6ae8a5b3a8_story.html" rel="nofollow">they're currently spending too much on pornography or employees who don't actually do anything, much less show up.</a><br /><br />The game plan that Obama and these agencies are using is clear: Float the "hard drive ate our homework" story which will happily be absorbed by the low-information voters, and then blame any residual outrage on the Tea Party and Fox news.<br /><br />The only question is that how many not-as-low info Democrats are going to continue to swallow that.John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-84290541478535646602014-06-27T11:14:13.116-05:002014-06-27T11:14:13.116-05:00@ Stilton- Your dancing poo video is decidedly mor...@ Stilton- Your dancing poo video is decidedly more tasteful than the singing poo...I mean, singing members of congress video I supplied two days ago.Geoff Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01702402850031773761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-37763708655385049902014-06-27T10:55:46.263-05:002014-06-27T10:55:46.263-05:00Yes, the bulk of the American people ARE that stup...Yes, the bulk of the American people ARE that stupid. If they even bother to catch some news, they obviously never bother to check facts. P.S. a neighbor of mine doesn't even know who Lois Lerner is. WTFJudi Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261744230143875668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-56173471529248089062014-06-27T10:36:57.652-05:002014-06-27T10:36:57.652-05:00Flux capacitor?!?!?!?!?!
Um, how do you know it w...Flux capacitor?!?!?!?!?!<br /><br />Um, how do you know it was not the IRS/NSA matrix? I suspect foul play, sir.<br /><br />Maybe Joe Biden is not as stupid as he acts? A Biden hack?<br /><br />Mr. Parker is telling that last one was stupid.πnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-62446706076916021952014-06-27T10:21:11.963-05:002014-06-27T10:21:11.963-05:00The idea that there's one and only one set of ...The idea that there's one and only one set of these emails is so fraudulent as to be beyond belief ... the idea that emails are like pieces of paper that once burned are lost for ever is blatantly false. And doesn't the gov't have a "cloud" somewhere where these things are stored? Are they're systems that primitive? I've had hard-drives fail -- they have hard drive readers at any computer repair store - wondrous things - plug in the hard drive -- everything is right were it was ...<br /><br />The idea that Boehner is going to "sue" the president is ludicrous -- surely the Congress can subpoena the president to come testify, yes? Isn't their job to oversee what the executive branch is doing? Of what need are all these committees and investigative offices if we have to hire outside lawyers and go to a judge to find answers? <br /><br />You know, when and if we find the Black Box for the Malaysian jet, it'll be amazing what the NTSB can get off its harddrive -- maybe send the NTSB over to the IRS - -surely there's been a train wreck ... <br /><br />And I just hate it when people wag their fingers in my face ... Jim Hlavachttp://www.thedailymush.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-2723470099108575732014-06-27T10:20:41.606-05:002014-06-27T10:20:41.606-05:00@Chuck Baker- I don't for a second buy the cla...@Chuck Baker- I don't for a second buy the claims that hard drive crashes destroyed relevant emails - and that afterwards, tape backups were "routinely" recycled. Moreover, I read today that when Lerner requested tech help for her allegedly crashed drive, she said only that she wanted to recover some personal files - she <i>never mentioned retrieving emails</i> in any of her correspondence with the techies. Bogus, bogus, bogus.<br /><br />@TrickyRicky- Perhaps in honor of Barry's desire to "spread the wealth," Hillary's <i>assets</i> have been spreading out for years.<br /><br />@Grumpy Curmudgeon- Hey, I wonder if Lerner crashed her computer when reading <i>Hope n' Change</i> and doing a spit take with her coffee?<br /><br />@Wahoo- I'm pretty sure he lets the finger air dry so he can enjoy it later.<br /><br />@Colby- Like you, I'm enjoying seeing Barry being squeezed a bit, but I don't hold out any hope that he'll really have to pay for his many crimes.<br /><br />@John the Econ- It really seems like neither ignorance nor incompetence quite accounts for these missing emails; rather, people had to get pro-active to destroy (er, "recycle") backups and suddenly cancel third party archiving services. <br /><br />I think it's time to threaten the techies with some serious slammer time to see if they'll talk.<br /><br />@Stan da Man- For some reason (talk of brain bleach?) you just made me think of Hillary twerking. I threw up in my mouth a little.<br /><br />@Geoff King- I don't own a smart phone. In fact, I have more of a "short bus" phone, and it's <i>still</i> too confusing for me to use.<br /><br />I can, however, at least <i>appreciate</i> smart phones and all that can be done with them. Glad to hear that it sounds like you use yours for productivity rather than distraction.<br /><br />And regarding the EPA employee(s) pooping in the hall, I wonder if it might be tech support people imported from India? I'm really not being racist saying that - India has a huge problem with people refusing to use toilets and defecating everywhere. Which is why they created this catchy <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pj4L7C2twI" rel="nofollow">Mister Poo campaign</a> to make toilets seem fun. (Before you decide to skip the linked video, ask yourself if you've ever seen party-loving turds <i>flocking to a mirrored disco ball?</i>)<br /><br />@CenTexTim- Oh, I'm <i>totally</i> unfit for government work. When it comes to bureaucracy, I'm one of those "does not play well with others" types.<br /><br />And I'm not surprised that the Dems are using the threatened lawsuit as a fundraising tool. They are <i>such</i> whores.<br /><br />@txGreg- You're right, Hillary should have claimed <i>moral</i> bankruptcy. No one would have questioned it.<br /><br />@Bruce Bleu- It's funny (in that entirely <i>not</i> funny way) that the MSM doesn't seem to care a whit about the 2.9% (annual) drop in the GDP. "Aw shucks," they're saying, "that's just a hiccup because of a cold winter. You know, <i>climate</i> change!"<br /><br />Actually, they're half-right... thanks to Obamacare, the <i>business</i> climate has changed and the economy is feeling the chill.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.com