Monday, February 23, 2015

Love Means Never Having To Say, Uh, Love

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Oddly enough, the question of whether or not Barack Hussein Obama "loves America" is still in the news, despite it being (as 97% of imaginary climatologists would say) settled science. The answer is no, he doesn't. Not even a smidgen.

As many pundits have pointed out, there are a lot of ways to express "love" for something or someone, but angrily demanding "fundamental transformation" isn't one of them...

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Technically, we don't know if he was proposing marriage or gender reassignment
Based on six years of evidence (and a long history before that), we feel pretty safe in saying that Barry doesn't love America, doesn't love its people, doesn't love its military, doesn't love its history, and doesn't love Christianity (even the America-loathing kind preached by Reverend Wright) or any other non-Islamic faith. 

But despite all this, love is alive and well in Washington DC and dancing in the pants of vice president Joe "I'd Follow You To The Gates of Hell To Nuzzle The Back of Your Neck" Biden.

We'd like to say that it's better than nothing. But it isn't.

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This happens every time she refers to "licking ISIS"


Fred Ciampi said...

In all of recorded history, Barracko Bamma is perhaps the truest, most bona fide example of 'biting the hand that feeds you'. And the same can be said of his lovely wife.

Geoff King said...

I had not seen the early photo of the Ă˜bamas before. If I did not already know who they are, I would have a difficult time determining the gender of either of them. Actually, I still have difficulty with that. I see no facial hair, breasts, masculine poses, or feminine hairstyles on either of them to give me a clue. The statue to the side also appears to be gender-neutral. If that is some sort of fertility god, it has failed miserably.

TrickyRicky said...

We all know it. Rudy had the huevos to say it. 'Nuff said.

Anonymous said...

What the heck are you talking about, Big Barry is often full of love.....Reggie.

Judi King said...

According to one poll, the majority agree with Mayor Guiliani. Even if that isn't true, he has the constitutional right to freedom of speech. What is more, the PC thought police can't stop what people are thinking even if they don't say it out loud. The liar-in-chief says all kinds of things, but his actions speak louder than words. A pathological liar will say whatever is needed for whatever situation.

Rod said...

Wow, the razor is sharp today Stilton. However, I'm so tired of hearing about this obvious SOB and his bitch, I'm still thinking about yesterday.

(1) > Remember when the Academy Awards had real class and was actually about good movies? It's become nothing but political correctness and victims. > When the nominations were announced there was a big fuss about blacks being snubbed. Well at least they made a big comeback by show-time. > Sean Penn's inside joke was indeed funny, but most of them were too shocked to realize it. > More ignore-the-real-issues thinking just could not bring them to recognize "American Sniper" any more than they did. The box office is doing that. > Must admit, Lady Gaga can sing.

(2) Daytona 500 was a good race but NASCAR is almost about to join pro-Football, pro-Basketball and big league Soccer in which interpretation of subjective rules by officials may determine the winner. I'm glad they let them race it on out in the last lap. > How concerned do we think a team may be about tool-throwing rules when they're trying to get a damaged car back in the race?

Sorry for changing the subject and this is a stretch, but IMO what's happening all over this nation is what put the SOB in office. And yes, thank you Rudy.

Bruce Bleu said...

All I've got to say is Biteme must be one cheap SOB. I know a guy who spent $37,000 for a Hummer, and Joe thinks he can get one for $20!?
Oh, and Geoff King...
lamont and magilla's favorite movie is "The Androgyny Strain", so I think they relish the angst it causes, (can't be sexist if you're neutral).

CenTexTim said...

Seen on a twitter feed somewhere (sorry, can't remember which one):

obama loves America like Michael Moore loves jogging.

Judi King said...

As for the photo of the androgynous couple.....I see no LOVE there if you judge by body language.

Anonymous said...

Obama is a sworn enemy of Western society in general. His end goal is to subjugate America under the ISIS caliphate. And he's working to undermine our free nation as fast as he can.

Shelly said...

It's pretty obvious the arrow hit its mark. The media wouldn't being going bat shit crazy if Rudy's remarks were not true.

John the Econ said...

I actually do feel bad for Obama in regards to his dysfunctional childhood. Who among us would have chosen his childhood over the ones we had? The situation he grew up in was hardly his fault. It was the fault of the toxic mix of libertine social mores later endorsed by mainstream feminism mixed with mindless Marxist entitlement. Barry was the collateral damage of other people's "choices". Who wouldn't be screwed up by that experience?

That today we all must become collateral damage of Barry's dysfunctional childhood is the real insanity. But that's not Barry's fault; it's the result of decades of dumbing-down society.

That said, I don't understand the deal with Biden, other than that he's just a sleazeball that gets to get away with it because he's a Democrat, and his is an accepted level of behavior for Democrats. Dan Quayle must just shake his head every time he picks up a paper.

And the left owes a massive debt of gratitude to Rudy Giuliani for becoming the total focus of media attention following Obama's embarrassing "terror summit". Instead of discussions regarding the vapid silliness of the "community organizers" in the administration and State Department and plans for midnight basketball to prevent future jihadists, we got endless pointless discussions about Obama's love of America, or lack of it. The Progressives would much prefer we waste time on that than the real issues of the moment.

Judi King said...

A lot of people grow up in dysfunctional homes, but we're given free will to choose our destinies and most don't become psychotic or, if they do, their psychopathy isn't inflicted on a whole nation because of PC BS.

REM1875 said...

Bingo Judi King 5 stars *****

PRY said...

It's plain to a blind man that Obama HATES everything about America, except the fact that his office makes him virtually untouchable!

And, don't you love the way he is doing some major can-kicking with all the issues until his time is up, and it is someone else's problem?!

The children of the corn are definitely running this country right now!

American Cowboy said...

After seeing the photo in John the Econ's comment link I must say that if I caught someone pawing my sister, mother, or wife were I married like Biteme is doing, it wouldn't matter one iota what his so-called title is; he would find himself face down on the floor with my boot planted firmly up his ass.

The actions he so often demonstrates is nothing if not disgusting.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Fred Ciampi- There's no question that, despite their incessant bitching, this country has been very good to the Obamas.

@Geoff King- I think if you look up "androgyny" online, you'll find that same picture. He looks fey, she looks butch. Not, of course, that there's anything wrong with that.

@TrickyRicky- I'm glad that SOMEone finally said it, though am sorry that it's such an easy topic for the Left to complain about. A lot of real stories are getting buried. Or Barryed.

@Japheaux- Wish I'd said that (grin).

@Judi King- I don't think anyone questions Rudy's right to say what he did - just the content. But you put your finger on the crux of the matter when you say "actions speak louder than words." The evidence that Barry dislikes this country is massive; the evidence that he loves it is nonexistent.

@Rod- Fine observations about the Oscars, I'm sure, but I didn't see the awards...and "American Sniper" was the first and only movie I've seen in a theater in the past three years. By the way, while I really liked "Sniper," I don't know if it deserved "Best Picture" because I haven't seen the other nominees - and the award is really for technical/artistic merit. Clearly, the ticket-buying public made its vote very clear.

And I'm afraid I didn't see the Daytona 500, either. I'm a Hoosier by birth, and so am more drawn to the Indy 500.

@Bruce Bleu- "The Androgyny Strain" sounds like an aneurysm someone would get while performing an unnatural act.

@CenTexTim- I love the Michael Moore line!

@Judi King- Yeah, that is a chilly damn picture. The two are so busy projecting "cool" that you could probably see your breath in the room.

@Anonymous- I'm not sure if it's Barry's goal to actually subjugate the U.S. to the new caliphate, or simply to cripple it while the caliphate grows. Either way, he's on the wrong team.

@Shelly- I wish that was the case, but I think we're mostly seeing mock outrage because it suits the Left to divert the conversation from real issues.

@John the Econ- I've opined here before that young Barry got a raw deal, and that his psyche must look like a smouldering battleground. He had very little chance of coming out well-balanced. Ironically, it's his anger and monomania that have allowed him to climb high enough to exact revenge on the whole world.

Regarding Biden, he seems like a genuinely pervy guy. I know politicians are supposed to press the flesh, but someone needs to tell Joe to restrict it to handshakes.

Finally, you're right about the distraction from Obama's stupid, failed "terror summit." The guy spent all of the first day lecturing the assembly about how terror has nothing to do with any religion - especially Islam. Then the second day of the summit was opened with a Muslim prayer. So is the fight against terror secular or isn't it?

@Judi King- There's probably a little craziness in every hugely successful person. Unfortunately, Barry has a lot of crazy.

@PRY- Yes, there's major can-kicking going on now. I just read that Barry is trying to give Iran a 10-year window to extend/delay (depending who you believe) their nuke program. And won't THAT make a nice gift for the next administration - assuming that Iran hasn't already nuked Israel and kicked off WWIII.

@American Cowboy- I think it would be very, um, instructive for Mr. Biden to have his behavior corrected in the manner you describe.

John the Econ said...

Did you catch John Kerry's "Plan for Countering Violent Extremism" last week? It's a textbook example of the left's naive delusions about civilization.

I love the end: "The 20th century was defined by the struggle to overcome depression, slavery, fascism and totalitarianism. Now it’s our turn."

Our turn for what? From day-1, this administration has been about nothing other than "depression, slavery, fascism and totalitarianism". 7 years after the meltdown, we're still "depressed". The middle class has become nothing other than more enslaved to both "the poor" and elite. And the guy with "the phone and a pen" has been the most fascist and totalitarian President in history. And it has a total contempt for the "rule of law".

IMHO, the reason the left doesn't get, and will never get what motivates the jihadists is because post-modernist leftists cannot conceive of anything bigger then themselves. They do not understand religion, faith, or God. In fact, they outright reject the notion. Since they cannot conceive of anything bigger than themselves (other than "the state", which is really only a an idealized projection of themselves) they are left to conclude that religiously motivated people are only suffering delusions that are coping mechanisms for the usual leftist bugaboos, like the lack of jobs, free health care, self-esteem, etc, etc.

What a joke.

John the Econ said...

Oh, and referring to last week's debate over "Who represents the real Islam?":

Saudi court gives death penalty to man who renounced his Muslim faith

These are the "moderate" Muslims.