Sunday, October 10, 2010

You Want A Peace Of Me?!



It was exactly one year ago that Barack Hussein Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize - not because of anything he'd done, but because hopes were so high that he would create peace with his promises to speak reasonably and without preconditions to any politicians in the world, including blood-drenched anti-American lunatics.

Now, Obama's "year to create peace" has passed...and not only has the
world gone to hell in a handbasket, but the president and his administration are now personally threatening politicians in our own capitol with physical violence.

Vice president Joe Biden told an audience that "if I hear one more Republican tell me about balancing the budget, I'm going to strangle them."

Not to be outdone, Barack Obama has declared that "a Republican majority in Congress would mean hand-to-hand combat for the next two years."

Of course, the Republicans aren't exactly
worried about these threats, which can only be compared to being warned of a potential ass-kicking from Pee-Wee Herman and Barney Fife.

Meanwhile, the Nobel Prize Committee is undoubtedly and justifiably embarrassed by their gullibility in believing the president's meaningless promises. Which is why
next year's peace prize should be for "No Bull."
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When the going gets tough, getting tough gets hilarious.
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7 comments:

  1. Good ol' Gaffe Master Biden... and people say Sarah Palin isn't smart enough to be vice-president. My favorite picture of him http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4121/4900364590_f5e5009a40.jpg

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  2. Isn't that the same peace prize awarded to Jimmy the Idiot and that Palestinian murderer, Arafat? Meaningless crap, posing as a peace prize, handed out to progressives and America-haters (sorry, was I being redundant?).

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  3. Don't forget sending more troops to Afghanistan and expanding the war into Pakistan. Both much worse than a few rhetorical comments about "hand to hand combat" in congress.

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  4. When Obama inserted himself into the Cambridge situation and boldly asserted that the cops acted "stupidly" he revealed a knee-jerk cold bias (perhaps hatred) for all the world to see. His no apologies beer party on the white house lawn only made things worse. It's fascinating to watch how many democrats up for re-election want no connection with this angry man.

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  5. Obsma's base and handlers tell him to get tough, to show emotion, and to connect with the voters. When he tries to do just that, he ends up looking like a thug who is feigning emotions to connect with the little people he is clueless about. In other words, he shows who he really is.

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  6. "The One" is truly Baracky Fife! The scary part is, there's no Andy to keep him in check...

    JuustaJeepGuy

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  7. Ew. Barney Fife looked much better in that uniform.

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