|Lucy is also boycotting "13 Hours" because "who can sit in a theater that long without peeing?!"|
Spike Lee, who we believe is famous for having recorded a comic version of "Cocktails for Two" in the 1940's to entertain the troops, is calling for black people nationwide to boycott the Oscar telecast in order to punish the evil white Hollywood plantation owners. And truly, what else other than racism can explain the Academy's abysmal failure to give a "Best Picture" nod to the epic film "Straight Out of Compton" which told the Horatio Alger-like tale of the rap group "N****rs With Attitude" and their many hit songs like "F**k the Police."
Alleged filmmaker Michael Moore is also joining the boycott which, incidentally, frees up an entire row of seats at the Oscar ceremony in case anyone still wants tickets to the country's biggest and most glamorous piece of televised potential terrorist-bait.
Highlighting the gravity of the Oscar Academy's unwillingness to cast votes for anyone other than honkies, crackers, Aryans, and albinos, even the normally taciturn Al Sharpton broke his legendary silence to demand an Oscar boycott and, time allowing, the burning down of a random business or two.
Frankly, Hope n' Change has a difficult time finding much sympathy for actors, actresses, or directors who are paid millions of dollars per project but still whine that they're victims of racism if they don't also get a gold statuette. But out of an abundance of good will, we're willing to agree with Spike Lee that the liberal tastemakers in Hollywood probably are racists who look down on the accomplishments and potential of blacks.
After all, why should they be different from any other liberals?
AND ALSO BARELY IN THE NEWS...
It was revealed yesterday that Hillary Clinton's unprotected, unauthorized private email server not only contained documents which were classified, secret, and top secret, but it also contained documents so far above top secret that even their name was previously kept top secret!
The documents refer to "Special Access Programs" which contain information so secret and so important that a security breach pretty much guarantees to raise untold hell on our national interests and intelligence agencies. Which might explain why, on the international stage, things have been going to hell for our national interests and intelligence agencies since Hillary threw protective protocol out the window in hopes of concealing her own shenanigans.
Of note, the "Special Access Programs" are also called SAPs in recognition of the people who still think Hillary will be prosecuted for her growing list of crimes.