Although Obamacare appears to be no closer to working this week, hope was raised Sunday for an eventual Obamacure.
Specifically, military veterans attending the "Million Vet March" in Washington DC removed the aptly-named "barrycades" preventing access to the World War II memorial, and piled them in front of the White House while chanting "Obama must go!"
Upon hearing which, Obama probably did go - right in his Huggies Pull-Ups.
Unfortunately, it may be too late for Obama to really go in time to avert economic disaster later this week. The president rejected GOP offers to raise the debt limit temporarily in return for serious talks about the budget, raising genuine questions about whether he actually wants America to default on her loan payments.
And why would he want that? Because chaos would work in his favor, allowing him to initiate "extraordinary measures" to control the populace while simultaneously making his "Wet Dreams From My Father" come true as the United States collapses into irrelevancy.
In 2010, the military considered giving medals for "courageous restraint" to soldiers who refrained from responding violently in the face of provocative enemy action. Hope n' Change thinks that medal should be awarded, with honor, to every veteran who peacefully protested this weekend at the White House.
BONUS CARTOON: Government Gives Away Free Straight Lines!
Yes, that's really the new slogan for Obamacare's entirely non-functional
"Health Insurance Marketplace" website. They may not have made getting
insurance any easier - but they've made it a breeze to write jokes.