Monday, December 1, 2014

Do You Have a Reservation?

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Speaking to an audience in Chicago (the Indian word for "corruption"), Barack Obama continued jamming his thumb into America's eye by declaring that the only people with any right to speak out against illegal immigration are Native Americans.

His clear implication is that everyone else is here illegally, the very concept of "borders" is meaningless, and immigration law is now null and void.

Of course, criminalizing citizenship wasn't enough for Barry, who also had to include his regular straw man argument that the amnesty debate isn't about whether or not to reward lawbreakers, but whether or not America is teeming with white racists.

"Sometimes we get attached to our particular tribe," the war-painted president lectured while gnawing a piece of pemmican, "our particular race, our particular religion, and then we start treating other folks differently. That has been a bottleneck to how we think about immigration."

Well, no, actually it hasn't. And the only bottleneck we're familiar with is the one going to our lips all too frequently when we think about the two trillion taxpayer dollars expected to be spent on just the first wave of Obama's amnestied illegals.

Still, as long as Barry has brought up Native Americans, maybe he'd actually like to follow through and do something for them, since the (ahem) "Obama recovery" has done less for them than any other group. Then again, maybe the Great Half-White Father is just speaking with a forked tongue again.


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Geoff King said...

Naturally Ønancypants would bring up Native Americans to further cause racial division in our country. Unfortunately for his point of view, recent DNA evidence suggests that many of their ancesters originated in Europe, not Asia as previously thought:
This means that the only races that one could argue do not belong here are the non-white ones.

Popular Front said...

Excuse me? You mean my ancestors who sailed from Bristol to Virginia in the mid-17th century aren't true Americans? Says Obamayomama? A half breed blowin from fuq knows where? Indonesia? Kenya? Hawaii? (book 'im Danno)
As we say Down Here in Australia - put up, or shut up fuqo. My people have a long history and we don't want or need an empty suit to tell us who we (they) are.

Judi King said...

Even the native Americans came from somewhere originally. They aren't the ones who built this great nation our chief is trying to destroy. If anyone is an illegal alien, he is. We don't even know where he was born.

Fred Ciampi said...

He's really gone over the top (of the wall) with this one now. That illogical argument can be taken to the next level by the fact that "Native Americans" came over from Asia oh so long ago. And there's even some scientific data that supports that some Europeans even came over in rickety boats during the great immigration from the (near) east. The continents that we now call North and South America had no humans when the rest did.

Rod said...

So at least SOME GROUP in this nation has a right to say they don't want more immigrants?"

Well that's quite an admission. At least there's a small bit of sanity remaining in this nutcake; but it's steadily declining.

We have processes to determine how such things are decided, and it's not by him alone. Hey 2015 Congress! Get to work.

This undocumented immigrant should be moved to The Home back in Chicago before he does this nation any more harm. Kenya or Indonesia would be better.

CenTexTim said...

"That has been a bottleneck to how we think about immigration."

What do you mean 'we,' half-white man?

John the Econ said...

Well, considering that by the President's own standard, the Econ family is far more "Native American" than he is, I really don't understand why I should give a $#@! about his opinion on immigration.

Who I really feel sorry for are the legal and want-to-be citizens who did or are attempting to become citizens the legal way. (I know many personally) The obscenity of the President's plan is that it kicks these people squarely in the teeth. You only get the benefits of his plan if you came into this country illegally! If you came or are trying to come here legally, there's absolutely nothing in this for you. In fact, you only get pushed further back in the line!

So once again, just like with their economics, we have Progressive policy that is incentivizing illegal behavior, and punishing legal behavior. Even Native Americans should be pissed off at this.

And yes, I am "attached to our particular tribe", which is "American". My tribe believes in rule-of-law and people acting together out of mutual interest, and not simple coercion.

Yes, @Geoff King, this is just another effort at dividing and weakening America. The sad part is that people are still falling for it.

JIm Hlavac said...

anyone born in the legally constituted United States of America is a Native American -- so if we excluded the 45 million legal immigrants, and the 20 (+/-) illegal immigrants - and the 3 million Indigenous people born on non-American tribal reservations -- that leaves oh, 260,000,000 or so Native Americans ... for it is absurd to celebrate one's pre-Amerigo Vespucci heritage by adopting his name and the Latin Verb "to be born in" -- or Native American -- as your claim to fame.

Perhaps the indigenous people should quite the Native American nonsense....

Meanwhile, if all Mexico and Central America wish to come here -- as I've said -- it's time for Manifest Destiny to the Canal Zone -- or we shall have some vast empty national parks to the south of us once they all get here.

CenTexTim said...

Does this mean that the only NFL team with any right to speak out is the Washington Redskins...?

Geoff King said...

Of course there is the actual meaning of the word misused by Øbobo:


a person born in a specified place or associated with a place by birth, whether subsequently resident there or not.
"a native of Montreal"
a local inhabitant.
"New York in the summer was too hot even for the natives"
synonyms: inhabitant, resident, local.

adjective: native
associated with the country, region, or circumstances of a person's birth.
"he's a native New Yorker"
synonyms: mother, vernacular, first
"her native tongue"
(of a plant or animal) of indigenous origin or growth.
"these plants are native to North America"
synonyms: domestic, homegrown, homemade, local; indigenous
"native produce"

By definition, I know I am a "Native American". However, I question whether Øbimbo is.


Actually I am pretty certain that "native Americans" were among the first illegal immigrants according to what I remember from history in grade school............

JustaJeepGuy said...

Even if Barack Hussein IS a "native American", he still ISN'T a NATURAL-BORN CITIZEN!! That's someone born in this country, BOTH of whose parents are citizens. Barack Hussein Sr. was never an American citizen, so Barack Hussein Jr. is NOT a natural-born citizen, and so he is STILL ineligible to be president. This is part of why I so loathe the Demo_Rats...

REM1875 said...

Hey obie 'boot licker' kenyanobie, the farce is with you.You'd better pray your empire doesn't stike back -at you!
james brown, travon -'I'm your foadder'
hey kenyanobie, that lizard thing following you making your lips move, the valjar, isn't she poisonous?
And your wookie looks like she adds a lot of weight to the 'millinial chicken'
I see from house leadership and the cbc that you have a fine collection of strange alien life forms but haven't you yet run into any intelligent life forms? You really should try looking somewhere beside the left side of the universe.

barefootlad said...

If we were to accept the President's premise, maybe we should take it a step further and ask them how they think it worked out for them when so may "illegals" were allowed/welcomed into their country.

Macker said...

Come January 3rd, 2015, the sparks will really let loose!

Bruce Bleu said...

Y'know... when you THINK about it, every last one of we humans are "immigrants" on this continent, so the bulk of us have to go "back" to Europe, 12% need to go back to africa, and the "native Americans" need to go BACK to Asia, so all that's left are Prebles Jumping mice and Ursus Americanus. lamont can go back to "'dorkest' africa" to be with "his people" and magilla can go back to whatever the hell planet Wookiees come from! (I think it's "Kashyyyk".)

David in SoCal said...

Scoreboard from Oletemallin's Nov. 20 verbal crap spreading:
460 Tooth Whistles.
26 I's, I'm's. and I'll's.
0 Me's or my's.
0 let me be clear's
0 Make no mistakes.

When asked about 'Obetheone Kenyobi; Darth Vader said: "The Socialism is strong with this one".

PRY said...

A great nickname for "O" would be 'The Great Divider'!