Conspiracy Theorists

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The President has taken to the airwaves to accuse the GOP of hatching a conspiracy to oppose the government takeover of the healthcare industry in order to make him look bad. This is ridiculous for two reasons: the first is that there's a Democratic super-majority capable of passing bills without GOP help, so the real problems are clearly within the president's own party. The second reason is that it doesn't take a conspiracy from anyone to make this president look bad.

Many Happy Returns

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Plans have finally been made to lay Michael Jackson's body to rest on his 51st birthday, following a hectic summer schedule of autopsies, viewings, and inquests.

But surely nobody could be as selfish and greedy as our little gopher friend, wanting to use someone else's misfortune as a way to get free dessert. Right? Right...?


"We want pie! We want pie!"

Old Dogs, New Tricks

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AARP, a group which supposedly represents the interests of older Americans, has been one of the largest and most vocal supporters of Obamacare - which includes provisions for denying care to the old, and billions of dollars in funding reduction for Medicare.

Older Americans are expressing their anger by quitting AARP and giving up their senior discounts, rather than supporting a liberal organization that discounts seniors.

Bonus: Senior citizen's motivational poster from the Hope n' Change gift shoppe!

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