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Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Plastered President
In response to national polls that show an increasing number of Americans declaring that they don't know who or what Barack Hussein Obama is, the alleged president gave a special myth-debunking interview to NBC in which he forcefully declared that he's too busy to debunk myths.
Specifically, Obama said “I can’t spend all of my time with my birth certificate plastered on my forehead.” Which would have been an excellent time for a real reporter (rather than Brian Williams) to ask "Why won't you allow anyone to see your birth certificate?" or "Do you think it's because you've spent millions to hide your birth certificate?" or even "Does your birth certificate show you were born in Kenya and your real name is Barack Mohammed Mohammed Death To America Hussein Obama?"
The alleged president also struck down the growing belief that he's Muslim by saying "I'm not going to be worried too much about what rumors are floating around out there." And if that's not proof, then...hey, wait. That's not proof.
And those particular rumors are largely fostered not by rumors, but by people's own observations that Obama doesn't seem nearly as enthusiastic about Christianity as about Islam (which, according to the stranger in the Whitehouse, created virtually everything worthwhile in Western culture).
Which is perhaps why the avowed Christian president declared that he was entirely uninterested in last weekend's event in which hundreds of thousands visited Washington DC to celebrate patriotism and faith, and dismissed it as people getting "stirred up" in uncertain economic times.
Overall, Obama emphasized to NBC that he's not going to worry about rumors because he's far too busy looking to the future.
At which point he attacked President Bush's response to hurricane Katrina.
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Stilton Jarlsberg
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And yet the lame-stream media keep fawning all over this poser of a "president", and refusing to ask *real* questions of this "president" while constantly echoing his pronouncements of "It's All Bush's Fault".
ReplyDeleteGeeeesh.....
He can’t spend all of his time with the BC issue but he can spend millions trying to hide it.
ReplyDeleteBack to the future politics is the only defense the IOTUS (that's not a typo: I is for Idiot) can fall back on because, frankly, his position is indefensible. Again, 0bama has done nothing substantive in his entire political career prior to winning the presidency. I can't say he's done nothing substantive following his winning of the presidency, because very nearly destroying the Unites States of America is pretty substantive.
ReplyDeleteOn the birth certificate issue, maybe loss of control in the house and senate may also be loss of control on the gag orders surrounding disclosure of its existence and contents. "Half a term" president sounds pretty good when applied to 0bama...
It would have been so easy for Obama to go to the Beck rally, and make himself look like a patriot or a Christian. He could have showed up at the last minute, and Beck would have welcomed him on stage. Instead, he says he didn't even pay any attention to hundreds of thousands of unhappy Americans.
ReplyDeleteTim, he was too busy politicking in the chocolate city to do that.....
ReplyDeleteIt has been suggested that the reason he answered a question about his faith (or lack thereof) with a snarky birth certificate on forehead response was that his birth certificate (the real one) shows that he actually was born to Muslim parents and is, in fact, a Muslim. That is what he's really trying to hide by spending all that money to keep that document secret, not the place of his birth. His suggestion that the birth certificate would prove him a Christian was a deflection from the fact that it may prove otherwise. And while there's nothing wrong in this country with a born Muslim converting to Christianity, there is something very, very wrong with that in the Islamic societies that Obama holds dear. I don't know if the above speculation is true or not, but it seems as likely an explanation as his place of birth or his parent's nationality.
ReplyDeleteIt's easy to see why people are so confused. He attended a Muslim school for several years of his youth, and spend 20 years at a church that spewed anti-America rhetoric that is virtually indistinguishable from that which comes from the most radical of fundamentalist mosques. Being a "Christian" implies more than voting "present".
ReplyDeleteAngry Hoosier Dad- Clearly, there's something on that birth certificate that Obama feels must remain hidden. And almost surely, it would reveal that he's been lying about something important for his entire political life.
ReplyDeletebeck's rally saturday screamed how unhappy real americans are with this regime. Of course obama ignored it, and now downplays its significance. It is about his narcissistic self and that is all. He has never fought for his country or sacrificed in any way and now he claims the whole world as his oyster and ya better not get in my way! The libs, dems, progressive crowd is going down in a couple months and we will start back on the right road. It wont be a quick recovery from obamas attempts to dismantle freedom, but it can be done!
ReplyDeleteObama does however have a Certificate of Live Birth which I suppose is something you can get after you are born. In Obama's case I suggest we call that Obama's Certificate of After-Birth, it just seems all too fitting.
ReplyDeleteI suppose it IS a bit too much to ask the guy to spend ALL his time with his birth cert. on his forehead. I think 5 or 10 minutes would be sufficient.... just long enough for a good, close up photo.
ReplyDeleteBuzz- "After-Birth Certificate" is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThe absolutely amazing fact is that -- despite not having attended one of the Ivy League schools -- Americans are not so stupid that they will eat sh*t happily if you tell them is is chocolate. Most highly paid journalists at the top of the food chain also went to one -- almost always Harvard since they a. did not know there WERE other Ivy League schools and b. Princeton would have laughed at their application and sent it back with "You ARE kidding, right?" stampn affixed. My son attended SMU for 2 years ( he got a scholarship, and after growing up in a 750 s.f. house with no central heat and not even a single window unit -- attending schools that were 98 percent Mexican (no, not Hispanic. They flew the Mexican flag etc) or later, 80 percent Black I wanted him exposed to the "other". He finished his degree at U of Texas in Austin and after working a while paid his own way through a Masters at Ha-Ha-Harvard. He said the most amazing difference in the student body was the depth, breadth and imperviousness of the IGNORANCE. Many told him he was the only Republican they had ever met.
ReplyDeletePoint being that only a lifetime of training can make people capable of believing some lies. It takes another couple years of law school to believe that the 13th amendment was intended to make Sodomy a consitutional right.
Barrack Hussien Osama Bin Obama is an anti-american socialist muslim mole, mark my words. Whoever allowed this clown to get so deep into our government has blown it big time. This turd wouldn't be able to fart without it being date time stamped. If you think this idiot is doing any damage to America now wait until the SOB is out of office. The best thng they could do for ameriac the day he leaves the whitehouse is to take his secret service protection away and save the tax payers some $$ and pull his pension and mediacl care.
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