On Thursday, Barack Obama made an historic visit to the El Reno (Spanish for "Big Janet") prison in Oklahoma as a followup to his recent speech to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, in which he told the assembled colored people that he was going to make bold new efforts to reform the prison system so that it would work better for, well, colored people.
"In too many places, black boys and black men, and Latino boys and Latino men, experience being treated different under the law," said the president. And "while the people in our prisons have made some mistakes - and sometimes big mistakes - they are also Americans." (Believe it or not, this statement actually got a standing ovation.)
Of course, the prisoners being held by Iran are also Americans but they're not black. Nor did they make the same drug-related "mistakes" that Mr. Obama enthusiastically made in his youth. So, in the president's words to soon-to-be-audited newsman Major Garrett, "screw 'em."
In his speech, the president remarkably described criminal behavior as being normal for black and brown males. "What is normal is teenagers doing stupid things," said Mr. Choom. "What is normal is young people who make mistakes." But locking them up? "It's not normal."
Besides opening the cell doors a lot sooner and devoting a lot more money to education and support of sufficiently colored incarcerees, the president also wants to make sure that the prisoners will regain their right to vote.
Because apparently, in the president's view, what America needs most right now is the wisdom and guidance of more anti-social, assuredly-Democrat voters who are prone to doing stupid things and making big mistakes.
Prison Reform: A Holistic Approach
BONUS: I Gut You, Babe
This story is so heartbreakingly appalling that we don't want to dwell on it, but we can't let it pass without comment.
Speaking to actors (who had a hidden camera) pretending to be buyers of biological materials, Planned Parenthood Senior Director of Medical Services, Dr. Deborah Nucatola, happily munchy-wunched a salad while describing the best ways to dismember the unborn while they're alive so that their tiny, still-fresh organs can be retrieved undamaged for sale.
"We’ve been very good at getting lung, heart, liver, because we know that (there is financial value), so I’m not going to crush that part," said Nucatola while ripping into a forkful of kale with her gleaming fangs. “I’m going to basically crush below, I’m going to crush above and I’m going to see if I can get it all intact.”
Nucatola then bragged of doing eight abortions the previous day, including "a 17-weeker" who got top priority because the child was most likely "to yield what we needed" for a lucrative (and illegal) sale of organs.
Perhaps the one upside to Barack Obama's plan to clear non-violent drug offenders out of prison is that it will leave more jail cells available for anti-life, feticidal monsters like Dr. Nucatola and the other organ harvesters of Planned Parenthood.
BREAKING NEWS - TERROR IN CHATTANOOGA
As we write this, the story is breaking of the murders of 4 marines (and others wounded) by a suspected gunman (now dead as an effing doornail) named Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez.
Our hearts go out to the victims of this shocking and unspeakable evil, as well as to their families, friends, and co-workers.
And we look forward to hearing Barack Hussein Obama give an impassioned eulogy for the dead in which he calls for the nationwide confiscation of any symbolic images or materials (presumably not including confederate flags) which may have influenced Muhammad Abdulazeez, no matter how remotely, to go on a terroristic killing spree.