Friday, November 9, 2012

Social Insecurity

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Those who thought Barack Hussein Obama's first term was too much Hope and not enough Change should be thrilled that, following his reelection, things are now changing in a way which can only be described as fast and furious.

Specifically, Eric Holder has announced that he may be leaving the Justice Department now that he's completed his primary responsibilites of enabling voter fraud for the 2012 elections, arming the Mexican drug cartels, and quashing investigations into Whitehouse security leaks and corruption.

But who could possibly replace this bastion of untruth, injustice, and obfuscation? Howzabout Homeland Security's Janet Napolitano- the alleged woman whose keen powers of legal reasoning brought her to the conclusion that the Ft. Hood massacre was not an act of terror, that the "Underwear Bomber" bringing explosives on a flight but failing to detonate them properly showed "the system is working," and who infamously issued a warning that US military veterans, pro-lifers, and immigration-enforcement advocates should be monitored as possible terror suspects.

But surely putting Janet in charge of the DOJ wouldn't allow anything crazy like subverting the Constitution and throwing people into jail for offensive political speech - right? Right...?

Wrong! Because that's exactly what just happened to Mark Basseley Youssef, the man who made the craptastic "Innocence of Muslims" video, who has just been sentenced to a year in prison for (in the words of Barack Hussein Obama to the United Nations) "slandering the Prophet of Islam."

Of course, the government denies that Mr. Youssef is going to jail for exercising free speech, and instead insists that he's going to the slammer because he used a false name, which Barack Obama suddenly seems to feel is a much bigger crime than when he was filling out scholarship applications as Barry Soetoro, a poor black Indonesian who wanted (and likely received) money reserved for foreign students.

Still, in Barack Obama's second reign of error, none of us has anything to worry about when expressing strong political views antithetical to those of the president as long as we use our real names.

You can count on that, or my name isn't Stilton Jarlsberg.

Napolitano admits she's been dreaming of reassignment for quite awhile.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Hope But No Change

Well that could have gone better! Hope n' Change Cartoons is frankly stunned that American voters (not all of them, but far too many) clearly lack the intellectual capacity of garden vegetables.

In seriousness, and sadness, it seems that the reelection of Barack Hussein Obama was not about a failure of the Right to mount good candidates (we still like Romney/Ryan), but in a broader failure of our nation as a whole. The majority of people did not cast votes based on good information, careful analysis, selflessness, or patriotism. Instead, they made their priorities skin color, class hatred, greed, and vaginal maintenance.

The worst president in history carefully structured his campaign to appeal to the worst elements of American society. And while he's rejected the abundant resources of coal, gas, and oil in our country, Barack Obama has stripmined a motherlode of American ignorance, hate, and envy.

It's a sad day for America, but it's not the last day for America.

Things will be different, though. And in the coming days and weeks, we're all going to have to give a lot of thought to what we've just been shown about the New America...and how we're going to cope with it.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Decision 2012: Rendezvous with Density

READERS- Join Stilton Jarlsberg at the Hope n' Change Newsdesk as election returns roll in and expert analysis is offered through the unique perspective of four years of investigative journalism, incisive commentary, and a seemingly bottomless snifter of Chivas Regal.

Updates will be posted on this page when the spirit (and/or spirits) allow, and you can join in the fun and/or horror in the comments section as the evening wears on.

THIS IS IT, FOLKS - Let's roll!

This cartoon was inspired by a singularly dim Lib I was just debating with on Facebook. When will I ever learn...?

Just for fun, I'll be posting some cartoons from the vault from time to time throughout the day as we wait for the polls to close.  Starting off with this one just days before the 2010 midterm landslide.

For those who think Obama never even tried to reduce the deficit, don't forget his sage economic advice from 2011...

Monday, November 5, 2012

Tuesday Or Not Tuesday, That Is The Question

Readers-  To be perfectly candid, I'm too wrought up to write anything like a cogent commentary today. Election day is tomorrow and the suspense is almost literally killing me. In the past four years, I've done my best to provide thoughtful evidence that Barack Hussein Obama needs to be replaced in office by someone who doesn't despise America and Americans, and at this point I'm nearly out of words to plead my case.

That's why I'm giving you a handful of cartoons to enjoy today as we all settle in for the final 24 hours before the Day of Judgement. Say your prayers, cast your votes, and hold your breath!

-Stilton Jarlsberg, MD

Cutting It Close

Dead Reckoning

Mutts Ado About Nothing

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