As the latest case in point, when explaining her private email server to the FBI, Hillary claimed that former Secretary of State Colin Powell told her at a party that she should use a private server, said that he used private email while in office, and it made everything better in every way!
In other words, Hillary was telling the FBI that if they had problems with her email server, they also had problems with a black person. And that's racist!
Or would be if there was an iota of truth to Mrs. Clinton's tale - but according to the none-too-pleased Colin Powell, there isn't. While he did use private email for some non-critical correspondence as Secretary of State, he never had a private server - and never used anything but the official State Department servers for classified materials.
Moreover, he says he has no recollection whatsoever of talking about email systems to Hillary at that party, but does recall that "she was using it (her personal email server) for a year before I sent her a memo telling her what I did [during my term]." He also says of the current scandal that "her people have been trying to pin it on me." Wow! Where are Black Lives Matter when we really need them?
Theoretically, giving false testimony to the FBI constitutes a felony. Unfortunately, neither felonies nor the FBI hold any terror for the Democratic presidential candidate because she apparently has lurid blackmail photos of James Comey diddling roadkill or, perhaps, Loretta Lynch.
Then again, maybe all of this is just a huge misunderstanding. Maybe when the FBI asked her where she got the cockeyed idea for the private email server, they only thought she said Colin Powell when she actually muttered that the idea was pulled out of her "colon...bowel."
Considering her gift for lying her ass off, at least that would have been believable.
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