Tuesday, September 22, 2009
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In these strange days of Hope n' Change, the government is actually promoting "safe sneezing." Some conservatives are arguing instead for teaching "sneezing abstinence," but liberal critics call that unrealistic in today's wild and crazy "anything goes" sneezing culture.
If a Sneezing Czar is actually appointed by the president to demonstrate the proper technique to school children, Hope n' Change would like to nominate Monica Lewinsky...and suggest that she pack plenty of blue dresses.
Bonus: From the Hope n' Change Gift Shoppe, a handy reminder about government approved sneezing technique.