Monday, April 15, 2013
Happy April 15th, everyone! The day we must all cough up our "fair share" (at virtual gunpoint) to support the lifestyles of both the ruling class and the fast-growing "entitlement" class! The day we send off our hard-earned cash so the Obama administration can pay loan interest to the Chinese government with which to fund their growing military, or pass along a few tens of millions to the Muslim Brotherhood to strengthen the eternal ties of friendship between our two cultures.
Thanks to your tax dollars, the government will be able to increase your healthcare costs while decreasing your access to actual medicine. Covert surveillance of your email, Internet use, bank records, and cellphone conversations? You've already paid for it! And who doesn't feel great about knowing that just a little bit of every dollar you earn will help go to slaughter the unborn or, perhaps, recently born?
Your tax dollars also help make the newest "undocumented Americans" feel right at home - in fact, it gives them homes, food, medical care, and walking around money!
And never let it be said that America takes a back seat to any nation when it comes to luxury vacations, perks, and retirement plans for our political royalty.
It's all thanks to you, Mr and Mrs Evil Rich American Taxpayer! So enjoy your big day - because tomorrow, Barack Obama will go back to calling for your destruction.