Monday, June 16, 2014

Four Flusher

Readers- It's been a busy week since Hope n' Change took a little time off, and an awful lot of excrement has hit the fan in a highly kinetic fashion...

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Yes, Barry really claims that our nation's future depends on the kids in our country illegally, whom he calls the "Dream Kids." They're currently flooding across our border in record numbers in an apparently coordinated action (subject to risks of death, rape, and abduction along the way) - young pawns in a political game which seems to be orchestrated from Washington DC.

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Meanwhile, the situation in Iraq has gone straight to everyone knew it would from the moment Barry announced the date he was going to withdraw all troops (and failed to negotiate a "status of forces" agreement to maintain our gains on the ground).  The situation in Iraq was additionally destabilized thanks to Barry's abject failure to confront Syria over the (ahem) "red lined" use of chemical weapons on its citizenry.

Now, a desperate Iraq is turning to Iran for help...meaning that this president (and, oh yeah, the former Secretary of State who's currently pushing her "Hard Choices" book on the Home Shopping Network) has screwed up the entire Middle East about as thoroughly as possible.

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Speaking of screw-ups, the IRS is now telling Congressional investigators that they can't supply Lois Lerner's emails about targeted attacks on conservative groups because a computer crash wiped out two years of her email. Mind you, any technical expert will tell you that such computer emails should routinely be backed up elsewhere - and in fact, the government usually requires such a backup by law. Meaning it's very likely that those emails can't really have been wiped accident.

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And as the Middle East burns, Hope n' Change can't help but reflect on the many times B. Hussein has boasted that through his efforts Al Qaeda was all but destroyed. Oops!

On a happier note, a lot of people in Washington (in both parties) were back-slapping each other over the presumptive death of the Tea Party - until Eric Cantor's primary election defeat reminded the old guard that we're still here and we're still pissed.

After an appalling week like this one,  only damn fools could be anything else.


REM1875 said...

Fresh snow! Fresh snow? Laughing, falling down, rolling, snow angels.
Damn how I love to be first on a blank page.

REM1875 said...

I'm pretty sure he will have to pardon the Ft.Hood shooter to distract us from last weeks headlines,but with his trusty, willing minions, henchmen (and women)in the media, I am somehow sure that he has fresh ways of slapping us in the face, kicking us in the cods, and putting a boot to our arse.
He can't be circumcised because there is just no end to this prick.

Grumpy Curmudgeon said...

Thoughts on the IRS 'smidgen': When you 'delete' a file, the 'ghost' remains on the drive - send the drive to the FBI - they can reconstruct it unless the file was shredded using a military grade destruction app, which a) shows will full intent and b)requires a bunch of time to shred, i.e., to shred an average Word doc, it takes about 10-15 minutes, again, will full intent - not that I think Eric the Unjust will ever act.

Iraq/Afghanistan, what can I say - I was involved in the draw down of forces in Vietnam - we fought a fighting withdrawal from 5th Marines and Hill 10 - the NVA's pace of attacks increased once it became obvious that we were pulling back towards DaNang, and they didn't have the convenience to being able to load an end date into their MS Project Manager software.

This maniac heading the ISIS was so radical that Sadaam's security had a watch on him, and we release him from an internment camp? He was quoted as saying "See you in New York" as he was leaving. He describes himself as the 'Son of Mohammed' and unless he is a couple of thousand years old, I don't think so....but then I'm not a megalomaniac, so...But one must remember that the present configuration of the Middle East was brought about by the British, drawing boundaries after WWII (one would think they would have learned after WWI)that did not take into consideration religious or tribal claims, now Iraq is partitioning along those traditional lines. ISIS has the beginning of the Caliphate and now a $B bankroll and modern US military equipment to raise all the havoc they want. At least this POS should send in airstrikes to take out the tanks, APC's, and Blackhawks - but Noooo, that would po his adoring lemmings.

It is my humble opinion that the Democratic party be place on the terrorist organization list, for no entity has done more damage to this country that these a**hats.

Grumpy Curmudgeon said...

In retro-thought (Is that a word?), this is beginning to resemble Joel Rosenburg's Ezekiel Option series of books based on the prophecies of Ezekiel. Can we say Gog and Magog?

FlyBoy said...

Not only is Barry letting in thousands of illegal kids, but now it's come to light that known gang members are also being welcomed, including the hyper-violent MS-13 mob.

TrickyRicky said...

Stilon, you picked a bad week to take off, and I picked a bad week to quit huffing 91 octane from Sinclair. Seriously, pissed off doesn't even begin to describe my abject horror, revulsion, and terror about how the state of the world in general, and our country in particular, has deteriorated so very quickly. Astounding. I simply cannot imagine how much damage this ghoul can inflict in another two and a half years. The alleged opposition party apparently has no inclination to do their duty. Don't even mention the treasonous fourth estate. Cripes, Gog and Magog indeed.

Judi King said...

I'll have to echo TrickyRicky's "horror". It just continues daily.

Geoff King said...

The flood of illegal future democrats crossing our border is well orchestrated by the left. These "children" , many of which are teenage gang members, are but the first wave. After showing us pictures of the one or two of them that are actually innocent young ones, our heartstrings will be tugged to the point that we will demand that the parents be granted amnesty as well. Anyone that believes these "children" spontaneously walked all the way through Mexico from Central America unmolested just to reach the great El Norte, also believes that the IRS does not backup a single computer file and therefore Lerner's emails, which quite probably would show that Øbastard himself was involved in the illegal targeting of conservative groups, simply and convieniently vaporized. At least Representative Steve Stockman of Texas put some humor into the situation by formally requesting copies of the emails from the NSA.

Jim Hlavac said...

If you recall -- I had said that there'd be plenty of new scandals coming up ... nooo - don't listen to me ... (ah, I know you all were just as excited as I was waiting for the next bunch:)

The FBI is so proud of its abilities to find data on a hard-drive that's been burned and flooded -- surely emails can be found from computers in placid offices. But the IRS probably has the ObamaCare website builders looking ... find a teen, you'll have emails.

The Sunni v Shiite civil war in Iraq goes back to the 11th Imam, Ali, son-in-law of ol' Mohammy himself, in like 780 AD (thereabouts, 'tis early AM) ... and about the only good idea Joe Biden ever had was to split up "Iraq" into three parts - a rock, in between, and a hard place: so the Kurds (rational, somewhat, not Arabs) can take the north, the Sunni the west and Shiite the east -- and Kurdistan might pry a few provinces from Syria, Iran and Turkey -- to take those three down a bit too. But if Iran takes over Iraq, those Shiite Farsi speaking Persians are going to have just as much fun with Sunni Arabic/Arabs as the rest of us. I say -- eh, let 'em have 'em. We don't get Iraqi oil -- China does ... oh well, let them deal with it. The problem with the Mideast is that the lines were put in the wrong places. They've been redrawn from time to time, now it's time again.

The economy contracted 1% last quarter -- all this other stuff has swallowed that. And my electric tax went up .0703% (sneaky b's.)

In some ways Opablum has the right idea with the drones. We're not going to "rebuild" Afghans ... they never were built in the first place ... but we can surely send in a fletcher of cruise missiles every so often to keep the arms dealers happy, yes? They get equipment -- blow it up. It's cheaper, saves good American lives, and keeps the rascals wondering 'bout the next rain-boom.

And on the rainbow front the Republican party is proposing "reparative therapy" on a certain group of citizens who have adamantly made clear -- ix-nay on the change-o -- it's a bit too thought control for our tastes .... so, it's unicorn chasing of the finest kind. And Republicans want to get rid of Pelosi, who lives among the adamants ... so, who you gonna' call?

But Chris Matthews has been cancelled -- and Chris Christie is dancing on the Fallon show -- where presidential runs are started ....

I'm writing a book on all this: Stalin Giggled -- coming soon.


Bruce Bleu said...

OK, maybe I need to re-assess lamont. Perhaps his birth circumstances are more like "fish-feces"... he's a "bass-turd"... (see what I did there?). It affords him the level of respect he and his parents deserve AND shows my appreciation regarding his contempt for MY Constitution!
And WHAT THE HELL does lamont think he's doing in this nation of LAWS? Why do we even HAVE a Constitution if a bass-turd despot can just DECREE whatever he wants? When is there going to be someone who will "fall on the 'racism' sword" and demand that this half-honky cease and desist using his WHITE HALF to get his own damned way, (cause we KNOW that his BLACK half would NEVER be so bold as to demand ANYTHING or be selfish and egoistical as a CRACKER would!). So NOW we have the "Trojan Piñata" full of niños de sueño (dream kids) to INVADE our country. And, they will have the same mindset they did in their own country, it's OK to screw the country because governments are corrupt, and they deserve to take from those who have more than they do, since the "haves" got what they have dishonestly. Remember, the TRUE immigrants that came here to get a chance for a better life had desires to leave the old behind and start over with the opportunity only available in America, the NEW ILLEGAL invaders just want to "get what they deserve" from a corrupt country with deeper pockets than the shit-hole they left!

Omar al Tikriti said...


Good Doktor! You have my favorite Hussein and Osama in one frame! Allah be praised, for sure! And like your "first lady" and indeed the whole of America, I love being corn-holed by both of these "husseins".

It is a beautiful morning, indeed. Play that funky music, white boy.

Or Mariachi. ISIS dances to that too. We too are worldly "dreamers".

St. John the Reconn said...

Yes, it does seem that Eric Cantor is bitter about the Tea party: “That suggestion that I should have been traded to the Taliban for Sgt. Bergdahl really is not a serious contribution to any public policy debate and frankly I don’t think that it reflects on the people who self-identify as Tea Partiers,” he said on ABC.

My, so sad, eh? Really, how awful that me-too RINOs actually face criticism. What do we taxpayers really think we are? Taxpayers? Voters? No, my friends, we are serfs.

And serf is up!

It is criminal what is going on with IRS scandal, changing subjects a little to quickly. I suspect Penny ate Lerner's emails - that would make more sense.

Let's face it folks, this is a borderline-criminal enterprise, our federal government including the immense bureaucracy and the moron bureaucrats manning it. They steal our money and laugh in our face. And the Cantor's in the world help them do it. Of course, Pelosi/Reid/Oscumbag cheer him and his RINO-ilk on. If we don't like it, we can look forward to a chat with the IRS.

CenTexTim said...

@Jim Hlavac - re: "reparative therapy" ... there are times I'm not proud to be from Texas. This is one of them.

Regarding the flood of illegal children, that is due in large part to 'confusion' on the part of the illegals.

With no place to put them all, families increasingly are being released with orders to appear in far-flung immigration courts, spurring the belief among many they will be allowed to remain in the U.S.

That confusion would disappear if they would be immediately deported, rather than processed under the current catch-and-release policy.

As for all the rest of the scandals and crises, thank goodness barry took the weekend off to go play golf. Now he can return to the Oval Office refreshed and ready to resolve these problems as well as he's resolved all the ones in the past...

Anonymous 2.718 said...


Hey good point - nothing is actually deleted from a hard drive, just from the drive directory. And they use a RAID system for sure.

Geoff King said...

Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't all sent emails stored on the email provider's servers - not on the originating computer's hard drive?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- Fine comments above, but with so many different topics on the board today there's not really a good way for me to respond to each.

Even with the "humor dump" today, I couldn't get to all the topics that deserve comment: Barry claiming that man-made climate change deniers can be equated to those who think the moon is made of cheese, the ongoing discoveries about how effed up the VA medical system is, the contracting economy and more.

Seriously, the political scene is turning into the food fight from "Animal House" - except that it's not funny.

Gorbachev said...

You are much too correct, Doctor.

This "president" of yours - and those "democrats" and their, how you say, Rhino comrades - these are jokes, no? Remind me of communist apparatchiks with a Marx Brothers zeitgeist. Sort of a scatalogical intelligencia.

I have no idea what I just wrote ... but your country is doomed.

I ... may be able of help?

Whoa! Hlavac - Matthews cancelled?! I will have to look into that. Maybe there is hope? I have been out of country ...

Colby said...

Thanks, Dr. J for all the great bonus stuff after your well deserved week "off."

Children flooding the borders? If anybody believes this is just a bizarre random occurrence, "anybody" is totally ignorant. I'm not sure what sparked it, but you can bet your sweet bippy the spark originated at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

And does anybody doubt Iran is going to devour Iraq before O'Liar's term is up? What world powers have the means to stop them? Russia, China and the USA... that's about it.

Lois Lerner's emails are LOST?! Gasp! What a convenient untruth (thanks, AlGorhithm). The small company I work for has a database with every employee's emails dating back to the beginning of emails. Can the most powerful government in the world have technology THAT inferior to your average small business? A few of these lying bastards need to spend some time in Leavenworth; I'm betting that would help bring back some memories.... and emails.

Dodger Blues said...

RIP Tony Gwynn.

I also have to echo @TrickyRicky.

1:30 in the a.m. @REM1875?????

The flood of illegals is for one reason and one reason alone - more votes for the Dems. BTW, I read somewhere that countries like Honduras are promoting the transit of their people (kids) to the States.

Shi'ite v. Sunni. Girls just wanna have fun - they are just a bloodthirsty lot. As @Hlavac said, it goes back a bit. Religiosity knows no bounds.

Hey, isn't it the law that the Executive Branch has to hold on to their emails? I can't believe that this Executive Branch would break the law, do you?

Go Dodgers.

Geoff King said...

Damn. Almost noon here in Arizona and no new distracting scandal yet today. Evidently em-Barry-ass is not back from playing golf yet.

π said...

Mr. Colby in sizzling hot Arizona -

Here is your em-Barry-ass scandal for today:
( - Federal tax revenues continue to run at a record pace (in inflation-adjusted dollars) in fiscal 2014, as the federal government’s total receipts for the fiscal year closed May at an unprecedented $1,934,919,000,000, according to the Monthly Treasury Statement.

Despite record revenue, the federal government still ran a deficit of $436.382 billion in the first eight months of the fiscal year, which began on Oct. 1, 2013 and will end on Sept. 30, 2014.

Cheney's Magic Johnson said...

The religion of peace and love.

Cat Stevens aka Yusuf Islam said...

And if I ever lose my hands, lose my plough, lose my land,
Oh if I ever lose my hands, Oh if... I won't have to work no more.
And if I ever lose my eyes, if my colours all run dry,
Yes if I ever lose my eyes, Oh if... I won't have to cry no more.
And if I ever lose my legs, I won't moan, and I won't beg,
Yes if I ever lose my legs, Oh if... I won't have to walk no more.
And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south,
Yes if I ever lose my mouth, Oh if... I won't have to talk...

Wahoo said...

As if Barry's daily scandals aren't enough to gag a maggot, now the Mooch wants to run for senate. Senator Mooch. God save us all!

Grumpy Curmudgeon said...

@Wahoo: Don't know if that's sure thing - the liberal left wants her to run, but many time she has stated that she feels 'trapped' in the White House (though her history would prove she is on vacay more than she's there). That said, the Mooch couldn't exist without being on the public tax dole.

Colby said...

Jim Hvalac,
Matthews cancelled? Can it be? But… as much as I'd love it if the chicken-shit loudmouth got canned, I can't find anything about it, other than his weekend show being cancelled some time ago. Is PMSNBC powerful enough to keep it buried?

@Wahoo and Grumpy,
Sadly, if the Wookie ran for Senate somewhere like Illinois or Hawaii, she'd win a landslide without even campaigning. And since the Obama's are so keen to upstage the Clintons, I believe this is almost a given.

Geoff King said...

Here is an interesting video about the First Wookie:
Not sure how much I can believe of it, but the Ring/Index Finger evidence is something I never heard about before and am now looking closely at both men's and women's hands. It is holding true thus far.

Soros the Masterful said...

Wookie, I mean Moochelle, I mean ... dammit!

The ever bootyful Michelle running for office, Billary sitting in the "white" house, I mean ....


Just quoting Herr Doktor.

BTW, Doktor, the cartoons are great but that last one had me rolling on the floor. I know there is an acronym for that but I have no clue. I have people for that.

Anonymous said...

Not sure what to make of it but please keep an open mind, Mssr. Hlavac et al.

John the Econ said...

@Grumpy Curmudgeon, the IRS said that the mail is gone, so it's gone. Case done. Is this any surprise to anyone? This is merely confirmation of the kind of insolence that permeates this rouge bureaucracy.

And shame of Congress for tolerating this. If any other government agency had done this 8 years ago, there'd be calls for all kinds of action, including and not limited to abolishment. At the very least, there'd be calls for the FBI to be ordered to raid the IRS to confiscate their mail servers. Will never happen.

Remember, this is taking place under the "most transparent administration ever". Or at least, most transparently corrupt.

All this really says is that the IRS has either the worlds more incompetent IT department, or the world's most competent. And they all know there will be no repercussions. You decide.

Either way, I can easily imagine the giggles I'd hear from one of the enforcers if during an audit, I were to respond, "Sorry, but my computer crashed and all the evidence is gone. Are we done here?" I doubt the outcome of that exchange would not include some form of asset forfeiture or jail time.

It's all just another example of my argument that the real class war isn't about "rich vs. poor" but the beneficiaries of the megastate versus the non-compliant serfs.

But hey, there is good news out there. Hillary's book appears to be a dud. And she'd dodging big questions, like where she stands on the Keystone pipeline. Sorry Hillary, if you're really going to run for President, you're going to have to start standing for something sooner or later. Even Teflon Bill had to at least pretend to.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- Rather than post a comment of my own, I want to share this terrific editorial by Bret Stephens of the Wall Street Journal. He talks about the rapidly accelerating rate of Obama-related disasters, which is something I'm very aware of right now. It feels like things are spinning out of control.

St. John the Reconn said...

Utter BS.

Something for the little people from Wookie the Booty Queen.

Stilton - I wish I could read that link but alas I am too cheap to get an online subscription. But your point is well taken.
We must always remember Saul Alinsky, though - "Never let a crisis go to waste.", even those you create yourself. (Maybe that was Rahm but I have a hard time keeping them separated.) And after all, that is what "progressivism" is all about, as someone else has noted - making things progressively worse.

oldredleg said...

Is HeeHaw Braying Donkey Biden hiding in Latin America or on a recruiting trip?

oldredleg said...

Off topic a bit here,but with the Malaysian airliner missing for over 100 days now,is it possible that the U.S.,Russia or China with all of the super,ultra-secret spyware available to them all,that no one knows where this plane is? I'm not buying it IMO.

alpha=1/137, sorta said...


The Hubble Space Telescope is the closest thing we have to an open-source spy satellite - at least according to things I have read in open literature. But to make proper use of it, one has to be sure that it is pointing and looking in the right direction. No small job. The same would essentially be true of the Malaysian flight, particularly if it were miles under the ocean surface and the pingers have gone dead.

Now, if it were hiding somewhere, your point would be well taken. I find it hard to believe at this point that it could have safely (or unsafely) landed somewhere without detection by now.

I think it took two years to find Air France Flight 447.

REM1875 said...

Cat steven's (ali has been) song takes on frightening new implications when looked at through the muzzie lens. Never thought of the loss of these items to the muzzie official torturers and executioner.
And if I ever lose my head
I wont have to sign at all.

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Anonymous 2 said...

This just in, boys and girls!

IRS tells GOP committee: We’ve lost e-mails from six more employees involved in scandal.

Apparently also by computer crashes.

Do YOU smell cover-up?

This admin is totally Nixonian.

Eduardo de los Flácidos said...

Nero plays with his cojones.

You must hand it to your "president" - he has infinite ... um ... hubris, I believe the word is.

You people are so screwed. But, hey, look on the bright side. You could be living in Venezuela!

Anonymous said...

Goody, goody - they cometh.

Rameriz get's as usual - hilarious but sadly true.

Geoff King said...

Speaking of golf (well, I am now):
Michael Moore, in his movie Fahrenheit 9/11, ridiculed George W for playing golf while president. Bush played a total of 24 rounds of golf his entire time in office. Øbama, this last weekend, finished his 174th and 175th rounds as president and he still has a ways to go. That's enough to tee anyone off.

Eduardo de los Flácidos said...

Señor King

Did you see the amount at issue in El Gordo's ensuing divorce case? Truly a man for the little guy!

Ha! I crack myself up sometimes.

Your left-wing people, as in Venezuela, are two-faced hypocrites. Or is it three? You get the point.

REM1875 said...

Ahhh yes st.mikey is all for the little man
Apparently not much for the little women.
Hope her lawyers reduce mikey out of the 1%.