Friday, July 17, 2015

Cell Phony

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On Thursday, Barack Obama made an historic visit to the El Reno (Spanish for "Big Janet") prison in Oklahoma as a followup to his recent speech to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, in which he told the assembled colored people that he was going to make bold new efforts to reform the prison system so that it would work better for, well, colored people.

"In too many places, black boys and black men, and Latino boys and Latino men, experience being treated different under the law," said the president.  And "while the people in our prisons have made some mistakes - and sometimes big mistakes - they are also Americans." (Believe it or not, this statement actually got a standing ovation.)

Of course, the prisoners being held by Iran are also Americans but they're not black. Nor did they make the same drug-related "mistakes" that Mr. Obama enthusiastically made in his youth.  So, in the president's words to soon-to-be-audited newsman Major Garrett, "screw 'em."

In his speech, the president remarkably described criminal behavior as being normal for black and brown males. "What is normal is teenagers doing stupid things," said Mr. Choom. "What is normal is young people who make mistakes." But locking them up? "It's not normal."

Besides opening the cell doors a lot sooner and devoting a lot more money to education and support of sufficiently colored incarcerees, the president also wants to make sure that the prisoners will regain their right to vote.

Because apparently, in the president's view, what America needs most right now is the wisdom and guidance of more anti-social, assuredly-Democrat voters who are prone to doing stupid things and making big mistakes.

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Prison Reform: A Holistic Approach

BONUS: I Gut You, Babe

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This story is so heartbreakingly appalling that we don't want to dwell on it, but we can't let it pass without comment.

Speaking to actors (who had a hidden camera) pretending to be buyers of biological materials, Planned Parenthood Senior Director of Medical Services, Dr. Deborah Nucatola, happily munchy-wunched a salad while describing the best ways to dismember the unborn while they're alive so that their tiny, still-fresh organs can be retrieved undamaged for sale.

"We’ve been very good at getting lung, heart, liver, because we know that (there is financial value), so I’m not going to crush that part," said Nucatola while ripping into a forkful of kale with her gleaming fangs.  “I’m going to basically crush below, I’m going to crush above and I’m going to see if I can get it all intact.”

Nucatola then bragged of doing eight abortions the previous day, including "a 17-weeker" who got top priority because the child was most likely "to yield what we needed" for a lucrative (and illegal) sale of organs.

Perhaps the one upside to Barack Obama's plan to clear non-violent drug offenders out of prison is that it will leave more jail cells available for anti-life, feticidal monsters like Dr. Nucatola and the other organ harvesters of Planned Parenthood.


As we write this, the story is breaking of the murders of 4 marines (and others wounded) by a suspected gunman (now dead as an effing doornail) named Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez.

Our hearts go out to the victims of this shocking and unspeakable evil, as well as to their families, friends, and co-workers.

And we look forward to hearing Barack Hussein Obama give an impassioned eulogy for the dead in which he calls for the nationwide confiscation of any symbolic images or materials (presumably not including confederate flags) which may have influenced Muhammad Abdulazeez, no matter how remotely, to go on a terroristic killing spree.


John the Econ said...

I'm actually surprised that a US Attorney jumped the gun and stated that authorities would be treating the shooting as an "act of domestic terrorism" as opposed to the usual "Gun-inspired workplace violence". No doubt he was taken to the woodshed by his superiors shortly after stating the painfully obvious.

But please, don't make any snap judgments about this latest incident. Only weeks ago we had to endure listening to the endless parade of Progressives who droned on about how all white males in America are really "white privileged" racists whether they knew it or not and are but a single neuron-firing away from losing it and grabbing their guns to go shooting up black churches. Today, those same Progressives will be lecturing us as to how we should not make any snap judgments about what may have motivated 24-year-old Mohammod Youssuf Abdulazeez and what transpired in Chattanooga. No doubt he was enraged by "white privilege" as well.

But fear not. Joe Biden is on the case and says the United States will get to the bottom of the shootings that killed at the four Marines in Chattanooga. No doubt, the gun made him do it.

rickn8or said...

Yep John, all day Friday is gonna be wall-to-wall all about gun control.

Joseph ET said...

Yeah, Obama thinks that all those poor misguided colored folk are doing hard time because of a youthful mistake. Of course all the poor white guys must do all their time and maybe even more because just being white should earn then an extra 5 to 10 years. It seems these were just non-violent crimes like selling drugs and shouldn’t have so much time. But, most of the bleeding hearts don’t talk about the crimes that the nice boys were actually charged with. Most were violent guns crimes that also involved other activities like selling drugs , but took a plea-bargain to a lower charge in return for receiving a lighter sentence. So, they actually agreed to the amount of time they received. I think they should be required to complete the terms of the contract they agreed to or face trial on the original higher charges. Period!

Planned Parenthood should lose all government funding. Dr. Deborah Nucatola (I use the term lightly) should lose her licence to practice. She should be made to write the “The Oath of Hippocrates” on the chalk board word for word 500 times. Law enforcement should track down the buyers of biological materials and prosecute them to the fullest degree.

The now dead shooter of the Marines and others was just a poor, immigrant with little education or anything else.
But wait . . . he was college educated with an engineering degree. Lived in a great looking home in a upper middle class neighbored and driving a flashy car with lots of friends. He had a deal most people love to have. I wonder how the lefties will try to spin this one? Another flag somewhere perhaps?

Fred Ciampi said...

I can't help but wonder if obama is going to characterize Mohammad Youssef Abdulazeez's actions as "youthful indiscretion" and call for a memorial plaque to be built in his memory. Oh, and he should be allowed to vote democratic even though he is taking the dirt nap.

Anonymous said...

@ Fred Ciampi: I'm just surprised he made any remark at all considering he still
hasn't said anything about his "dreamer" committing murder in SF. He did in fact
manage to make a remark to the scuzlim world about the end of ramadan (piss be upon them)
though. Priorities ya' know....

Geoff King said...

There are several photos of Ødickhead actually standing in a cell while touring the prison. They looked so natural.
As ISIS tweeted responsibility for the shooting in Chatanooga prior to it's happening, and as the shooter also tweeted his devotion to Islam, it will be quite interesting to see who or what else the left will blame it on other than the "religion of peace".
Quite telling is the fact that hours after the shooting, and prior to the president's statement on the subject, he first wished a happy end of Ramadan to all his muslim friends.
Had the dead Marines been allowed to actually carry weapons, methinks the outcome would have been quite different. Possibly even to the point that the identity of the terrorist would still be unknown due to the 5327 bullet holes in the body.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@John the Econ- I, too, was surprised when many officials immediately labeled this terrorism. Barry, predictably, would only go as far as saying that the killer was a "lone gunman" and it would be inappropriate for him to comment further until all the information is in. Which would be fine if he ever took that same measured approach when commenting on shootings with a black/white racial mix.

It will be interesting to hear the media try to explain how the Koran meant less to Abdulazeez than the confederate flag meant to the Charleston shooter.

@rickn8or- Well, guns were certainly "controlled" at the two shooting sites: the marines weren't allowed to have any.

@Joseph ET- Excellent point about the reality of plea-bargained deals. You're right that the original charges should be reviewed before Obama starts issuing blanket commutations.

Regarding Planned Parenthood, it would be nice if they lost taxpayer funding (and tax exempt status) but I doubt it will happen. Politically, access to easy-peasy abortion is one of the highest sacrements of the Left, and economically the government comes out hundreds of thousands of dollars ahead every time a potential recipient of entitlements is dismembered in utero.

And yes, it will be interesting to hear the Left try to justify/rationalize the killings committed by Abdulazeez. My guess is that they'll say he was pushed into radicalization because of Right-wing Islamaphobia and prejudice.

@Fred Ciampi- You can bet that Barry will spend the next few days making sure that everyone knows that Abdulazeez's actions had nothing to do with radical Islam.

@Chish McFicken- I wonder if Abdulazeez was moved to act yesterday because Ramadan was ending. It's my understanding that an act of terror committed during Ramadan racks up 10 times the carnal rewards in the afterlife.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Geoff King- The tweet mentioning #Chattanooga actually came out after the attacks; there was some confusion when the story was first reported. That doesn't mean Abdulazeez wasn't connected to a larger terror organization, just that we don't have the proof yet.

Regarding "gun free zones," no military installation or recruiting office should be forced into that situation. Barry should issue an executive order today changing that situation. (Spoiler alert: he won't.)

Anonymous said...

Not to worry, I heard on the radio this morning that the FBI will not rest until they have discovered what motivated Mohammed Abdulazzeez, and that they will be investigating his entire background, including where he went to school, his friends, and even what gym he worked out at. Significantly missing: his mosque.

Bruce Bleu said...

If seeing the "stars and bars" can magically turn normal people into mouth-foaming racists looking to buy slaves, why is it such a stretch to imagine that the seeing of the "star and crescent" motivates members of the "religion of peace" to MURDER "infidels" in compliance with their own "holy" book.

Boligat said...

@ Stilty and @Bruce, you beat me to it.

Hmmmm... will there be calls for all flags bearing the Sword of Islam or the Crescent Moon of Allah have to be banned? How about the Kuwaiti flag, will it have to be banned? Will there be a groundswell of high muckety mucks parading in front of the cameras to demand "Justice" for these four marines? Al? Jesse? Pres. Obama? Valerie?

I didn't think so.

mIKE said...


Yeah, I'm sure some progressive operative will say "I was there when Mohammad Youssef Abdulazeez died, and the last thing he said was 'Don't forget to cast my vote for Hillary... gurgle...gurgle...'"

Judi King said...

Another day, a few more outrageous, disgusting tragedies. With the moral decadence, failed leadership, compliant media, inadequate education and general ennui, I see no end to it. We need someone strong in charge to give us hope for the future.

Shelly said...

It made me sick to my stomach hearing that "doctor" describe where to crush an infant so as not to damage the sellable parts. How can someone do that for a living day after day? Do they even take the Hippocratic Oath anymore?

Anonymous said...

** Stilton,

For two days in a row my Avast (free edition) anti-virus had blocked a 'malicious URL' on your website. I hope its a false positive. Avast identifies it as:


Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Tech Issue / @Anonymous- I just ran a check on the site using Norton Safe Web and it didn't find anything amiss.

Have any OTHER readers been getting warning messages?

robsan19 said...

@Stilton, I have never experienced any warning messages while visiting your site. I did copy and past the URL sited, and McAfee warned me not to go there.

Fred Ciampi said...

I got a '403 Forbidden' message

Sergio said...

Gotta watch out for the "hardened criminals" in prison

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- Well, CRAP. I haven't been able to track down the site problem yet, though the likelihood is that SOMEwhere is a link to a site that may have some malware on it. Rest assured I'm doing everything possible on this end to clear up the problem.

American Cowboy said...


Maybe the boys in the black cars and helicopters are subtly trying to take down your site?

Am I getting paranoid? You bet I am!

Bruce Bleu said...

Maybe your depiction of lamont in the "house of many doors" dropping the soap like a friggin' yo-yo is too close to the truth for George Soros and he's sent Mark "F", (I mean) "Z"uckerburg to screw with you.
Honestly, the ONLY issues I've ever had with your site is when morons post some politically correct "equine feces" and verbally assault you.