Friday, August 16, 2013

Playing Spades

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According to a video interview with presidential body man and alleged "friend with benefits," Reggie Love,  Barack Obama left the situation room during the Seal Team Six raid on Bin Laden's compound, preferring to play Spades. For hours.

Despite his reelection claims that he pretty much personally put a high hot one through Bin Laden's eyehole, Barry actually told Love " I’m not going to be down there, I can’t watch this entire thing." Nope, not when there are card games to be played.

We can add this to the highly credible reports that Valerie Jarrett had previously cancelled all earlier proposed raids on Bin Laden, and this one was initiated without Obama or Jarrett's approval. As well as the report that president B. Hussein had to be physically pulled off the golf course and brought to the situation room (still wearing his golf shirt) at least long enough to get his picture taken.

So if Buster Soetoro was this bored by the Bin Laden mission, imagine his complete indifference to a little thing like Benghazi. There are still no reports whatsoever about what the hell he was doing while Americans were dying, although we do know from the tragic results that it was nothing even remotely presidential.

Absent evidence to the contrary, we can only speculate that he was indulging in some known activity he's enjoyed in the past - like playing "Go Fish," smoking dope, doing a little blow (he can afford it now), chowing down on deep-fried foods behind Michelle's back, or just going to bed to rest up for his Las Vegas fundraising trip because he didn't give a single sizzling shit about the blood spilling in Benghazi. Then or now.

The former senator from Illinois no longer even bothers to vote "present" or be present during times of crisis.  The mere fact of His holy existence is sufficient gift to the world - and more, in His eyes, than we deserve.

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Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Random Acts of Political Commentary

Readers- I'm still taking the week off, but every now and then when I get inspired I still whip out a quick graphic to stick on Facebook or send to Barry's twitter account. So here are a few recent offerings that I hope you'll enjoy! -Stilt

This is why Janet Napolitano is buying billions of bullets...

Our FOIA request was granted, and Barry's college diploma was unsealed!

And after he hits it, he yells "FOUR!" so everyone will know how many died.


Monday, August 12, 2013

Weeking Off

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Readers - I'm taking the week off to attend to family health issues. As always, your positive thoughts are appreciated. -Stilt

 Obama enjoys the Gulf waters of Massachusetts