Since we've all been taking it "in de pants" since Barack Obama took office,
Hope n' Change Cartoons is celebrating the 4th of July by giving away unlimited
FREE copies of "
OBAMA SUTRA - An Illustrated Guide to 57 States of Ecstasy!"
The ebook version is
FREE July 3rd, July 4th, and July 5th (but please make sure that Amazon is showing the price as free
before downloading), and is
guaranteed to bring fireworks into your bedroom...or at least make sparks shoot out of your ears. (Note: the print edition is not free, but is dirt cheap and stunningly beautiful - perfect for leaving out on your coffee table, or slipping into the bookcase of your least favorite liberal.)
OBAMA SUTRA was painstakingly authored and illustrated by your own Stilton Jarlsberg and is pretty much what you'd expect it to be from the title: a tongue-in-cheek parody of the 2000-year old
"Kama Sutra" sex manual, featuring 57 "passion positions" inspired by the words and deeds of Barack Hussein Obama.
Want to see the backbreaking gymnastics necessary to do the
"Fast and Furious?" How about
"Leading from Behind," "18 Holes," "The Fierce Urgency of Now," "Stimulus Package," and many, many more! And along with the
57 full-page illustrations (which are risque but not x-rated) you
also get a handy glossary of the 57 news stories which inspired the cartoons. A fact-filled treasury with which you can demolish any nattering liberal who worships King Barry!
Don't have a Kindle eReader? No problem! Just go here to
download a FREE Kindle reading app for your PC, Mac, iPhone, iPad, Smartphone, Blackberry, Android, or Teleprompter!
Please spread the word and tell your friends about this limited-time free download offer! There aren't any catches or gimmicks (other than your increased likelihood of being audited or having the NSA add yet another page to your file)...this is just our way of celebrating America's birthday and lighting some fireworks where they'll do the most good!
Download your FREE copy of "OBAMA SUTRA" right here or visit the
OBAMA SUTRA website to learn more and see spicy samples!
True Fact: OBAMA SUTRA was the book used for Barry's "Oaf of Office!"
