Friday, September 26, 2014
These days, creating satire is hard because the actual news is so ridiculous. Today's cartoon is a case in point. Eric Holder announced that he is resigning as Attorney General, but would serve until his replacement is found. So Hope n' Change thought "wouldn't it be funny to suggest that his replacement might be one of the few people on Earth who is even more of a race-baiting incompetent?!"
But no sooner had we finished the cartoon than we discovered that Al Sharpton is actually working with the White House to help select Holder's successor. An idea so staggeringly bad that it's almost impossible to come up with something worse.
Just kidding! There's already a worse idea floating around out there! After Holder steps down, there are rumors that Barack Obama will nominate him to fill a Supreme Court slot after the president decrees, by executive order, that Ruth Bader Ginsburg has actually been legally dead for years.
Not to overstate the case, but the thought of Eric Holder joining the Supreme Court is about as appealing as a freaking bake sale at Auschwitz. He is a genuinely despicable human being; a racist of the first order, a serial obstructor of justice (and Justice), and a slithering toady who has reached new lows in enabling the illegal and anti-American actions of a rogue president and his party.
Hope n' Change will be glad to see him go - but we'd be a lot happier seeing him go to jail.
Bonus Cartoon: FERG YOU, MR PRESIDENT
Speaking of race-baiting bastards, in his major address before the United Nations, Barack Hussein Obama went to pains (as usual) to proclaim that the United States isn't morally superior to any other country, no matter how backwards and brutal.
"In a summer marked by instability in the Middle East and Eastern Europe," professor Obama droned, "I know the world also took notice of the small American city of Ferguson, Missouri – where a young man was killed, and a community was divided. So yes, we have our own racial and ethnic tensions."
Racial and ethnic tensions unendingly stoked by Obama, Holder, Sharpton and many others for their own political and personal benefit.
To date, there is no proof of police wrongdoing in Ferguson, let alone an epidemic of beheadings, rapes, and mass killings. There is no conceivable moral equivalency. And no excuse for this president's unending denigration of our nation.