Saturday, March 1, 2014

Saturday Special Edition

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On Friday, B. Hussein put on his frowny face and warned Vladimir Putin that Russia's aggression in Ukraine was putting a damper on all the good will generated by the Sochi games, and further warned that if Russia didn't back off right away, there was a damn good chance that the United States might join in a coalition of nations and send harshly-worded tweets of condemnation.

Unsurprisingly, when Putin stopped laughing he immediately sent buttloads of troops into Ukraine. And speaking of buttloads...

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Hope n' Change thinks it's pretty safe to say that the conversation above really happened. And finally...

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In Barack Obama's unending quest to bring all Americans closer together, he announced an initiative called "My Brother's Keeper" which would funnel tax funds into helping only young black and hispanic males lift themselves up by their bootstraps, instead of lifting other people's wallets as they're presently doing. Or at least that's what Hope n' Change thinks after watching hundreds of episodes of COPS.

Of course, the "Brother's Keeper" program rather begs the question of how Barack Obama's own half-brother is doing. And the answer is: not great, because he's still living in an African slum and getting no help whatsoever from his fabulously wealthy half-brother, who just happens to be the most powerful man in the world - at least when he's not out of the White House and taking multi-million dollar vacations.

For now, Hope n' Change would like to encourage Mr. Obama to make use of the NSA's vast databases to do a little basic genealogy. If he finds any actual brothers (or sisters) we didn't know about who need help, we'll happily do so. If not, then he can STFU and start trying to serve all Americans regardless of race.


Grafton Cheddar said...

Ah, when the Muse strikes, well... you have to strike her back. Tweets of condemnation = what passes for morality today...

oldredleg said...

My God, just read some of the things that this POS says. God help us get through his non-presidency.

Sparky said...

You are profound as always Stilton! Your Muse is in rare form today.

@oldredleg ~ I heard PO(TU)S actually say that about the Happy Hour on the Fox News broadcast, during the Ukrainian struggle and thought that was appalling. It's his backhanded, inept, cowardly, low-life, scum sucking way of demeaning the Ukrainian people and their struggle for freedom. Thanks to him, the world is now a whole lot more dangerous.

TrickyRicky said...

He truly is the SCOAMF of all time. And by the way Stilton, you are so getting audited.

Fred Ciampi said...

Maybe o'boner should let Putin know that he does indeed have the mighty PEN and a PHONE as well. Then he should tell Val that he also has men with badges. Stinking badges at that!! That'll show Putin who's boss.

CenTexTim said...

Yawn ... who cares about stuff like that?

I wanna hear more about important things, like the Oscars tomorrow night, or Justin Bieber's birthday, or what Kim Kardashian is up to, or...

CenTexTim said...

On a serious note, check this out.

"A White House official emailed some reporters to say that President Obama's team met today to discuss the ongoing situation on Ukraine. It appears President Obama did not attend.

According to Time magazine's Zeke Miller, Obama skipped the meeting. "Obama did not attend the meeting, but WH official says he has been briefed by Susan Rice and his national security team," says Miller.

I guess there was a conflict between the National Security meeting and barry's tee time.

It's No Gouda said...

Oh swell, briefed by Susan Rice; that will be just swell given her past track record birefing the press on Benghazi.
Re cartoon #2 Does this mean we' have to start callin' Putin Vlad the Impaler? Ol' Vlad Dracul will be spinnin' in Transylvania.

FlyBoy said...

There is a very good reason why Putin refers to Barry as a "monkey with a hand grenade"...(Really)

Bruce Bleu said...

Maybe I just need to jettison the moniker "lamont" and call the racist bastard what his name is in Latin... "Dickweedus Incompetentus"
(for the uninitiated, it stands for "Fornicate Him And The Camel He Rode In On")

Unknown said...

In ALL foreign policy concerns if you find the right way, you'll catch BHO running the other way.. hard.

George in Houtx said...

when he was first elected, it was easy enough to say that he just made a mistake due to inexperience. HOWEVER, he now has sufficient track record to convince even the "true believers" (if they would but open their eyes) that this is ALL by plan. he said he wanted to "fundamentally change" this country and, in that respect, he did not lie!

Duke Mantee said...

Although this may be semantics, I find it hard to believe that you think Obama is “the most powerful man in the world.” Oh, he’s in the most powerful position in the world… however, he’s continually fails to make any achievements commensurate to that position.

Geoff King said...

Naturally Øbama is concerned over Russian intervention in Ukraine. His bosses George Soros, the EU, and the IMF orchestrated the entire "uprising". Now that they have ousted the democratically elected government, they will procede to set up a puppet regime and loot the country as they have done to countless others. As Ukraine also has the added benefit of being on Russia's doorstep, their goal of completely isolating that country for future acquisition is now one step closer. Unfortunately, it also puts the planet one step closer to WWIII.

Judi King said...

The Ukraine isn't the only problem globally and since the traitor in chief has seen fit to downgrade our military and has lost the US all credibility across the planet, our preparedness to defend ourselves and our allies with a strong military no longer applies so world war III seems inevitable.

Chuck Ef said...

And while we're at it, for all the talk about income inequality, what the heck are the rich lefties doing about it? Talking George Soros, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and so on. And they "giving back" their wealth to help "keep their bothers"? Naw - that income inequality thing is just for other folks. So is that "responsibility thing" - that's for other folk. Like Toure said:

What a joke ....

Bruce Bleu said...

Referring to what Chuck Ef said...

Being "your brother's keeper" doesn't really imply you've got to figure out how to ROB somebody to provide for "him".
I think it's altogether appropriate for all the democraps to have THEIR taxes raised (or "raided") to pay for all the "giveaways" proposed by their Führer! Notice that der Führer does NOT offer "opportunity" to the "disadvantaged", but Whiteys MONEY, which he can extort/embezzle because he can levy taxes/fines/surcharges at WILL! Then the left (in both parties) bitch about how HONKYS should pay the freight for those who won't work because their "race" was enslaved 150 years ago. Have a conversation with the Chinese who built the railroads, the Irish, Swedes, Italians, Mexicans, nearly EVERY group who PAID to come here and note that they were treated like crap TOO! Just because the blacks were either too lazy or STUPID to fight being taken as slaves, they deserve some type of BONUS?
The Conservatives should be made beneficiaries of the tax CUTS that are given by conservatives in office, and SCREW the lefties... raise their taxes even MORE! Soros, Gates and Buffet should have their wealth CONFISCATED so they won't have to be concerned how the "little guy" is getting shafted by the MAN!
If MY making of more than minimum wage is some kind of crime, then THEY deserve the "death penalty" to THEIR portfolio! Let them "eat gov't cheese"!

Sparky said...

I think this is what really happened in the supposed 90 minute phone call to Vlad-the-impaler Putin:

- The actual “Putin/Obama 90 minute phone call”:
O: …”Uh,uhhh….ok….uunnnn get Putin on the phone….”
(cell ring tone…….)
(cell ring tone…….)
(cell ring tone…….)
(cell ring tone…….)
(88 minutes later)
(cell ring tone…….click)
Putin: “….Zdrah-stvooy…who this izz?”
O : …Uhhh, oh, Vlad, hey, hows zit hangin’……unnn….hey….uhh….unn… listen….we gotta….unnn, we gotta talk here… unnn….you know…. about this Keiv thing….unnn….because….unnn….well… just can’t go around sending troops in and that sort of thing…..uhhhh…..its makin’ me look bad over here after….unnn….after Syria and you know how that went, and….and that Egypt spring shit and uhhh….troops…well any troops and there will be consequences…Ah mean….uhhh… know I’d have to respond…unnn….and….Ah don wanna uuuhhh…I’d…..uuhhh”
Putin : “….What you are saying?….You are threatening me?
O: Unnnn…..uhhh….Noooo… Noooo….nooo….not at all…Ahm jess, unnn…..we got to come up with some other way to do this, I mean troops on the ground, common Vlad…. my base is going apeshit over here…. yah gotta cut me some slack, uhhhh…..”
Putin : “….Nyet!” (click)
– call ends after 2 minutes.
- Total elapsed time, 90 minutes.
(WH puts out press release on “90 minute phone call with Putin”.

- Found at:

pfdr said...

Apparently the CIC forgot that brothers keeers idea was used in New Jack City, worked out well there also.

pfdr said...

Ooos, skipped the p in keepers, sorry

Anonymous said...

My Brother's Keeper...say wherre have I heard that phrase before?


Way to twist things around to fit your repugnant white male agenda.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Anonymous- I'm confused; with this program, Barack Obama is saying that Caucasians are NOT his "brothers." That's a pretty offensive interpretation of the Bible, wouldn't you say?

Anonymous said...

I am so tired of uninformed, implicitly racist people like the author of this cartoon.
Really? "Instead of picking instead of lifting other people's wallets as they're presently doing"?
You are upset about how this country is divided and white people are not being served by this particular program, but you are guilty of the same kind of thinking that encourages conflict between groups in the US.
Combing through this blog it has become apparent that it is just a continuation of the thinly-veiled racism and propaganda policies of Fox News and the like. Not to say that MSNBC and others are not guilty of the same kind of propaganda on the other spectrum, it is just disappointing finding another so-called independent blog be nothing more than drivel. If we want to make progress in any of policy that is supposed to reunite the country, you need to drop your racist, arrogant, "finger-in-ear" style of rhetoric.

Jeremy Lerbuk

When you've grown up enough to have a real conversation you can email me at

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Jeremy Lerbuk- I'm all for having a "real conversation," but won't send you private emails to do so. Let's converse right out here in the sunlight, okay Jeremy?

You accuse me of racism and blah, blah, blah. Well, let's look at that. The "at risk" young males "of color" whom Obama wants to give special privileges (and tax dollars) are statistically far more likely to be involved with criminal activity that any other demographic group. I don't think it's because they're black or brown, but rather I think it's because inner city schools aren't providing educations, inner city families are barely families anymore, the economy isn't providing jobs, and the welfare system is destroying family structure and discouraging job hunting - all of which has the worst impact on my (and your!) brothers of color.

Personally, I'd like to change these factors and help these kids - but until the hard Left is out of power, it will be impossible. The current plantation system is exactly what the Left wants, only the crop is now voters instead of cotton. And the consciences of Progressives are soothed by the inner belief that they are the good Massas.

You then accuse me of wrapping my thinly-veiled racism in "the Propaganda policies of Fox News and the like," without actually citing specifics or pointing out what I've gotten wrong factually.

Finally, having failed to build any real argument against either myself or my blog, you wrap things up by issuing a string of sophomoric insults and then telling me to grow up.

So I've got a couple of suggestions for you:

A) If you don't like this blog, then go be a troll somewhere else.

B) If you want to have a serious political conversation here, then act like a serious-minded adult. So far, you haven't.