Monday, February 17, 2014
Today is President's Day - a day for us to celebrate the births of two great American Presidents, and to mourn the fact that we're currently stuck with a miserable little weasel turd who is pretending to be king while systematically dismantling our country.
Barack Hussein Obama (tantalizingly known to his many radical Islamic relatives in Africa as "Our American Cousin") is solemnly observing this historic occasion by wrapping up a three day golf holiday "with the boys" while his wife and daughters take yet another vacation on the slopes of Aspen...no doubt thinking about how much fun George Washington could have had at Valley Forge if he'd only had the foresight to pack skis.
For the rest of us, the day largely boils down to two things: no mail and President's Day sales.
Which, when you think about it, rather perfectly symbolizes the current officeholder: a lack of government services and, thanks to his "if you like your health insurance you can keep it" promise, the biggest and sleaziest sales job in our nation's history.