You Said A Mouthful

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There's a certain slow-motion horror in waiting for the Democrats' Sunday vote on the most corrupt, convoluted, and anti-American legislation in history. Imagine if Al Qaeda had announced their attack plans on September 8th, and those of us on the ground were still powerless to do anything but watch as the jets hurtled towards their targets on 9/11.

But not all the jets reached their targets. The passengers on United flight 93 brought their own jet down, rather than let it create destruction and havoc in Washington DC.

So the question now becomes whether or not the Democratic party has heroes like Todd Beamer and the passengers of Flight 93 who believe in this country enough to say "let's roll" and, working from the inside, put an end to the madness.

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UPDATE: The vote is over...and the Democratic party produced no heroes. In particular, Bart Stupak failed to impress when he issued his battle cry: "Let's roll...over!"

Freedom of Disinformation Act

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While the nation's attention is on the upcoming Healthcare vote, the state of Hawaii is quietly working on a law which would allow them to ignore Freedom of Information Act requests for Barack Obama's long-form birth certificate...and possibly create fines for even making such a request.

The one, and presumably only, person who has seen the alleged long-form document is Dr. Chiyome Fukino, who claims that it shows Barack Obama was "born in Hawaii" and is a "natural-born US citizen."

If we choose to believe that, then we have to ask what IS on the birth certificate that Obama is so desperate to hide? Presumably, it would have to be something on the long-form that is missing from the short-form: the true names and addresses of the parents, the race of the parents, or the stated race of the baby.

If Hawaii gets its way, we'll just have to take it on faith that the man in the Whitehouse is really a natural-born citizen. We'll just never know who the hell he really is.

Flag Waiving

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Following the devastating earthquake in Haiti, the United States rushed in to help - with money, medicine, and manpower. To date, we've already given over $179 million in humanitarian aid... but Barack Obama has just ordered all U.S. installations to take down their American flags, lest we be seen as an "occupying army" rather than "international partners."

It is patently appalling that a president of the United States would consider our flag to be a symbol of militaristic takeovers and colonialism, especially when serving (to a greater degree than any other nation on Earth) a humanitarian purpose.

Additionally, who would think we'd want to occupy Haiti?! Did Bush and his cronies plant secret explosives causing every building in the country to collapse, as a pretext for us to rush our evil, invading armies in to take over Haiti's great supply of poor, starving people?

No other country giving aid in Haiti has lowered its flag. But then again, no other country has a leader who is offended by their own flag.

QUIZ TIME: Guess which one of these pictures Barack Obama found disturbing?

Blarney & Friends

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Just in time for St. Patrick's Day, Irish-African-American president Barack O'Bama has let it be known that he may soon be visiting Dublin to trace his roots. No, really.

Ironically, Obama's Irish ancestors come from a little region called "Moneygall," which seems appropriate for the president who's had the gall to spend more money than all of his predecessors combined.

So hoist a green beer today in honor of our Irish president. And if, about a half hour later, anything else is green...that's in his honor, too.

Barack & A Hard Place

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In his final efforts to push Obamacare down the throats of an angry and unwilling public, the president is pulling out all the stops. Aware that many people were offended by multi-million dollar bribes to a few states, Obama has now offered those same bribes to all 50 states. Hey, it's not corruption if everyone does it, right?

Wrong. It's still corruption...and in fact, the additional bribery moves the deficit-creating potential of the Healthcare bill from the merely impossible to the criminally insane.

Moreover, passing the bill will require arcane political moves which will turn the constitution on its head. But it's that same constitution which helps assure stability in our system of government (and in the orderly succession of that government)...so the Democrats should think twice before discarding it.

After all - just look up at Mount Rushmore. We have friends in high places...

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Red Ink Zone

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Despite Hollywood's insistence that President Bush knew Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, a $100 million Iraq bomb was discovered this weekend.

Specifically, the bomb was the film "The Green Zone," which depicts America as an evil and greedy empire, and soldiers who follow orders as dolts and cannon fodder.

Unsurprisingly, the film was spanked at the box office by a movie with greater credibility and a more believable premise: "Alice in Wonderland 3D."

Obviously, MATT DAMON wasn't concerned that people could decide they don't want to see any more MATT DAMON movies after learning that MATT DAMON thinks so little of our country. Of course, people have short memories and might forget that MATT DAMON was even in "The Green Zone" when it disappears in the next week or two, raising the possibility that they might accidentally go to a MATT DAMON film in the future.

But we won't.

The Green Zone: the un-Bourne is aborted.

The Other Slaughter Rule

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Democratic Representative Bart Stupak, and a handful of other pro-life Democrats, have refused to vote for the Senate's version of Obamacare because it uses taxpayer funds for abortions. Now, Nancy Pelosi has announced that she won't even try to get Stupak and other pro-lifers to vote for the bill. But why?

According to Stupak, the Democratic leadership has crunched the numbers and decided that taxpayer-funded abortion is a necessity, otherwise "more children will be born, and therefore it will cost us millions more."

Ironically, the Democrats who are insisting that some fetuses be terminated to hold down costs, are demanding that the surviving fetuses will eventually be saddled with all the unpaid bills for Obamacare.

Even more ironically, the Democrats hope to push all of this through using "the Slaughter Rule." Rarely has any piece of political chicanery been so accurately named...