Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Cold Comfort

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Licking police brutality, one city at a time
In his Memorial Day remarks, Barack Obama cited the special significance of the fact that it was the first such day in 14 years that the United States was not engaged in a major ground war. If by "not engaged" you mean ignoring the thousands of US troops still at risk in Afghanistan and Iraq, and your definition of "major" ground wars doesn't apply to head-lopping JV teams like ISIS.

Still, by almost any definition the president seems to be ignoring a pretty major ground war right here at home. Over this holiday weekend, shootings in just two Democrat-controlled American cities racked up horrifying body counts which didn't appear on the presidential radar: in Chicago, 12 dead and 43 wounded. In Baltimore, 9 dead and 29 wounded.

Unfortunately for the victims, none of them was shot by a police officer - which is why Al Sharpton isn't marching in the streets, the DOJ isn't launching any major investigations into lost civil rights (breathing doesn't count), and Barry isn't even bothering to tweet #BlackLivesMatter on his precious new Twitter account.

The president has previously suggested that much of the violence plaguing our inner cities can be blamed on policing which is "oppressive" to minorities. Which is why he's been so vocal about pushing a new, "softer" look for police and their policies.

Frankly, we think he should instead be pushing for softer sidewalks, since that's where so many bodies seem to be falling.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Memorial Day 2015

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No politics today. Only humility, awe and gratitude for those in uniform who gave everything for this nation. Their loss is unfathomable; their gift to us immeasurable. Let us each strive to be worthy as we celebrate and defend their legacy.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Tides of War

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Be on your guard, men. Sometimes the enemy waves.
On Wednesday, Barack Obama spoke at the commencement of the US Coast Guard Academy to make the graduates aware of the crucial role they'll be playing in his War On Weather.

Specifically, he declared that "climate change constitutes a serious threat to global security - an immediate risk to our national security. And make no mistake, it will impact how our military defends our country. So we need to act and we need to act now."

As if this wasn't enough to get the graduating class glancing nervously at the skies, Obama said that failure to embrace liberal climate change orthodoxy amounted to negligence and dereliction of duty.  He then linked the raping, murdering, kidnapping, slave-trading activities of pretty much every terrorist organization to the alleged reduction in the world's precious permafrost. Put another way, he's less concerned with ISIS at our doors than ices at our poles...

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Okay, on that last point maybe a connection can be made between "weather" and terror.

BONUS: SEAL TEAM SEX

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In the first release of information coming from the raid which killed Osama Bin Laden, US officials have revealed that besides emails and organizational information, they also recovered Osama's "extensive porn collection."

While we presume that Bin Laden's spank bank contained things like a well-worn DVD of "Deep Goat," authorities aren't releasing any details because of concerns about the "nature" of the porn. Which makes us wonder - why would they care to protect Osama's reputation? Or, might they be protecting someone else...

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Explains a lot, doesn't it?
BONUS TWO: OUR HOLIDAY WISH...

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We now know that pretty much everyone in the Obama administration lied their asses off about what really happened in Benghazi. In memory of those who died there, we can't think of any "grilling" we'd enjoy more than that described above.