tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post7980166494355697810..comments2023-08-05T07:24:04.413-05:00Comments on Hope n' Change Cartoons: Collision CoarseUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-71488000956893625712016-10-01T11:01:56.177-05:002016-10-01T11:01:56.177-05:00Of course the third and final debate (to be hosted...Of course the third and final debate (to be hosted by Fox News and moderated by Chris Wallace, unless I'm mistaken) will likely be the one that counts the most, as the first debate and Lester Holt will be long forgotten by then. And it will be Trump's golden opportunity to wipe that smug face off of Hillary and give her a permanent case of the Hillary Shimmy...unless he screws up and totally blows it.Wahoonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-12565865581671551202016-09-27T20:25:50.715-05:002016-09-27T20:25:50.715-05:00Well Trump played it safe after what happened to s...Well Trump played it safe after what happened to sHrillarys opponent in her first senate debate when the media went on for two weeks about him violating her space. <br />And despite the age difference if Donald went after a poor Grandma the media would have him being hung, drawn and quartered with farm tractors this morning.<br />He actually came out with our fair, unbiased, radical,foaming at the mouth, pro-sHrillary, left wing media attacking him about his issues rather than his actions last night so I think it was a smart move on his part not to attack her - just yet!REM1875https://www.blogger.com/profile/04847984055699795355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-32453395915382024262016-09-27T20:17:02.263-05:002016-09-27T20:17:02.263-05:00John the Econ
Good news they found Lesser Dolt, th...John the Econ<br />Good news they found Lesser Dolt, the bad news is his soul is still missing.REM1875https://www.blogger.com/profile/04847984055699795355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-11973772092797743942016-09-27T13:09:33.221-05:002016-09-27T13:09:33.221-05:00I tried to watch, even videoed it, but I could onl...I tried to watch, even videoed it, but I could only take about 2-3 minutes at a time.<br />I, too would have had a splitting headache, with nothing to relieve it. TG it's over and we can again start reading about the criminals in government, especially in the Justice Department and government housing on Pennsylvania Avenue. james dailyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09040145296544586736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-85134059386506182142016-09-27T12:40:39.467-05:002016-09-27T12:40:39.467-05:00As I posted at American Thinker and Never Yet Melt...As I posted at American Thinker and Never Yet Melted:<br /><br />Trump lost. Period.<br /><br />But, the only way he could have won was to deliver a beat down so bad that Hillary suffered a collapse on stage.<br /><br />In the future Trump will have to win big, no… yuuuuuge. He will have to verbally slice and dice Hillary until she melts on the stage, throws up her hands and says, “No más;” until the big black dude throws in his epi-pen; until her body double runs screaming from back stage screaming, “I’m not taking THAT fall!”<br /><br />Ain’t gonna happen. It ain’t gonna happen for one of two reasons. Either Trump can’t deliver, or he won’t deliver. If it is the later, my guess is that it is because Trump has been a plant all along. The dems have Akin’ed the repubs big time.<br /><br />Hillary will be our next president. The only thing that could possibly prevent that would be that she dies before the election. Though she might win anyway; the dead would love to vote for one of their own. In any case, even if she dies shortly after winning the office, she will be on the fast track for beatification. The pope will make her a saint in a New York minute; faster than you can say “glass ceiling”.<br /><br />When she wins, the MSM, everyone at the FBI, DoJ, IRS and State will breathe a sigh of relief and then the bureaucrats will get back to looting the “deplorables,” because, after all, they deserve it for voting for that nasty old “Trump.”Boligatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-26244574578873405522016-09-27T12:37:15.067-05:002016-09-27T12:37:15.067-05:00Lester Holt actually gave Trump a yuuuge opening, ...Lester Holt actually gave Trump a yuuuge opening, and Trump fumbled it like a running back with no hands. Holt asked the candidates to discuss "...what they would do about cyber security." A golden opportunity for Trump to bring up "the" server, but he blew it. Trump even had time to think about his answer while Shrillary blathered on about how vastly important cyber security is to her, even further setting up the opportunity for Trump. What a maroon...<br /><br />That being said, I still think Trump may come out of this smelling like a rose. He actually, for the most part, took the high road while Shrillary acted like a holier than thou bitch through most of it.Colby Muensterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16910666550508273829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-1050421996908356812016-09-27T09:33:54.197-05:002016-09-27T09:33:54.197-05:00@REM1875, I heard they had to call out a search pa...@REM1875, I heard they had to call out a search party for Lester. He didn't even try to "moderate".John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-38709404772865861522016-09-27T05:56:18.792-05:002016-09-27T05:56:18.792-05:00Fortunately I fell asleep and missed the whole ear...Fortunately I fell asleep and missed the whole earth shaking event. Darn!Judi Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261744230143875668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-57598309416143926812016-09-27T01:23:28.337-05:002016-09-27T01:23:28.337-05:00I hear the media is claiming sHrillary got 50% and...I hear the media is claiming sHrillary got 50% and Lesser Dolt got the other 50% as they were both debating Trump.<br /> A reminder to Lesser Dolt- your were only there because brian williams was busy sneaking up on syrian commandos with a knife between his teeth leading a regiment of seals. REM1875https://www.blogger.com/profile/04847984055699795355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-36371981386751043622016-09-26T23:15:23.049-05:002016-09-26T23:15:23.049-05:00You got that right, @Stilton. Ugh, I'm only a...You got that right, @Stilton. Ugh, I'm only a half hour into it (procrastinated by watching Monday Night Football first) and I can't take it anymore. What a disappointment.<br /><br />Again considering the possibility that Trump was a Clinton scheme all along. Really wish it was Ted Cruz decimating Hillary instead of this. Trump was not cleaver at all. And Hillary's meds were right on.<br /><br />Get ready for Hillary for at least the next 4 years.John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-67581138867709646682016-09-26T22:14:58.670-05:002016-09-26T22:14:58.670-05:00@Readers- Oh, sweet mother of pearl... I just fini...<b>@Readers-</b> Oh, sweet mother of pearl... I just finished watching the debate and now have a splitting headache. It was a contest between a master criminal and a mental patient. Trump couldn't articulate any ideas and filled every sentence with so many digressions that I usually didn't know WHAT the hell he was talking about when he sputtered to a spot. Meanwhile, Hillary lied so smoothly that only the intelligent and the well informed will know <i>it was all bullshit</i> (and we know how few voters fall into those categories). <br /><br />And for the record, I didn't have anything to drink. That's probably why I have this friggin' headache (wry grin).<br />Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-8218093477547156922016-09-26T16:26:40.488-05:002016-09-26T16:26:40.488-05:00So, has anyone settled on which drinking game they...So, has anyone settled on which drinking game they'll be following tonight?John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-5423426465307735962016-09-26T15:39:02.253-05:002016-09-26T15:39:02.253-05:00Doc, I've used that precise response to others...Doc, I've used that precise response to others on FeceBook... <br /><br />I wonder if there'll be a balloon drop, like at the convention - she looked to be tripping BALLS at that!Pete (Detroit)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-33662975332401600742016-09-26T15:23:25.660-05:002016-09-26T15:23:25.660-05:00@oldgraymary- I simply cannot listen to Hillary im...@oldgraymary- I simply cannot listen to Hillary impugn <i>anyone</i> else's integrity. It's just too ridiculous.<br /><br />And I've heard Gennifer Flowers won't be there, although I'd love it if she turned up. For that matter, if I was Trump I'd have hired Monica Lewinsky to sit up front and eat a corn dog.<br /><br />@Dr. Strangelove- At this point I don't know if it's just the shrill harshness of her voice, or the fact that I know it's <i>Hillary</i> that makes the sound so punishing.<br /><br />@James Daily- I, too, am hard of hearing...but not enough so that I can entirely escape the sonic torture.<br /><br />And I'll admit that I had the Crush, TX crash in mind when I made the graphic for today's post. For any who don't know, two trains were crashed head on for the entertainment of 40,000 viewers. There were several deaths and multiple injuries among the spectators.<br /><br />@TrickyRicky- Just don't have Beethoven playing in the background or you'll never be able to listen to him again.<br /><br />@Fred Ciampi- A sad admission: I'll be watching the debate cold sober. I've been teetotal for two weeks as part of a weight loss effort. Although if things go south tonight, I might fall off the wagon harder than Hillary falls off curbs.<br /><br />@Sortahwitte- Blazing Saddles seems like an appropriate substitute for the debate. Especially if you imagine Hillary to be a horse, and Trump to be Mongo.<br /><br />@Jon- I'd <i>love</i> to see a tox screen on whatever will be in her blood tonight. Besides the usual puree of aborted fetuses.<br /><br />@Geoff King- Considering that he'll probably be wearing a shock collar, he'll sit wherever Hillary wants him to.<br /><br />@Graylady- I think too much attention has been paid to the candidates' debate preparation, and not enough coverage has been given to wise preparation such as yours.<br /><br />@P. Sterling- I'm not ashamed of myself in the least, but I'd like to take a whiffle bat to the noggins of most of the electorate.<br /><br />@Ron- I like "110%." It's not as hyperbolic as "1000%."<br /><br />@Pete (Detroit)- I don't think the Dems will push the possible rape story because it involves Jeffrey Epstein of "Pedophile Island" fame - where Bill Clinton was a frequent visitor.<br /><br />@John the Econ- I'm thinking Hillary will be sporting a mix of uppers, downers, and anti-seizure drugs. Plus a little Meth just for fun.<br /><br />And I really have NO idea what we'll see from Trump tonight, which is why the suspense is killing me. Sorry, but I think he's a complete lout...albeit MY lout for the purpose of this wretched election.<br /><br />And Hillary's anti-Right To Work blast really chafes me. Texas is a right to work state, which is one of the reasons that so many jobs are created here. (On a side note, I think we can all agree that the government can't create real jobs: they can only encourage job growth by getting the heck out of the way.)<br /><br />@Colby Muenster- I'll admit that I'd love to see Hillary have a full blown medical episode on live TV. Not because I wish illness or suffering on anyone, but because it would be the undoing of another huge lie.<br /><br />And I'm really curious about Lester Holt, too. He's under a lot of pressure to "fact check" Trump (and <i>only</i> Trump) which would be destructive to the whole spirit of the debate. Not because Trump's facts are necessarily in question, but because it would become a "2 against 1" scenario.<br /><br />@Alfonso Bedoya- Hey, Happy Birthday! I envy that Jack Daniels you mentioned, and think spending the evening with Hopalong sounds pleasant.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-69420671883372783402016-09-26T14:20:55.220-05:002016-09-26T14:20:55.220-05:00I plan to gobble a double dose of blood pressure m...I plan to gobble a double dose of blood pressure meds just before the action starts, and ready a triple Jack Daniels on the rocks as a backup. All sharp objects have been removed from the kitchen and bathroom for safety in case I have a sudden urge to slit my wrists after having to listen to Shrillary's lies.....again. Since today is my birthday, I may decide to just relax while I watch an old Hopalong Cassidy movie and save the BP meds and JD for the actual election results.Alfonso Bedoyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12275837016861108459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-79851997635892087472016-09-26T13:05:14.785-05:002016-09-26T13:05:14.785-05:00I am simultaneously excited to watch the circus to...I am simultaneously excited to watch the circus tonight, but am also filled with dread at the distinct possibility of another Trump, dumb-assed disaster. He really only needs to (as we used to say in Wyoming) give her enough rope to hang herself, but I doubt he has the self control to do so.<br /><br />A hacking, coughing, eye rolling, head bobbling, full pass out event would be priceless to watch, but we all know who would take the blame. Us deplorables, that's who.<br /><br />I'm pretty curious to see how Lester Holt handles himself. He strikes me as a guy who will actually attempt to stay in the middle of the road, but he DOES work for the Nothing But Clinton network.Colby Muensterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16910666550508273829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-30158920346174854212016-09-26T10:39:12.951-05:002016-09-26T10:39:12.951-05:00Setting up low expectations: My guess is that it ...<b>Setting up low expectations:</b> My guess is that it will be a generation or so until we find out the exact cocktail of drugs used to sedate Hillary enough to both stop her hacking and to suppress her urge to throw things as she looks across to see a number of her husband's former dalliances sitting across from her in the front row, and yet render her coherent enough to be able to keep all her lies straight. I'd expect a pretty heavy dosage, especially when one expects Trump to be pushing her buttons.<br /><br /><b>Which Trump will show up tonight:</b> Will it be flame-throwing Trump, or the "presidential" sounding Trump we've been seeing more of lately. Will it be a discussion of policy or just endless hits on "crooked Hillary"?<br /><br />If Trump goes "presidential", thus ruining Hillary's "temperament" argument, will Hillary dare to "go character" on Trump, knowing that Trump is loaded both-barrels with @Stilton's list above, just for starters?<br /><br /><b>World's Most Annoying Voice:</b> Boy, was that video a mistake or what? Of course Democrats are against "right to work", and we've got <a href="http://data.bls.gov/generated_files/graphics/latest_numbers_LNS11300000_2006_2016_all_period_M08_data.gif" rel="nofollow">a workforce participation rate to prove it</a>. With today's Democrats, the only thing you've got a right to choose anymore is your gender or race, and what you'd like to rub your genitals up against.<br /><br /><i>"Why aren't I 50 points ahead?"</i> This should remind anybody over 40 of when Saturday Night Live was still funny:<br /><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7QP9Zqge4s" rel="nofollow"><i>"I can't believe I'm losing to this guy"</i></a>John the Econnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-57968140063983981092016-09-26T10:38:49.395-05:002016-09-26T10:38:49.395-05:00P. Sterling - Full agreed. Hopefully she has an ep...P. Sterling - Full agreed. Hopefully she has an episode tonight, and the Statutory Rape allegation against him (shockingly believable) will cause the R's to yank the rug out from under him... <br /><br />http://www.snopes.com/2016/06/23/donald-trump-rape-lawsuit/Pete (Detroit)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-31096205679571544372016-09-26T09:44:44.855-05:002016-09-26T09:44:44.855-05:00Agree 110%.Agree 110%.Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08944360376522991375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-76858390127419351332016-09-26T09:34:20.399-05:002016-09-26T09:34:20.399-05:00I hate to believe that these two candidates reflec...I hate to believe that these two candidates reflect the morals, ethics and integrity of the Amaerican People. Otherwise, why would they be our candidates? I dislike each of them and we should be ashamed of ourselves. I know I am.P. Sterlingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-31352826160268471202016-09-26T08:42:09.578-05:002016-09-26T08:42:09.578-05:00I think in preparation for the dee-bate I will get...I think in preparation for the dee-bate I will get blind roaring drunk, then stab an ice pick in both ears so I won't have to listen to that hag.<br />Or maybe I will just ignore the whole farce and read the low points in tomorrow"s "news".American Cowboynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-71942526299446377032016-09-26T08:40:38.980-05:002016-09-26T08:40:38.980-05:00I have eliminated all hard objects, except furnitu...I have eliminated all hard objects, except furniture too heavy to lift, from the livingroom and doubled the number of throw pillows. I'm debate ready. Now, if only I could be temporarily deaf.Grayladynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-49419137985807341572016-09-26T08:07:09.020-05:002016-09-26T08:07:09.020-05:00If Gennifer Flowers does indeed sit in the front r...If Gennifer Flowers does indeed sit in the front row tonight, I wonder where Slick Willy is going to sit.Geoff Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01702402850031773761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-63973629171002324732016-09-26T07:54:43.579-05:002016-09-26T07:54:43.579-05:00The most corrupt,despicable woman in American hist...The most corrupt,despicable woman in American history. I wonder how many drugs she will have to ingest in order to make it through 90 commercial-free minutes tonight - - or how many beers I'll have to drink in order to tolerate her.....Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02619128793632680659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8993108951931633758.post-35346574392599643852016-09-26T07:38:28.626-05:002016-09-26T07:38:28.626-05:00If I could stifle my retch reflex, I would click o...If I could stifle my retch reflex, I would click on the above video of buffarilla. As for tonight, I will watch my dvd of Blazing Saddles with all deleted scenes and language. <br />Good night Chesty, wherever you are.Sortahwittehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09057789691899634457noreply@blogger.com