|Be on your guard, men. Sometimes the enemy waves.|
Specifically, he declared that "climate change constitutes a serious threat to global security - an immediate risk to our national security. And make no mistake, it will impact how our military defends our country. So we need to act and we need to act now."
As if this wasn't enough to get the graduating class glancing nervously at the skies, Obama said that failure to embrace liberal climate change orthodoxy amounted to negligence and dereliction of duty. He then linked the raping, murdering, kidnapping, slave-trading activities of pretty much every terrorist organization to the alleged reduction in the world's precious permafrost. Put another way, he's less concerned with ISIS at our doors than ices at our poles...
Okay, on that last point maybe a connection can be made between "weather" and terror.
BONUS: SEAL TEAM SEX
In the first release of information coming from the raid which killed Osama Bin Laden, US officials have revealed that besides emails and organizational information, they also recovered Osama's "extensive porn collection."
While we presume that Bin Laden's spank bank contained things like a well-worn DVD of "Deep Goat," authorities aren't releasing any details because of concerns about the "nature" of the porn. Which makes us wonder - why would they care to protect Osama's reputation? Or, might they be protecting someone else...
|Explains a lot, doesn't it?|
We now know that pretty much everyone in the Obama administration lied their asses off about what really happened in Benghazi. In memory of those who died there, we can't think of any "grilling" we'd enjoy more than that described above.