Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Whitehouse Approved News

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At the same time the Whitehouse is attacking Fox News for an alleged lack of objectivity, outlets like MSNBC are giving airtime to Chris Matthews to fantasize about Rush Limbaugh being killed while "we'll be there to watch." Matthews is also well-known for claiming that all opposition to Obama's policies is racism, and that he gets unusual (but pleasurable) feelings in his pants when he hears the president speak.

While it would be easy to suggest that Matthews is a talentless, violence-inciting ideologue on a crap cable network that no one watches, Hope n' Change prefers to give him the benefit of the doubt. We assume that he must be suffering from a huge, rapidly growing brain tumor that will eventually cause his head to burst like a rotten, worm-filled pumpkin dropped from a tall building.

Which will, of course, be sad. Especially if we're not there to watch.


Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Suzy, legislation was just passed to add more "victims" to the definition of hate crimes. At this point, it seems more logical to just specify who it is okay to hate, persecute, or (according to hate crime law) kill...white conservative males.

It sounds ridiculous, but the logic is inescapable: when you define who cannot be "hated," you're simultaneously defining who can be hated. And is our country really better, stronger, or more unified by that sort of legislation?

Gabriel said...

Wow. This is heartbreaking.