|Apparently "spontaneous" is better in a candidate than in an alleged demonstration.|
And the good news for the comedy-starved is that Hillary Clinton's handlers (not a job you want to do without thick gloves and a stiff drink, by the way) have announced that she's now going to be funnier and more spontaneous on the campaign trail!
As an example of the kind of wild, rib-tickling, side-splitting laugh lines soon to be unleashed from Mrs Clinton's arsenal, her staffers cited a recent riposte about her hairdo: "The hair is real. The color isn't." Bwah-ha-ha! As her dear friend Ambassador Chris Stevens would say, "Stop! You're killing me!"
As far as spontaneity goes, we assume this means that the former Secretary of State will try to be slightly less obvious about robotically repeating the exactly memorized lines scripted to keep her out of the hoosegow. Where she once stammered, "I never sent...or received...any...material...by email... which was...marked...classified... at the time," she'll now spontaneously declare, "I'm pleading the 5th Amendment" and cue her traveling drummer to play a rimshot as she wiggles a straw hat in the air and tapdances out of view.
Frankly, Hope n' Change welcomes Mrs. Clinton's transformation from old villain to vaudevillian and we suggest that she make a recording of her new stand-up act to put online for her avid followers.
After all, who knows better than she does how inspiring a Youtube video can be.
|Try the veal and don't forget to tip your servers. Or at least wipe them.|