Saturday, August 14, 2010

BONUS: The Unkindest Cut



At Barack Hussein Obama's taxpayer-funded Ramadan dinner last night, not only did the alleged president give the assembled Muslims the tremendous gift of support for building the Ground Zero mosque, but he also gifted them with the multi-purpose "Presidential Seal Boxcutter" which will soon be available in the Cordoba House gift shop.

This handsome and practical souvenir is an exact replica of the one which Barack Hussein Obama uses to direct the flight destinations of Air Force One!

All of which might, of course, seem extremely insensitive of us to say...but apparently sensitivity isn't really an issue that this president, or New York's Islamic community, cares about anymore.

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19 comments:

Mike aka Proof said...

In order for humor to work, there must be an element of truth in it. Good job, Stilton!

pryorguy said...

Very good, doc!

It is time for TRUE Americans to stand up and be heard! But , I can see our Constitution being so badly used that what will happen to Americans can only compared to what happened to the jews in Nazi Germany!!!

Editor said...

Terrible but true.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Readers- A new report on Drudge says that Barack Hussein Obama is now trying to backpedal from his remarks, claiming "“I was not commenting and I will not comment on the wisdom of making the decision to put a mosque there.”

In other words "who are you going to believe - me, or your lying ears?"

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0810/41069.html#ixzz0wbn3gCtV

Anonymous said...

I just erased several hours worth of my comments about Obama's support for a mosque near ground zero. I'll forgo the lead up and simply say that it feels like Obama just took a big shit on this country. And my tolerance.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Anonymous- Brevity is not only the soul of wit, it is also (in this case) dead accurate.

Emmentaler Limburger said...

So, this jackass in chief is so ADAMANT about not supporting national prayer day, so bent on getting God out of everything US... and he has a ramadon dinner. Just super!

If the mindless assholes who supported him, including the two ingnorant jackasses who shook his hand in Detroit, then got blind drunk and made supreme asses of themselves in Mosaic - a rather chic restaurant in what's left of downtown Detroit - with their "Touch my hand! 0bama shook it!" and spouting obscenties alongside - enough so that the remainder of the patrons demanded action (they were made to pay their bill by a rather large gentleman who then escorted them out - this restaurant deserves your support!) ...If these people cannot now see what is going on before them, then, I guess, they fit the role of "useful idiots", and you can stick a fork in us, folks: we're done.

Ramadan. A celebration in the white house of those who would happily see us all dead. Stunning. Support for the erection of a triumphant, islamic war monument at ground zero. Brilliant.

This goes well beyond he pale for any human being, let alone someone posing as President of the United States.

EVERYONE needs to stay on their guard after the 2010 elections. Assuming the conservative tidal wave we all hope for is actually on the way. At best, all these 0bamanations will be repealed. At worst, it will be a stalemate until 2012. If the former, we must be ever vigilant that the 0bama camp is not able to turn it to their advantage and gain imam 0bama a second turn at the helm. Mark my words: they will try.

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA said...

Hey, guys, guys, guys....now....you dont think I really meant what I said yesterday, do you? Now, let me be perfectly clear....uh....guys, guys, guys, let's go have a beer....ON ME!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Barack Hussein Obama- Well gosh, we can't very well say no to a beer summit. Can it be real beer instead of non-alcoholic? And can we have pretzels before sundown? Or would those things violate your Ramadan fast? See, we're trying to be sensitive!

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA said...

Yeh...I think youre getting there, son....oops....call to prayer.....toodles!

Suzy said...

I still can't believe that the aftermath of 9/11 did more to get our country run by terrorists than anything else. Wow.

So, anyone who wants more tolerance...just find something to blow up. eh??? Maybe in a few years you can get your own President elected.

Anonymous said...

Stilton!@
Oh man. This one deserves a award for the Year. Like best Topical Cartoon that Cuts to the Issue!

"dead accurate" Whoooooo!!! Stilton--YOU. ARE. GOOD. i'M EMAILING to whomever I see here on the innetubes. This is one that HAS to get out!!! Obama has had a hug hissy fit because this nation is not bowing to him. He knows he is being laffed at and he is seeeting with anger. I think that is why he is doing this demonic in your face to our country.

Maybe even "Moochele" is super ticked now.

AUSPATRIOTMAN
LLOYD

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Lloyd- Many thanks! There are a lot of ways to share the cartoons: click on the little envelope-with-arrow icon under the cartoon to share via email, and/or click the other buttons to share via Facebook, Twitter, and other services.

rickl said...

I'm not excusing Obama in any way, shape, or form. But let us not forget that George W. Bush also held Ramadan dinners, and it was he who popularized the phrase that Islam is the "religion of peace".

I think the real chasm is between the Ruling Class and the Country Class, as Angelo Codevilla would say.

Emmentaler Limburger said...

Fair enough, rickl, but when you look back, open your eyes and note a few very important differences: Bush did not actively exclude all other religious practices, bow to saudi kings, or claim to have an islamic background.

Kind of paints the picture a little differently when using those colors, hey? And there was to be no "ruling class" in the US. That is only a behavior by career politicians whose very existence was never intended by the framers of the constitution, if The Federalist Papers are to be believed. And that's the chasm in a nutshell: they have usurped the power granted the PEOPLE in the constitution and have been slowly using it to eliminate our collective rights and rule. It seems that 0bama has simply jumped the gun and knocked a whole lot of us out of the trancelike state the electorate has been in for the past 100 years...

Anonymous said...

Impeachment,Constitutional convention,banning of
public sector unions,term limits,criminal investigation,and repeal are just an election away.This is our only hope for change you can
believe in.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

rickl- As we said in the original commentary (the next cartoon down- "Veil of a Party") other presidents have recognized Ramadan in the Whitehouse and it's not inappropriate to do so. But only Obama has carried this to whole new levels, praising Islam in a way that shows his disdain for other religions and the American way of life.

Anonymous said...

So now the president (Mr. Snippy) says he did not share his "private" feelings on the matter but was only stating what our laws require. Sorry, Obama. You can't fool us on this one. We KNOW what lurks in your dark, dark heart. And don't lecture ME about religious tolerance. I'm pretty tolerant of anyone who treats others as they would like to be treated themselves. It's time for people to start seeing footage again of planes striking the twin towers, the holes in the windows, the smoke and fire, the people jumping, the rolling smoke and dust, the fear in people's eyes, the plane parts scattered in a Pennsylvania field, the ruined Pentagon. Pick up a copy of Flight 93 and remind yourself of the scarifices made by brave passengers. A mosque 600 feet from Ground Zero is an ABOMINATION to all people harmed on that day. As is a sitting president of the United States who doesn't seem to "get" what the fuss is about.

Anonymous said...

Obama is a Muslin Traitor Period.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/08/13/obama-backs-mosque-near-ground-zero/