Friday, August 23, 2013

Neal Boortz Gives Shout Out to Hope n' Change on Sean Hannity Radio Show!

@Readers- I got an unexpected (and extremely welcome) thrill today when conservative talkmeister Neal Boortz mentioned Hope n' Change Cartoons while filling in on Sean Hannity's radio show (approximate audience size: one hundred bajillion).  Here's what he had to say, and here's the cartoon he's referring to.  Thank you, Mr. Boortz - I'm humbled and honored!  -Stilt

Just Killing Time

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Oh, they grow up and start having others do the killing for them so fast these days (sigh...). But years ago, living in the luxury of Hawaii and attending a private school, we can well imagine little Barry Soetoro longing to gain the acceptance of a peer group by murdering a tourist in cold blood ("That's from the CHOOM Gang, Sucka!")

Because he sure as hell doesn't seem to be bothered about the story of Australian tourist and all around nice guy Chris Lane getting shot to death in Oklahoma by some black teens who were either "bored" or going for a gang initiation.

Despite that fact that Obama deliberately injected racial discord into the Trayvon Martin story and said that it demanded soul-searching from our entire nation, he couldn't care LESS about some dead white Aussie shot by young predators who - yes - look like they could be Obama's sons. Or even Barry himself 35 years ago.

The Whitehouse even claimed to be unaware of the story because, face it, black hoodlums killing a nice white kid for no reason isn't really news...and even noticing that the incident happened suggests that you're probably some sort of horrible racist.

Meanwhile, noted race-monger, wife-cheater, and inventor of the frozen spermcicle Jesse Jackson Jr has boldly come forth to say that the cold-blooded murder of white people by young black thugs is "frowned upon."

Way to take a stand, you overpaid, wall-eyed, jive-talking jackass.

Simply put, Hope n' Change Cartoons is tired of the Lefties trying to invoke race war, while simultaneously showing that they don't care whatsoever about the very real dangers created by raising a generation of young black men who have reverted to ignorance, lawlessness, and savagery.

But Barry is right - it IS time for a national discussion on race, violence and racial politics. And we suggest that it be held in the streets of Chicago, at night, with NO security for any of the attendees.


Sad Update: This 89-year-old World War II veteran, wounded at Okinawa, was beaten to death by two black teens yesterday. At the time of this writing, it's unknown whether they killed him for the change in his pockets, because they were bored, or because the president of the United States strongly suggested that white people - all white people - should be held accountable for the death of Trayvon Martin.

The greatest danger of violence in our nation doesn't come from guns or even terrorists - but rather from a feral population gone wild. 

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

"Just Us" Is Blind

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No commentary or links today other than to say that everything above is true, with the possible exception that the new Whitehouse dog is solar-powered.

Truth be told, Hope n' Change is feeling a wee bit too stressed out for deeper news analysis today...

Monday, August 19, 2013

Clutch Play

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Egypt has pretty much gone to hell, due in no small part to the fact that there is absolutely no intelligible foreign policy position from Barack Obama. Which is why, according to noted Rino John McCain, that the United States has no credibility in the Middle East.

That's right, one of the most vital areas in the world - and Barry has pissed away our credibility and Superpower status because, well, because he's an ineffectual radical-Islam-loving buttplug.

Note that we were really hoping to find some other way of phrasing that, but decided to go with accuracy rather than journalistic euphemisms.

The Middle East is about to explode, not just because Obama and ketchup-heir John Kerry are horrible at foreign policy, but because that's exactly what Barry wants. Our supply of oil (notably NOT supplemented by fracking or the Keystone pipeline) is about to go to hell, because that too is exactly what Barry wants.

To be completely honest, as is our long-established journalistic policy when drinking, Barack Hussein Obama is the political equivalent of a suicide bomber who is using presidential policy instead of an explosive vest to do as much damage to our country as possible.

We'd say more, but we've just spent 20 minutes trying to think of anything OTHER than a Tourette's-like, expletive-filled diatribe to finish this commentary... and frankly, nothing short of that truly measures up to the challenge.