Click picture for full-size --- Click envelope icon to send to friendsIt'll look great in that townhouse where Barney Frank formerly hosted a gay prostitution service!
Click picture for full size --- Click envelope icon to send to friendsAlso, instead of "Commander in Chief," the President's title will now be "Obfuscation Executive Extraordinaire."
Click picture for full size --- Click envelope icon to send to friendsOptimism just seems to come naturally to some people.
Click picture for full size --- Click envelope icon to send to friendsIn these days of Hope n' Change, it's immoral to make too much money, but just fine to make too many babies.
Click picture for full size --- Click envelope icon to send to friendsApparently when it comes to mocking the mentally challenged, the President feels we've been "a nation of cowards" for too long.
Click picture for full size --- Click envelope icon to send to friendsThis character gets my vote for "least likely to ever have her own newspaper strip."
Click picture for full size --- Click envelope icon to send to friendsIn fairness to the Democrats, we know that they're not ducks...because we don't get pork from ducks.