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Thanks to rising unemployment numbers, many people have excess time on their hands to write Christmas letters detailing the many ways that Obama's "Hope & Change" has touched their lives over the past year. If you're like most people, that could make for some really depressing reading for your friends and family members. So if you're searching for a bit of "happy news" to put in your newsletter, we suggest you include the web address for Hope n' Change Cartoons, and invite others to share the fun! After all...
http://HopeNChangeCartoons.blogspot.com
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Despite the Climategate Scandal, which has obliterated the scientific argument for manmade global warming, Barack Obama and other world leaders at the Copenhagen Climate Summit are plowing ahead with their "anti-industrial revolution" which will further cripple our economy.
Meanwhile on the home front, the EPA has declared CO2 to be a poison gas so incredibly dangerous that the government must now take control of everything that produces CO2...including your home, your car, and any family members or pets who breathe. The Government also plans to round up all carbonated beverages and imprison them at Guantanamo Bay until they can be safely buried in salt mines far beneath the surface of the Earth.
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Officials with the Transportation Security Administration posted an airport security screening manual online, with all of our (formerly) top secret security vulnerabilities clearly visible - making it a virtual "Terrorism for Dummies" manual for anyone who wants to easily get through airport security with their bombs or other weapons.
Potential terrorists now know that small gauge wires won't pick up in X-rays, that wheelchairs and orthopedic shoes won't be inspected, and that travelers from certain countries get extra screening (so prior to a terror mission, you should fly from an "approved" country). As a special bonus, the manual also includes samples of identification for Federal Air Marshals, police, and the CIA...making it easy for anyone with Photoshop and a laminator to make a fake ID.Aren't you glad that the government will never be in charge of keeping all of your financial and medical information confidential? Oh wait...
