Thursday, August 6, 2009


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So it's come to this. An office in the Whitehouse set up specifically so people can turn in their friends and neighbors who are suspected of thoughtcrime against Obama (and if you don't know what "thoughtcrime" is, go read "1984" right now, before it disappears from the shelves!)

Who is being paid to read these emails, and by what authority? Once the names are collected...what next? Audits? Threats? A burlap bag over the head? Or maybe just a note in your "permanent record" about how much healthcare you should or shouldn't get...

Keep in mind that this is the President who praised the run-up to the Iranian "election" for its "robust debate." Is that what you're trying to encourage with this program, Mr President? "Robust debate?" And will you follow the Iranian model for silencing critics who "could have calibrated their words better?"

And say, what about that catchy address: "Flag@Whitehouse.Gov" Flag? FLAG?! If this isn't the most obscene defilement of the flag in our history, I don't know what is.

Meanwhile, it's safe to assume that people will have a lot of mischievous fun with that address; not just reporting suspected conservatives, but also cranky neighbors, ex-spouses, schoolteachers, your a**hole boss, the person who turned you down for a date...the list goes on and on. Why not just address the mail to ScrewAnyoneYouWant@Whitehouse.Gov?

BONUS #1: Free poster from the Hope n' Change Gift Shoppe

BONUS #2: Official video showing what you're ordered to do if you see a suspected conservative!


Suzy said...

Everyone in America should just go ahead and email themselves in.

They can't arrest 51% of the country, can they?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Suzy, well if they DO arrest 51% of the country, it will provide new jobs for the other 49%!

Philip said...

That's right, Stilt.

Philip said...

Bammy : "I don't want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess"

Hope and Change !

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

To help ensure that Obama's opposition doesn't do "too much talking," it now seems that the Dems are packing meetings with union members who either shout down or beat down people expressing their concerns.

And will these union members enjoy Obamacare? We'll never know - because the healthcare bills specifically give more favorable treatment to the union members than to the rest of the population.

pryorguy said...

Wow, you been whoopin up on Obama longer than I thought, Stilt!! here we are, 2 years later! how your following has grown! Congrats!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Pryorguy- What's amazing is that I could have used the same cartoon, two years later, with only a couple of minor word changes. Barry continues to do exactly what he wants to do, whether it's ever worked or not.