Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Yule Log

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Noted holiday elf, Nancy Pelosi, has likened the impending healthcare bill to "a Christmas gift to the American people." Specifically, a gift that people don't want, which doesn't fit, purchased with their own money at an astronomically inflated price.

According to recent polls, only 37% of voters think the Democrats' bill will bring any improvement at all. Stunningly, another poll shows that 37% of people like fruitcake. Is the Democrat-fruitcake connection sheerly statistical coincidence? We think not! And we also think we know what that big, steaming platter is that's headed our way from Washington.


moronpolitics said...

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Joe said...

Seeing as the American people usually take time off on the Holidays, I say we do the most important thing we can do with that time:

Spend it with our families out on the front lawn of the Capitol campaigning to bring this bill down! Make sure those fat cats have to wade through a few million voter families before they can pass a bill that hurts them.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Moronpolitics- We're planning on buying our own "Angry Mobs R Us" franchise!

Joe- I think it's come to the point where we're going to have make our physical presence felt (in person, that is, and definitely non-violently) to make an impression on the anti-American left.