Trust But Don't Verify

Obama's Iran deal just keeps getting better and better - assuming, of course, that you're either Iranian or just a rabid anti-Semite who wants to see Israel vaporized on general principle (hint: we're referring to B. Hussein).

How else to explain the recently revealed little detail in "the toughest deal ever made" that says inspection of Iran's Parchin nuclear weapons development site will be handled through the International Atomic Energy Agency, which has agreed to let the Iranians themselves conduct the inspections.

Unlike most agreements of this sort (which is to say, agreements not negotiated by our ludicrous, Lurch-like, Nobel Prize-chasing Secretary of State) the IAEA experts who would normally conduct investigations and take samples will be barred from visiting the Parchin site, and must instead rely on whatever samples and photos the Iranians decide to give them. Even more astoundingly, the Iranians are already saying that the deal allows them to withhold photos or video of anything being worked on that has military significance.

So there's Barry's "years in the making" deal in a nutshell: all sanctions on Iran will be lifted immediately, Iran will receive $150 billion with which to buy weapons and deploy terrorists, further billions will roll in from oil sales with which to raise hell, AND they're free to work on nuclear weapons as long as they have military significance.

Hope n' Change is still somewhat undecided about Donald Trump, but for the love of all that's holy it's time we got someone in office who knows how to negotiate a critically important deal without being rolled like a drunk.

BONUS: COLD CUTTER

Subway spokesman Jared Fogle has confessed to kiddy diddling and collecting child pornography which was produced by the former director of his charitable foundation. And although the Left no doubt thinks that Christian bakers should be forced to make cakes celebrating pederasty ("We want lots of cherubs, and make them sexy"),  Hope n' Change thinks that these scumbags deserve whatever rough jailhouse justice they receive from fellow inmates.

But per the cartoon above, it strikes us as sadly ironic that the world can seemingly collapse on predators who want to use children for sexual purposes, but the penalties are far less - indeed, nonexistent so far - for those who kill and butcher children then sell their organs.

Did Jared go too far - or just not far enough? And what the hell kind of world do we now live in that even requires us to consider such questions?

BONUS #2: POKER FACE

The two items above are so depressing that we decided that you (and we) needed a good cheap laugh to get our Friday back on track. So here it is...

Fair Warning

Pro-choice? You can choose "crunchy" or "less crunchy!"

Frankly, if the scene above really happened we don't think it would be reported on mainstream newscasts, nor would it have any longterm negative impact on either Planned Parenthood or Hillary Clinton. Because too many Americans are exercising their "pro-choice" rights by choosing ignorance about almost every political, moral, and economic matter currently affecting (or afflicting) our nation.

Seriously, why isn't this woman already being held in custody instead of making jokes like "you may have seen that I recently launched a Snapchat account. I love it. I love it. Those messages disappear all by themselves." Hardy-har-har! Doing irreparable harm to our nation's security is funny, right?

But not as funny as Hillary's promise, in the same speech in Iowa, that "I will do my part to bring transparency to Americans."  Seriously, isn't that the kind of lie which is supposed to cause people to burst into flames or be struck by lightning? Or, preferably, both?

And Planned Parenthood doesn't seem to be suffering much (apart from losing their contract supplying children's chitlins to Stem Express). The screamingly liberal morons at the (sadly popular) website "Funny or Die" have even released a video supporting the fetalcidal profiteers. In this case, they believe more in the "Die" part of their name than the "Funny." Not that it keeps the youthful, leftist ignoranti from mechanically, reflexively laughing in lockstep.  (Update: The Center for Medical Progress has just released their seventh video. It's not for the faint-hearted.)

Frustratingly, it seems to Hope n' Change that genuine evil happily floats atop waves of ignorance in much the same way that a toxic oil slick floats atop water - not incidentally choking the life out of everything below.

And speaking of water, we think it's high time to take the fluoride out and put a buttload of caffeine in.  Because Americans are showing no signs of waking up in the near future.

Yoga and boo-boos.

Sentence Server

Although it remains to be seen if anything can be pulled off of Hillary's server, investigators have now identified at least 60 classified documents among the emails which she'd previously turned over - with thousands more to sort through.

Not that Hillary is worried about it. While attending the Iowa State Fair (official slogan: "Home of the Politician on a Stick"), the former Secretary of State deftly deflected questions about her flagrant, felonious disregard of national security by repeatedly shrieking "Who wants a free college education?!" at young fairgoers who were looking for Bernie Sanders.

Meanwhile, we find potential First Hubby Bill Clinton...

Remember, #BlackVacationsMatter

By wild coincidence, Bill and Barry ran into each other at a summit on income inequality where - wait. What's that? Our mistake, they ran into each other at a golf course for millionaires in Martha's Vineyard. Which is sort of like the Iowa State Fair without the danger of running into rabble or protesters from Black Lives Matter.

For whom Hope n' Change has designed these special consciousness-raising t-shirts...

All of those shirts are sadly accurate - but the most appalling is probably the one referring to Planned Parenthood, about whom a sixth video was released last week...

The latest video asserts that if a ghoulish buyer is waiting in the wings for a nice, ripe fetus in a patient's womb, the eager staff at Planned Parenthood may not add to the mother's agitation with a silly old legal form which would give her the right to choose whether or not she wants her unborn child turned into profitable baby puree.

Sadly, the shocking video is getting even less attention that those that came before it - which is to say, almost none whatsoever. Since the Planned Parenthood scandal broke, the big 3 networks have broadcast over 243 hours of alleged "news" - of which, the covert videos were aired for a grand total of 73 seconds, none of which contained graphic footage.

In other words, the mainstream media is doing to this story exactly what Planned Parenthood does to babies. And without asking for anyone's consent.