|Also in the news, the FBI versus Apple. Coincidence? We think not.|
That's right - the unholy mess that is Washington can trace its tangled and deceitful roots all the way back to the Garden of Eden and a wanton indiscretion with a Winesap. But if we accept the premise that hopelessly convoluted bureaucracy, wild overspending, inept foreign policy, divisive rhetoric, and crony capitalism are all due to original sin, then solving these problems is clearly out of human hands and calls for divine intervention.
Which, in fact, is what Barry thinks he's been doing in God-like fashion for the past seven years. Although in fairness, anyone who spent 20 years in Jeremiah Wright's spittle-flying America-hating church is going to come out pretty hazy on both theology and scripture.
During the same interview, the Reverend Obama declared that there would be no political interference with the investigation into Hillary Clinton's screamingly obvious violations of every conceivable American security policy and general criminality (seemingly unaware of the blatant politicization inherent in his presidential declaration that she's done nothing wrong).
“I guarantee that there is no political influence in any investigation conducted by the Justice Department, or the FBI," Barry said while trying his best not to snort-laugh. "Not just in this case, but in any case. Full stop. Period. Guaranteed. Full stop."
Which is pretty much the same guarantee he made after previously saying "...and if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor!"
The lying snake.