Borrowing someone else's joke, politicians are like diapers - both need to be changed frequently, and for the same reason. Especially our Pampered (but constantly leaking!) president.
And speaking of politicians who are literally a pantload, New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner is back in the news thanks to revelations that after resigning from Congress in disgrace for tweeting pictures of his tallywhacker to multiple women, he kept on doing it - sending out fresh photos of Weiner Junior while using the preposterous code name "Carlos Danger."
But Weiner's Muslim wife, Huma Abedin - a longtime advisor to Hillary Clinton - is still standing behind her man. Which, given his proclivities, is the safest place to be.
Bonus: Per John the Econ's posting in the comments section, now that Obama has fixed race relations in our country and foreign relations abroad, he is returning his "laser-like focus" to jobs and the economy. And then he's going to Martha's Vineyard to play golf.