Thursday, October 31, 2013

Tricky Treat

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

As a special treat from Hope n' Change Cartoons, you can download a FREE copy of our ebook "Obama Sutra" ($2.99 value) from Amazon today! You don't need a Kindle device to read it - you can use any smartphone, tablet, or computer using the free Kindle Reader apps available at this link!


Be sure that the price shows at $0.00 before purchasing; sometimes Amazon takes a little while to adjust the price (the price is supposed to go to zero just after midnight PACIFIC TIME). The offer is good Halloween ONLY (and maybe a little while on Friday, but don't count on it). And you can find out more about Obama Sutra ("An Illustrated Guide to 57 States of Ecstasy") right here - it's the funniest political sex manual ever written (for adults only, but not as dirty as the deals we regularly get from the Obama Administration).

Enjoy your Halloween treat - and don't trust that mean Mr. Obama with your bag of candy!

 HALLOWEEN BONUS:

They prey on the living... Or at least, those who used to earn a living...

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29 comments:

pdwalker said...

As for her Insanity-ness, you could have left Pelosi as she was.

Pete (Detroit) said...

Funny, Harry Reid pretty much looks just the same...

TrickyRicky said...

You know, that image of Debbie Was-a-man Schultz gave me the serious heebie jeebies. She looks just like the babe Jack Torrance was making out with in room 237 of the Overlook Hotel.

Colby said...

Absolutely hilarious Dr. J! But why didn't you photoshop Lurch? I guess you don't need to mess with perfection, eh?

I've also just realized something; zombies would die of starvation in DC.

I loved it yesterday when Renee' Ellmers explained to that turd Sebelius that 32 year old single men didn't really need maternity insurance. Stilt's first cartoon nailed the ACA perfectly!! Bravo! I will be sending it to all my contacts, especially the ones who will be pissed off by it.

idahobob said...

"The Walking Dems"....good one, Stilt!

Bob
III

Sparky said...

The cartoons of our elected Twisted Sisters & Misters are GREAT Stilt! Spot on as always. I guess photoshopping the already living dread doesn't take much time. :) And thank you for the free download. Your cartoons are always such a treasure.

Happy Hallowe'en Y'all!

Bobo said...

Reminiscent of the deck of playing cards our troops used for identifying high value targets wanted in Iraq. (Hint: A full deck of America's most despised walking dems would perfectly complement the obama sutra book as a stocking stuffer.)

Bruce Bleu said...

I often wondered what Nancy Pegrossi looked like on the way home from her Beau Tocks date!

earloftaint.com said...

Boffo!! - particularly the Carney treatment, made me lol. Great job!

It's No Gouda said...

Bobo said...
Reminiscent of the deck of playing cards our troops used for identifying high value targets wanted in Iraq.
Only problem is they're all a few cards short of a "full deck".

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- I just came inside from putting my Halloween decorations in the front yard (and it's windy in Texas today). Seems like fewer and fewer people make the effort to decorate and interact with the kids who come trick-or-treating, but I'm a diehard.

By the way, in case anyone has had a problem recognizing our "Walking Dems" rogues gallery, here's a "who's who"...

TOP ROW
Barry, Biden, Bill Clinton, Carney
MIDDLE ROW
Hillary, Jarrett, Kerry, Michelle
BOTTOM ROW
Pelosi, Sebelius, Wasserman-Schulz, Reid

Bruce Bleu said...

Stilton,
Why do you think you needed to indicate who was whom. Oh... did you change them in some way? I couldn't tell the difference. Anyway, I figured out two days ago why Shrillery is so ugly... she's got CRONE'S disease!

WMD said...

Posting this kind of late on Thursday PM but those pictures remind me of that old B movie with Roddy Piper called "They Live" I think it was. He'd put on these special sunglasses and see that some people were actually aliens. The outer space kind. If I remember correctly. And I don't think there is a coincidence here. Doc, you nailed it again.

As far as the Unaffordable Tax Act goes, I don't think they should amend or delay anything. Follow the law as written! Maybe thats what it'll take for the neo-communists to wake up! But that won't happen. And by the 2016 election there'll be 70-80 million new communist voters. All demanding their free shit. Because it is their right.

And from what I read today the whole free health care fiasco was really just a way to register new voters for the comms. That's why the acorn assholes are all navigators.

Sorry 'bout the language. I'm just really aggravated with all the crap going on right now. I feel that now, more than ever, my country is lost. One party communist rule and all the third world shit that goes with it.

Don't get me wrong, I AM NOT giving up. But if I do go down, I'm going down swinging.

Colby said...

Six...
That's how many people "successfully" signed up for CrapWeaselCare on October first. Pretty damn impressive, eh? I mean, it took God that many days to create EVERYTHING! This is huge! We may as well all just give up and sign our commie club cards and sit at home waiting for obama to send us our free stuff. And if you think that number is impressive, by day three 248 people had signed up!!! WOW - HOLY CRAP!!! I guess obama, pelosi and reid were right all along. This program is wildly popular.

Oh, and I notice I used the "G" word above. I'm so sorry and sincerely apologise if I offended anybody.

Bruce Bleu said...

@Colby said...
I'm not in the least offended by you using the "G" word, however, I'm SURE lamont is because you didn't use the "A" word for "allah".
Also... "apologise"? Are you sure your name isn't "Wensleydale"

Pete (Detroit) said...

Gee, no Friday update, and no Johnny either... Hope everything's ok at the Jarlsberg household, and it's only a minor case of power loss, or some such!

PRY said...

Great stuff as usual on the best
page fighting for sanity in this country!

I think most of us are 'seasoned' enough to remember the Beatles and their stuff...well, here's a link to a short article you may enjoy that tells it like it is!

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2013/11/the_media_in_panic_that_obama_is_the_nowhere_man_sitting_in_his_nowhere_land.html



The revelations (nothing new to us )are way due...not getting my hopes up about anything (learned that the hard way), but THANK GOD a few folks even in the MSM have been forced to face the cold hard light of day concerning the 'obamadoesntcare' law, and the mindless lackies who were given the job to stick it to us!

Colby said...

@BruceBleu,
I'm pretty sure you know I was being facetious by apologiz(s)ing, but to make my position clear on this subject... I will never truly apologize for talking about God or using His name. I believe that every living person will one day stand before God and explain their actions, and wish to be on the right side of the isle, so to speak. I'm guessing you believe the same!

I had to look up Wensleydale. I hope the Brits make better cheese than their version of coffee (blech). I also use the spellings aluminium and colour (not on purpose though).

@Pete,
Yes, I too hope all is well with the fine doctor and his family. Perhaps it's nothing more than the ACA website crashed his entire computer!

@PRY,
I share your optimism and hope that many, many eyes will be opened (and subsequent votes cast for Americans next time). Should this also blow over as so many other of crap weasel's screw-ups, at least we got to enjoy the moment!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Bruce Bleu- I guess my naming effort was a little redundant. Today is the day after Halloween, and darned if all those people don't look just as bad as they did before.

@WMD- The Roddy Piper film was pretty much dumb as a box of rocks, but entirely entertaining (was that a John Carpenter film? I could look on IMDB, but that would be cheating).

Regarding Obamacare, I agree that NOTHING should be delayed: the Dems have already delivered what they meant for us to have (and which many voted for) - it's time to let them all reap the fruits of their labor.

And as far as using Healthcare.gov to sign up voters - can anyone REALLY claim that the website is easier to use than getting a free photo ID for voting?

@Colby- Oh, they CLAIM 6 people made it through the woodchipper, but I frankly don't believe even that high a number - unless those 6 were personally handheld by the sweating executives of the software companies who built this fiasco, and had programmers and hackers helping throughout the process.

Of course, not only are the numbers terrible, but you'd have to be a damn fool to get into the system at this point: the prices quoted aren't accurate, the information passed to insurance companies is screwed up, and your personal information is pretty much spread out on a buffet table for identity thieves.

On a side note, I don't think anyone here is offended by the word "God." And we should all be glad that He didn't contract out the creation of the universe to political cronies.

@Bruce Bleu- British spelling is always welcome here. Although I do twitch a bit when someone refers to a lightweight metal as "al-you-min-ium." (Which sounds like a terror organization. Or organisation.)

@Pete(Detroit)- I didn't post to Hope n' Change because I did such a large effort for Thursday. As far as Johnny, I hadn't checked yet - that's simply a snafu and by the time you read this, there should be a cartoon there. Oops!

@PRY- MAN, is that song appropriate for Barry!

@Colby- Ha! I called you out on aluminium even before reading your comment!

JustaJeepGuy said...

@Colby, did Ms. Sebelius tell Renee that the 32-year-old single men NEED to have maternity insurance in order to pay for the welfare queen baby factories who can't/won't pay for their own maternity bills? Because you KNOW that's why the requirement is there. If it were possible to eliminate the requirement for 32-year-old single men, surely it would be possible or 60-year-old single men (like, say, ME) to avoid that requirement. Like THAT'S going to happen, right?

JustaJeepGuy said...

I want to burn my keyboard. The "f" key frequently doesn't work.... That should be "For 60-year-old single men..."

Pete (Detroit) said...

Glad to hear that there was no thing at the House of Cheese, and yay Johnny!

Colby said...

Jeep guy,
I'm a year older than you, and after thinking about it for a bit, we should be thankful we have maternity coverage as many times as we've been screwed by Frankenbama and his army of Igor's. One of us is bound to get pregnant eventually.

Stilton,
What Pete said!

Bruce Bleu said...

Stilton,
The thing that bugs me the most about the English is the way they pronounce Jaguar... "Jag-e-wahr" is just too much for my accuracy threshold. It's the same for me as those who say "Jag-wire".

Grumpy Curmudgeon said...

@Stilton: I think the '6' they are referring to were the 6 left in the test data base, you know, Mickey Mouse, etc.

PRY said...

They really did need to pass the aca to know what's in it...and I find something new every day....for instance: women between about 30 or older(as well as men!) must have and pay for maternity benefits, while younger women, who will have the most kids...do not! Pretty sure the children of Allah are exempt also!

Bruce Bleu said...

It just occurred to me that they "passed" the bill, and now they've found out what was IN it... PIECES OF CORN!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

@Bruce Bleu
Actually, this pretty well sums it up.
"Remember when Nancy Pelosi said, "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it"?

A physician called a radio show and said "That's the definition of a stool sample"!

Ogrrre said...

Although it took the little girl 2 hours to realize Ear Leader stole her candy, she is infinitely quicker on the uptake than the 51% of voters who voted for the Commie in Chief.